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>>34461008

24 year old reporting in for duty : ^ )

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its saturday afternoon maaaaannnn

>>34461008
>25
how are your grandkids faggot?

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I applied for a job at the tendies factory and got an interview next week.

Everyone else is so happy its friday. They keep on talking about how much fun tonight is going to be.

Im watching anime alone.

>>34461008

>about to make some mac and cheese with hot dogs and eat it in the dark then play some gta5

27 year old living with mummy btw

We're spending the prime of our youth inside on friday/sat nights, sucks. Everyone else around our age are going out with friends and for drinks, having the time of their life. If they aren't, they're at home with their fiance/wife.

We're living in hell, we're in a sexual prison.

>>34461657
I like hiking and fishing. I wan't to go but no one to go with and the license is 50 bux

I forgot it was Friday.

Guys how get gf?

I work 10 hours a day, live with parents because can't afford to live alone, too tired to do anything after work except shower and sleep.

..... Actually now that I think about it, I wouldn't have the time for a gf anyway.

26, my balls have a very pungent smell. I should take a shower but I'm not going to.

>>34461740
>I work 10 hours a day, live with parents because can't afford to live alone, too tired to do anything after work except shower and sleep.

Wow, what is the fucking point of working then?

>42
>live with mom
>no job
>play video games all day every day
>lately my wrist hurts, joints hurt, body aches
>go to doctor
>he tells me that too many years of playing video games has given me carpel tunnel and arthrtis
>tells me i need to give up video games

reeeee no i wont do it

>>34461941
>muh work experience
>muh satisfy parents so they can gloat to their collegues and relatives
>muh not a drain to society
>muh cash that I can't use to buy something meaningful (like condo) because I'm too poor, but not enough time to enjoy little shit like video games

I am dead inside.

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Remember when you were young and full of hope?

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>>34462126
kid me just thought he'd lead a normal life but deep down he knew he was weird

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>>34461619
>about to quietly go outside and smoke a joint, then play Gothic 2 until I fall asleep in my computer chair
>maybe I won't wake up tomorrow

28 year old living with mum

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31 m here, not to toot my own trombone or anything but been here since '06, I see these threads a lot. Cheer up lads.

Self-reflection can lead to a lot of depression, i've been there and i continue to go there. The best thing is to keep yourself busy in a way that you get distracted and not focus on small issues. For me it's videogames, films, books, escorts and running. Currently i'm nursing a broken ankle, doctors tell me i'll probably need to find some other way of doing cardio since high impact injuries will be more common to me as i get older. Kind of sucks, but i'll adjust. I'm not wealthy, but i live comfortably and i'm thankful for that. I'm not close with parents, don't have a gf or wife, but I do have some friends that i consider close. I'm ok with all of this. In a few hours i'll see my favorite escort for 2 hours, blow my usual 3 wads and come home and drink whiskey and play Squad until the sun rises. Life is good, i'm happy that i'm able to do all these thing, have a stable job even though it's not in an office setting and I do hate it.

What's the point of this post? These threads rarely have points, i don't have one either. I suppose what i'm trying to say is everything is a matter of perspective.

>>34462126
No sir, I really do not remember ever being full of hope

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>>34462126
Nope, honestly can't remember the last time I had any.

Even as a kid I was constantly made out to be a piece of shit which is why I went to school in a psychward thinly veiled as a classroom where we could be kept away from other children.

Hope? There was never any, anon.

36, khv.

my big accomplishment of the week was getting a haircut.

>>34462126
To be honest one of the most stark realizations ive ever had was the fact that i've always been an aloof retard, only very late in life to become self aware enough to realize it.

>>34461729
>needing a license to Hike

How is Britain these days?

>>34462821
to fish. in CA

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>>34461008
>tfw probably have this coming week (plus this weekend) off wagecucking
>still on-call though
So no paycheck, but I've got enough money for booze and gas that I can have fun just shitposting my way through the next seven days.

>>34462378
Could you tell me your favorite life adventure?

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>>34462954

I have a few that come to mind.

First was visiting a friend up in northern california. stayed with him and his wife, spent a night camping at a park with their friends, Yosemite lakes i think. We weren't even doing drugs or anything, just drinking and shooting the shit. when night came we stayed at the foot of the lake and gazed up at the stars, all i could think about was how far mankind had come in its very short existence, and before civilization our lives were in nature like this foraging and hunting to survive.

2nd was probably when i deployed for the first time. i was on an aircraft carrier in the persian gulf for almost 10 months, got to visit a lot of countries. i'd never seen anything like it in my life. I'm not an overly patriotic person, but being on the pointy end of the stick, far from home launching aircraft that were dropping ordnance in iraq definitely stirred me in some way. I remember the oil rigs were numerous over there, and at night you could see dozens of them in the distance lighting up the sky with fire. i'll never forget it. of course living on the ship sucked balls but that's another story.

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>>34463095
My favorite would be throwing a drumstick at my music teacher

(Thanksforrespondinganonymouspersonthatkindlyrespodedtomypostwithoutaskingquestionsitwasveryniceofyouthanksyep)

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I can't stop thinking about the fact that I'm a 26 year old KHV. It has consumed me. I wake up its all I think about, at work its in the back of my mind, come home its all I think about, at the gym its all I think about, going to be its really all I think about. Then I start to panic, what if I never lose it? What if I die a virgin? What if its already far too late? What if im too old now?

In the past i turned to drugs and alcohol, now I'm sober and the only escape seems like death.

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>>34463294
you're welcom famon

I hope you hit your teacher somewhere good, like the eye or nose

its my birthday soon, I'll be 26. Might be able to rope a friend i made from a 4chan meet up and his gf into hanging out with me.

he'll probably be busy tho.

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>tfw nothing makes me happy or excites me any more
>have no energy to do anything after work so end up just laying around or mindlessly watching stuff on my computer
>barely have friends and no romantic prospects for years now
>no ambitions, can't think of anything I want in life or that would make me happy
>spend time thinking of all the stuff I wish I had done differently in college, but do nothing to alter my current behavior
>noticing more prominent dark circles under my eyes, stopped shaving because I don't give a fuck
It's never gonna get any better, is it?

>>34463531

No, this is the end. Once video games stopped working on me my life took a nose dive.

>>34462378
I enjoy running too, but keep hearing that injuries are common. Maybe I'll take up cycling eventually.
I usually see an escort or two a month, but the experience is usually disappointing and I hate myself afterwards for wasting the money. I want intimacy with a girl more than actual sex, I think..

>>34462068

I feel for you man. Its one thing to work long hours, but earning some money to reward yourself for those hours with. Working 10s and then not having anything to show for it would be like prison or slave labor.

Have you considered, in your limited spare time, looking for a better job, since you do have some experience now? Or maybe your company has some kind of advancement, management or supervisor positions?

Do any of you guys have a creative hobby? I feel that that might give me more purpose but I think I lack the skill and motivation to really pursue anything.

>>34463610

I suppose it does depend on what experience you look for. where do you find your escorts, and do you use review sites to vet them?

the one i see is my regular, been seeing her since 2013. she basically lets me do anything i want except anal and bare sex. bj's are bare though, and she likes getting her mouth fucked and letting you nut in there. She actually prefers kissing, so sometimes we have sex missionary going slow and just having our lips locked the entire time. I know i'm in the minority, most escorts arent that liberal and i'm lucky i found one that i'm compatible with. sometimes i'll take a plunge and see someone new but only if they have good reviews, these visits are more for the primal less sensual experiences.

i usually don't feel depressed afterwards, i know not to expect something out of an escort except a good time. Would it be better to have an SO that you can spend time with? Absolutely. However I've tried that twice, spent most of my 20's in two serious relationships that went nowhere and were more frustrating than anything.

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Posted this in a thread last night. Don't give up bros, just gotta work towards what you want everyday.

28 khv here. I've been drinking a half gallon of whiskey a day for the past year and a half. How long until my liver goes out and I'm finally free from this hell?

>>34463774
>as i said, i'm in a strange period

that's femanon legalese for "don't be surprised if i do batshit crazy things like sleep around or leave you on a whim." Don't say you weren't warned. Sorry anon.

These are the best threads. People like me here sharing feels

>>34463774
as >>34463826 said she's basically laying groundwork for not getting into any serious with you and bouncing without feeling guilty because she "warned" you.

seeing as how this is a 25+ thread im assuming she is as well and as such she's too damn old to be pulling childish games like that shit.


But who am I kidding, you've probably been alone for as long as I have and are willing to put up with bullshit normies arent in return for a little affection and attention to end the years of crippling lonliness even though you know it'll all go so, so wrong in no time at all.

>>34463722
Lmao at this cuck paying to kiss a women who just had her mouth nuttes in by multuple men. What in the fuck

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>>34461008

28, successful attorney, make lots of money, drive a nice car - get zero interest from girls.

>>34463826
>>34463892
She's 22 and I don't want anything serious either. She's just a really cool beautiful women who company I actually enjoy.

Turning 25 in April. Luckily I live in Australia and am on autismbux. I moved out of my dad's place on the 15th and now I am renting my own 1 bedroom unit.

I hope that you bots can be as fortunate as I was.

I am planning to do a course in electrotechnology. I want to go overseas and work for charities like MSF, I want to live a life devoted to others with no real reward for myself. This has given me some purpose in life and for once I don't feel the need to kill myself. I hope you guys can also find a purpose.

>>34463929
>28
>successful attorney
pick one. i'm not doubting that you are an attorney or that you are making lots of money, i'm just saying you can't be successful with under a decade of experience.

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>>34463957
gl getting attached, one of you always so

>>34463986

I mean true, I guess. I am a successful person who is an attorney. Not necessarily a successful attorney?

I don't know man.

>>34463974
what day? mines on the 3rd

>>34463998
Nah I don't get attached, I like loving people and being free.

25 in 2 weeks. Should I kill myself before it's too late?

>>34463514
PLEASE LOVE ME PLEASE IM SO SAD AND LONELY!!!!

>>34463918

there's a distinct lack of attractive virgins in my vicinity, and an even worse lack of attractive virgins that have great skills in bed.

I'd like to think we've all kissed a girl who has had nut in her mouth, don't you think anon?

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>9 hour shift tomorrow
>coworkers all have the weekend off
>stuck running a shitshow starting at 6AM

I just want to have a comfy weekend once

>>34464085
>virgins
>great skills in bed
are you a fuckwit or what

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>>34463373
31 still KHV. For god's sake get some help, I don't know how, somehow. It doesn't get better.

>>34464024
23rd of April 2017

>>34464130

i think the joke flew somewhere over your head on that one. sorry i'll dumb it down next time.

also isn't this a 25+ thread? mummy has your tendies in the oven, go and eat now little one.

>>34464085
Yeah not an hour before you kissed her you disgusting cuck. And you PAYED to do it. What in the fuck

Yes I'm sure the lack of attractive virgins in your area is your biggest problem.

did anybody else here go to grad school to avoid the real world some more? what have I got myself into

>>34461958
Just get into Anime or something something that you can just watch but still get alot of fun out of.

>>34464100
then just ask for one off/call in sick
dont let people push you down anon

>>34464269

But anon, i can easily afford it, and it makes me happy. it could be worse, i could somebody that's married to a roastie. with children even.

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>>34461619
>>34462355
>Ate two dinners and now shitposting for the rest of the night

27 year old living with mummy

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>29 years old
>live in a shed at the back of my parents house
>no proper electricity here
>have extension cords running out of my parents window into my shed
>alcoholic
>fap around 10 times a day
>cry myself to sleep every night
somebody please kill me

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Uni this semester isn't going to be as stressful as last semester because I got registered early and don't have classes all day long every day.

Might be getting back with my 18 y/o BPD oneitis, idk whats going to be happening there. Wish me luck brobots ;-;

>>34462821
You need a license to fish in almost every state in the USA.

>>34463803
Half gallon? Wew lad, how much do you weigh?

where do you find your prostitutes? backpage was shutoff, and that was mostly cops

>>34464571
Why don't you love in the house?

>>34461008
gee i didn't know they had computers at the nursing home

>>34464711

i would search the erotic review for your city. for example if you were in LA search erotic review los angeles. it's 30/month but cheaper if you do a year, like PSN. people use TER to post reviews of local escorts, and details like what they provide etc. saves you a lot of money from getting robbed or worse. my rule of thumb is no reviews no visit. period. don't let little brain do the thinking.

alternatively you can try humaniplex, its primarily a west coast site though. its a social networking site for escorts where they can post pics, you can message them to arrange dates etc, membership is free but you have to grind to get anyhwere, most of the good girls are level 1+ and won't see a newbie who is level 0 without references. good luck.

if you want more info feel free to ask

alternatively

>>34464571
Sounds comfy my man. Wish I had your life.

>>34462126
>Remember when you were young and full of hope?
I was an idiot.

>>34463696
>Do any of you guys have a creative hobby?
I've thought about buying an electrical guitar.
I'd have to play it through headphones though since I live with my parents.
Maybe I'll draw, I was 'ok' when I was 10

>>34463531
how old are you, friend? I would like to hear about your college experience. Your description of your situation reminds me of myself, a 27 year old college drop out

25 neet here, currently going through snri withdraw while i try to figure out why my insurance coverage has inexplicably stopped, getting about 4 hours of sleep a night, and chronic pain i've had for a couple years has been even worse lately. still a social retard with no real friends, pretty much everyone i interact with is from a local yugioh group and i stopped playing yugioh after having enough success that the big youtube channels made videos about me and every comment was about how awkward i am. life has been rough lately both short and long term but i'm fortunate to have a loving and supporting family so it could be a lot worse

>34463696

i make stuff in fl studio as a hobby, nothing really great but it gives me something to sink time into that i enjoy

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Is 23 past the point of no return for an unemployed loser?

28 year old NEET here. I'm sick for the first time in 5 years, it's really kicking my ass. Back when I was a teenager something like this would barely slow me down, now that I'm old I've barely left bed the past 2 days.

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>>3446632
Im 30
N the past 7days
Ive gone from
60+hours/week
To 0hours/week
Im scared yo
I lost my job
I los my internet
An my senpai is no more


Wtf how can it all crash so fast

an under 18 girl is trying to seduce me, what do?
Should i just kill myself?

>>34466415
Depends, what's the legal age of consent in your country?

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>>34466328

No. I was a NEET loser from 22 until 24 (before that I was a slacker college student who eventually dropped out). I went back to college, graduated at 25 and a half then landed a great job.

I turn 27 soon and I have my shit together now for the most part. I'm still fat as fuck and still no gf (probably related to the "fat as fuck" thing) but I managed to turn it around when I was a little older than you. My life now is a million times better than it was during the NEET era.

you can always turn your life around, but you have to make a serious effort.
things are going to suck but you can make it to a happier place.
the only thing stopping you is your fears.

>>34466455
TEACH MEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

I had a good job truck driving. Made a fucking ton of money for the 2 years I worked it but it broke me. I can't understand working for a living anymore. I think I'd like to do something where I had coworkers...

>>34464788
humaniplex isn't free....it's 30 bux a month...lapse in membership and you cant send PMs

used to be good, pretty much sucks now

35. I have saved $11,000 but I hate my job so I'm guessing I just burn through that when I'm unemployed again. Investing in education to get a job I can mentally handle would probably be a good idea, but I have no direction. I like the idea of being a pick packer. It's a warehouse job where you fill boxes as per the order. Minimal contact with general fucking public. Low pay and 6-9am starts though.

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>>34466455
I did pretty much the same but I was/am skinny.
>mfw got back into EVE only a month ago

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>>34466548

There's nothing special or magical. I just decided for once in my life I would finish something instead of quitting when it got too hard. That's how I graduated from college. I got lucky with my job but I was sending out gorillions of applications every week instead of applying at one or two places a week then giving up like I did in the past, so I wouldn't have found my job if I took the easy way out. Now if only I can do the same for my weight.

>>34466639

Giving up EvE was part of turning my life around. Sometimes I get the itch but I haven't given in yet.

What is the age for when people typically tend to develop schizophrenia? I'm 26.

Last night I almost lost control, I sort of felt like I was going into psychosis. There have always been voices in my head but they've always been my own, but last night shit got nasty. I was really scared and started praying.

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>turning 26 this march
>no college degree

>the only 2 career paths available to me is studying digital art (have connections to make it happen) or go hardcore with programming and take advantage of the booming industry

Earlier I had aspirations to be an Architect or Mechanical Engineer. Not sure what happened but at some point I deemed both not worth pursuing, especially Architecture. Maybe it was a mistake.

But I'm the type of dude who's playing video games all the time, so going serious into a lifestyle that would have had to drop all that completely terrified me. I couldn't bear being essentially a stranger in my new life I would have to create. Naturally the people you'd have to surround yourself with would be much different than what I was used to.

At the end of it all, to this day, I have no idea what to do with my life. Just wasting away at this point.

>tfw no old, NEET bf to live in the bux with me.

I'm 31. I'm bored and hate my job and can only look back on my poor career choices with regret.

Nothing I do matters. I'm unable to create anything worthwhile.

Is it ever too late to start a new career?

If so, when?

>>34466629
>I like the idea of being a pick packer.

Holy fuck it's the cosiest job in the world.
>get to work with sweet old ladies who fuss over you call you love and bring you food
>don't have to deal with customers
>can listen to ipod the whole day
>easy as fuck to do
>satisfying when you package an order up and print off the tracking labels

Got casual work right now at a warehouse, while I'm trying to find a bullshit 'proper job'

>>34461008

28 reporting. less than 2 years til wizard

>>34466752
>>34466629

I have a friend who works in an amazon warehouse. It's actually fucking awful.

>>34466782
Yeah but I work for a small family owned business

>>34466752
>get to work with sweet old ladies who fuss over you call you love and bring you food

thats been the best perk of all the jobs i've had

i've got a pretty cozy gig, albeit low-paid. work the desk at a hotel, would estimate maybe 1.5-2 hours of actual work, none of which is remotely challenging or involved. you've gotta be able to interact with people in some sense, but its a hell of a lot easier to bullshit and jive with people that are in their 50s just looking for a hotel room than a gaggle of your peers. end up talking politics or history with a lot of the older fellas coming through, and there are numerous shitposting opportunities (guess where im at now)

god willing i'll be in your position looking for a "proper job" after graduation to tide me over a bit, but my major is a bit of a stepping stone to graduate school instead of a STEM degree

>tfw browsing r9k for the answer or advice to get my life on track but it never comes

>>34462126
No not really. I never had much "passion" to live life. I never had great dreams. Well...ok I do, but they are always fantastical like to be a knight in medieival time, a wizard, or be a space explorer in the far future. The real world was always mundane I never saw much of interest so I spent a lot of my time immersed in escapism, books, games, anime, etc. In fact its so bad I consider my "real" life to be the one I live online and in my head, while the rest of my life is just what I have to endure to get back to my escapism. I cannot really describe how bland I find reality, there is no adventure or anything

>>34466907
I've got a minute. What's up champ?

>>34466664
Guess I'll start with the apps tomorrow. I just hate myself so much filling these things out. I feel like I'm not right for anything on these.

How big of a loser do you have to be to be on this site past 25? Just thinking about how much younger the average user is on here makes me feel terrible.

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>>34467108
>How big of a loser do you have to be to be on this site past 25?

One isn't obligated to come on here if they're what the majority of their peers would judge as a loser, nor does anyone become a loser by simply coming here.

It is very likely that the average user of this board is more likely to be considered a loser by the majority of their peers than the rest of the population, but it don't mean shit necessarily.

fuq it m8, its a place for a unique type of companionship and activity that is rarely found elsewhere

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For me sometimes it just hits me that at 28, my life is already 1/3 over. There is no going back, this was my only time on this planet and my only chance and I'm at level 28 out of a level 80 level cap and can't re roll.

I have no real desire to do anything, nothing interests me. I'm obsessed with money despite blowing it on useless shit and never having anything to save/spend on anyway.

I don't mind my work but realize how pointless what I do is and how there's nothing I look forward to to get me out of it like most normies who look forward to the weekend.

What really hits me is that I still look at senior high school girls when I'm at the shops and it dawns on me that at my age it's considered creepy, it feels like I was their age yesterday - I haven't accepted how old I am or perhaps I realize that all the decent girls my age were married to Chad half a decade ago and all that's left is cluster B personality disorder harpies and women well past their use by date, dating at 28 is a suckers game unless you're going for girls <25 and good chance at that when you're in the position some of us are ITT

>mfw this is my face every single day now

>>34461008
when you realize you have mild asperger's so you're comfy and content with never talking to anyone again AND having an autistic attraction to really random stuff so you'll never be bored.

What year did everything fall apart?

>>34467534
2013

originalo commentaro crikey

>25 live with parent's there broke too.
>stop hanging with my friends over 400 dollars and artistic/carrer pursuits
>real reasons:
>1 I didn't want to see them suffer,
>2 I didn't want them to see me suffer
>3 like my dad says, I am an asshole
>gf is coming on hard times
>my savings are almost up
>I am coming on hard times
>need to stay in contact with mentors
>did two interviews they seems to have gone good.
>gotta wait and write more
>waiting alone is pain.

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Reminder that 18 through 25 is your only chance in life. Fuck up once and you're done.

i have a hobby. i set up fake profiles on tinder, etc and see how many matches i can get.

then i change a few things - use a different guy's pictures, change his job, change his name - and see if i can get even more.

with ones i consider 6.5+/10, i can get a 40% match rate. it goes up a lot if they are older, and down to maybe 20-25% if they are younger.

i've gotten hundreds of messages on these apps and i've never even looked at one. i'm afraid to look at them.

>>34464711
I'm quitting this hobby because they make me too paranoid of getting an STD (even though I have never had one). Check out ECCIE. You register, and might have to wait a long time to get your account approved, but its a great community, very helpful and worthwhile. You'll never have a bad experience if you read through and get a well-reviewed provider.

>>34461008
>>>34463974
>what day? mines on the 3rd
Are you me? I'm on the third too. Turning 27. No sex for 7 years. Feels bad mang.

>>34464571
do you live in the united states? if yes, i'll kill you. i don't have anything against americans; i'm just not allowed to have a passport anymore.

>>34463803
4 pints of whiskey a day?

4 fucking pints.

You should be dead mate

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turning 26 in a few weeks.

have a gf somehow but no friends to invite over.

>>34462126
Yeah, kindergarden was a blast. Elementary school was when everything went to shit.

>>34462378
Tell me more about your escort. What is she like?

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>>34468135
>have a gf

nothing else to say here. pack it up boyreEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEES

>>34463722
>I'm lucky I find a hooker I'm compatible with

Oh anon you magnificently dumb fuck

Any experience with learning classical instruments (piano, violin) past 30?
I'm 27 now, but studying and working parttime, so I don't really have the time now for another 4 years.

I think that it would be something I could be passionate about, a creative and emotinal outlet.

>>34466727
Your age+1, so better get started now.

>>34468220
sorry for the late reply, just got home from my late night escort fuck sesh. weew lad.

do you partake in a lot of hookers? some of them can be pretty shit mate. you have to find the one you like and keep getting back in line.

here, have a nice tune about falling in love with one:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QB8pR7aQyJg

>>34467108
>>34467327


You're objectively more of a loser being here if you're under 25 and the average age of posters on here is skewed by the simple fact a true old fag would never, ever post in stat threads, which are circle jerks for kids given they really are the only demographic who actually think anyone cares how old you are here.

Seriously, if you're under 25, you have no excuse or reason to be here. 25+ posters are the actual target audience for this ancient website.

>>34468467
Older people sometimes learn piano. It's possible but will be a huge time commitment.

>>34468558

Just learning an instrument at any age with no motivation beyond wanting to play isn't any sort of a time sink. You only need a solid half hour to hour of practice time a few days a week

>>34468558
I could drop most of my videogames and sitting around on 4chan I guess. Would free up enough time to learn it.

>>34468616
He'll also need to learn some music theory, how to read sheet music, etc. You need to practice every day, at least at first.

>>34468628
When I learned guitar one thing I would do was to put on a movie or something and practice with that on. It helped break up the tedium and before you know it you've got two hours of practice in. Some things of course require more concentration than that.

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Been NEETing these mean boards day and night, shitposting, memeing and kecking.

When people ask me what I do, they probably think yeah he's one of those manchildren with pissbotlles trolling people's safespaces. ff These fucking normans probably never even heard of the meme wars of 2016.

To see your memes conquer nations, the weight of nations hanging on the click of a button. Ignorance is bliss. We're the memesters the world needs, not the ones it deserves.

>>34468731
Well I learned some music theory in class but that was ages ago.

Maybe I'll start sooner than after I finish my degree though. Course material is supposed to become less intensive after the next Semester, i'll be moving in a year or so, so I'll have more room and maybe something where it won't bother my neighbour and quit my shitty job for one that has better hours.

>>34462126
I recall when I was younger I'd go up to a kid and just be like "Hey, wnat to be best friends? I'm not best friends with X anymore" and they'd be like "yeah, sure!".

Good times.

I've been handed a really good opportunity (2 year study abroad) and 6 months in I'm fucking it up because of my inherent character.
So in the beginning the class would go on big group outings, to eventually split off into their cliques. Because I was always like nah can't come, I have no affiliation with any one, and the weekends are filled with solitary activities (I actually love this, but sometimes it gets me down).
I have complete freedom over when I can work on my project, so so far I've done...not much at all. I'll definitely struggle/fail when it gets to the deadlines.
I have an opportunity to travel abroad yet again for subjects that I really want to take, and the deadline is February 1st. Haven't started the application yet.
Life could be going so much better but I have to be me, don't I?

>>34469445
Are you 25+?

Things are rapidly declining now I'm in my 30s. Eyes getting really bad now. Hair receding. Lack of vitamin d from 10 years of being shut in has my bones weak and my skin is translucent. Also getting fat. Dunno how people manage into their 50s and 60s

>>34464788
sounds like a honeypot. i wouldn't recomend this at all. I hear there are many Asian messages that give handjobs. i never been, too scared

>>34466548
>I had a good job truck driving
I'm about to do that. you can make a lot of money doing that. My brother's freind has a big house now by trucking as a 0/0

>>34466727
53 year old in my class landed a 60k per year dream job raising poinsettias. gopher it

>>34466907
Fucking this. I'm just scrolling for that piece of advice to get my ass in gear but i never see it.

>>34463531
Sounds a lot like my life senpai, except I only work a couple of days per week

>will be 25 in May

>Wise man say
>A bottle at hand
>Is a bladder at peace

I used to be fairly robotic as a teen and in my early twenties, but at 25 I have made a recovery, and I am a full-on normalfag now! Studying programming at College was the best decision I ever made.

>>34463696
>hobby
I got into Magic: The Gathering recently and have been having tons of fun. I have made new friends, strengthened ties with old friends, and killed tons of time playing Magic. I barely play vidya anymore, I play MTG instead.

>tfw COD commentators like woody'sgamertag and wingsofredemption are all old