The Robot's Head

orange crush and oven pizza

whats your thoughts on cigarettes? i like one or two a day but if i smoke like three at a time i feel kinda sick for some reason

>>34460281
I haven't seen you in ages, I haven't been here in ages cause r9k has turned to utter shit. The only good thing left is /britfeel/

tfw i ate a 200 mg edible and it did nothing

>>34460386
He posts like twice a week.

>>34460388
Thats either a shitty edible or just shitty tolerance. Take a week break. Also edibles for me are mostly medicinal effects (RSO can get me fucked up oraly though). If you want to get stoned the money is always better spent on herb or concentrate.

Not drinking tonight here I got an upset stomach but polished off a bottle of Stoli last night

come into the synch guys, post your music
>>34460340
I enjoy them myself, but they give me mouth ulcers if I smoke them regularly, so I have no more than one a week, and usually much less
>>34460386
yeah, this board is utter garbage. I mostly keep coming here out of habit and to make these threads
>>34460388
be patient. for me, edibles can take up to 1 1/2 hours to kick in
>>34460529
I post more than that, but that is about how often I make these threads

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Having a sapporo tonight

>>34461014
how are those? never tried them, as they seem a bit pricey for a mass produced lager

>>34461073

They aren't bad, I prefer it over kirin ichiban. It was about 4 bucks but I enjoy the taste so i'm willing to throw some extra bucks to avoid steel reserve and other tall cans.

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>tfw no money for alcohol
>even then I only drink baileys from a little glass and feel all sophisticated n shit
>tfw will never hang out with Samson again

>>34461244
steel reserve and old english aren't too bad though
also, come into the synch

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>>34461438
>steel reserve and old english aren't too bad though

literal homeless bum garbage alcohol. With as much of a degenerate habitual drinker as I used to be I made an oath with myself to never drink if I couldn't at least afford a 12pack of pabst

>>34461430
I want to hang out with 54m50n.
I'd show him all the dumb garbage in Colorado

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>>34461438

Being the poor neet I am, i went through several cans of steel reserve and ill tell you I would rather throw 2 extra bucks for it. Popov should be criminalized here for how vile it is.

>>34461430
come to the sf bay area m8, we'll have an awesome time together
>>34461498
it's better than Budweiser or Coors for sure
>>34461508
I'd love to travel and chill with robots around the country, just get drunk and see all the dumb shit in their areas
>>34461609
for me, the criminally awful vodka is Fleischmann's, that stuff is literally rubbing alcohol

>>34461820

Samson if I come up north at some point I'll be sure to try and grab a drink with you.

>>34462055
that would be excellent
in the meantime though, you should join my synchtube and post some music

one last bump, then I give up on this thread. thought there would be more lonely alcoholics on here on a Friday night

>>34462168

Hey i'll stop by, was just enjoying some vidya so forgive my late reply.

So much rum, can't wait to throw it all up in about 6 hours

Oh i guess it's not there anymore, was gonna play some opeth in there.

Drinking some 80 proof with lemonade. Listening to Ween. Kinda bored though.

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how do you guys fucking do it?
I almost have a sort of 'respect' for people who can drink at all let alone a lot.. I mean, alcohol is so fucking disgusting I srsly have no idea how one can enjoy it. Beer is alright kinda I guess but it's piss water why wouldn't you buy something fucking tasty?

The only argument for drinking I can think of is that it kills the pain I guess, but even in that case, if you bought a 10$ bottle of FUCKING POISON and wanted to get a 'high' out of it you could have bought weed/zannies or whatever the fuck for that money and not go through the fucking pain of it going down.

>>34463409
plus, the high isn't even worth it because tomorrow morning you want to kill yourself even more than usual

>>34462776
it's ok
>>34462845
just drink lots of water and smoke some weed in the morning
>>34462973
yeah, I gave up on the synch
>>34463409
addiction mostly. plus I like the taste myself

>>34463409
Alcohol isn't supposed to taste good, it't the effects that I'm after. I take a ton of rum, mix it with enough soda that I can drink it, then drink until I stop caring about life. Beer is pointless, tastes awful and doesn't even get you drunk unless you drink a ton of it.

>>34463462
I love the taste of alcohol but part of it surely has to do with the operant conditioning of a good feeling reward. Alcoholic drinks and liquors are full of flavor and the warm feeling is nice.

>>34463409
it actually becomes enjoyable after a while

the act of drinking just starts to become satisfying

it's incredibly degenerate though and should be pitied, not respected

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Absalom, when did you become a bartender?

You ought to come kick it with Ram and I, get some lsd

I want to take ever clear and mix it with home made licorice syrup, then mix it lightly with Jager to give it a higher alcohol proof without running the flavor too much.

Any thoughts?

>>34463613
yeah, we should chill again soon. I'll be going to SF on Wednesday, maybe we can all meet there that evening?

>>34462705
I for one usually tried to keep these threads lively but now I spend Friday nights caring for a grandmother.

>>34463674
Why does jager need more alcohol lmao just drink more of it or go balls to the walls and buy absinthe. Sure it's expensive but it's 140 proof and you aren't making an imitation cocktail.

>>34461498
steel reserve and st ides are cheap, and they get you just as drunk. why complain?

>>34463808
Possibly, depends on my schedule.

You live in the city now?

>>34463927
no, I live in albany, I'm just thinking of working in the city again

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>>34464106
Did you end up quitting that job cuz of that ethical dilemma?

Im curious as to what happened but no need to type it here if its a long story

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What up Samps, hows your week been, just ate some mongolian beef and started drinking.

Im 'murican but this shits 6% and cheap

>>34460281
Just arrived home after drinking with a friend of mine, how are you going samson?

>>34464106
Ny sucks in general could never live there

>>34464170
I did, gave my week's notice a few days ago. currently interviewing for other jobs

>>34464217
pretty good, looking for a new job, eating a delicious tuna sandwich
>>34464391
albany CA, not NY

>>34464217
Right on, tuna is good. I started taking apple cider vinegar (bragg brand) cuz i heard it clears out the liver, it actually knocks out hangovers pretty quick too. What job you thinkibg of doing?

>>34464391
Gotcha, im in Alaska

>>34464761
Sorry last 2 posts are mine, fucked it up

Have like a half pint of Jagermeister and no money so I guess I'll drink that. Currently scrounging up tobacco.

>tfw these threads never pop up on pay week

>>34464897
something in the restaurant industry probably
>>34465124
they usually pop up every week

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sippin on potato vodka and coke
thinking about my life
been looking for work for half a year, will hear the results of this last interview in a week
i need this job, but I don't want it you know? I have no other choice, I have to pay back my loans
and I love my parents but I'd rather die than live with them longer than I have to
I feel like I'm at the crossroads of becoming an actual adult, and I'm honestly terrified

>>34465175
Dude why dont you go cook for msc, or up at the gold mine up here. Pay is good.

>>34465175
Weird, I always end up seeing them when I'm broke. Just gotta look harder I suppose

>>34465175
You mind me asking how old you are samps?

>>34465185
I can help you find work, whats your age?

>>34465287
I'm 24. Appreciate it, but unless you can find me some accounting/finance work in the DFW area I'll have to pass.

>>34465311
https://www.governmentjobs.com/careers/Alaska

Its not in dfw, but you will start out making good money, and its a state job so its stable with good benefits

>>34465349
That is really fucking tempting, but I have a girlfriend who I like very much that would be very unhappy with that.
>normie get out, etc

>>34465374
Dude my gf followed me up here, thats how i knew she was for real

>mfw now married

Its also good we get 4800 a year in alaskabux

Oh yeah and weed is legal

Finished of my bottle of Evan williams white label and now I'm drinking some Calico Jack. I think I'm starting to lose my taste for bourbon. I wonder if it's because I'm getting older or because I drink nothing but cheap shit?

>>34465430
Like I said anon I'm very tempted. Had a similar opportunity in Boston.
In 2016 my sister had twins, and I know I will absolutely be a part of their lives so I don't want to move away. Appreciate it though, I've had friends who went the same direction and they never regretted it. Alaska seems fucking badass.

>>34465438
Cheap shit gives you that god tier throat burn, not memeing here but take apple cider vinegar in the morning, after like 30 minutes i feel my organs working right again after a night of weekend drinking.

>>34465471
I live here, I like it. Only thing is houses are expensive up here. Smokes are expensive up here too. My advice is if you arent married yet act in your best interests. If she agrees you know she really loves you.

>>34465528
Yeah. I just don't wanna leave my family.

Drinking water cuz im straitedge

>>34465641
I know what you mean, my family is in NC

>>34462168
>in the meantime though, you should join my synchtube and post some music
link now

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Drinking some Hamms because it's cheap.