>tfwno virgin gf

>>34462272
I took my girlfriend's virginity

She was so fucking tight dude, now I can die happy having sex with a virgin

>>34462406
I'm very happy for you. Please wish me luck.

>>34462272
Not kidding here. There's been 4 times in my life total that I've had the chance to fuck a virgin.

Guess what happened each time I got close to almost getting with them? I beta'd out.

I want to kill myself just thinking about it. My standards were way too high at the time and looking back at it I really missed such a fucking great chance. I'm pathetic

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>tfw virgin with virginqt gf
>5 months of dating she wants to have sex
>Don't want to take her to my house because I am a loser who lives with his parents
>Can't fuck at her place because she has ultra religious parents
>Go to a park in the middle of the night
>Start in the backseat
>30 seconds later bright as fuck lights
>Tapping on window
>Get told to get dressed within 30 seconds
>Get brought out the car and put against the hood by cops
>Cop makes fun of me for wearing old socks that have holes in them
>They then take the time to do all the steps of a report write up on us before dropping it and laughing

>>34462512
Kek dude what the fuck. That must have been awful. Real question is...did you end up fucking her? After that whole scenario

>>34462598
We saved up for a week in a hotel after that

Also the cop recognized her because she had a laptop stolen and he handled it

>>34462670
Yeah having sex in a car never seems like a good idea