Fell for the tinder boost meme and ended up getting more matches in the 30 minute boost than I would get in a month. The problem now is I don't know what to say to any of the women. I've tried to be funny and witty, but it keeps backfiring.
>>34456879
How does boost even work? I get matched with girls with the boost icon that I know 1) i didn't swipe on during the boost session (recall some rly qt girls i swiped on the day before) and 2) i get matches from boost days after the boost ended
>>34456879
Also the original pic is related. It's 20 of about 300 tinder matches I have.
Dumping previous conversations showing how they go wrong.
>>34456926
I believe it shows your profile to women who are currently swiping
>>34456934
>>34457033
Trying to sealeo the dealeo
>>34457102
How;d I do?
Originallio
I thought being handsome and funny would be enough to get a date.
>>34457267
Maybe you aren't as handsome and funny as you think you are
>>34457506
Different people have different tastes. I thought by playing the numbers game enough I would find something.
>>34456934
>300 tinder matches I have
you sound like mega chad to me
>>34457611
I have the looks of Chad but the social skills of an autist
>>34457155
Here instead of trying to be funny you could've just ask for a date
>>34457735
I have my own place, but no car. Also, I do not like coffee and mainly eat burgers.
I've thought too much about inviting them over to my place, but then I start to play out the situation in my head. They are probably crazy and not as attractive as in their photos. Then if they are my place it would be hard to make an excuse for her to leave if it gets uncomfortable.
I get asked for drugs on here a lot. This woman has the biggest lips. I think she had an accident with a vacuum cleaner
>>34457735
I mostly just want to fuck one. I often try to send direct hints of this.
I think they can sense my virginity through the screen
>>34457957
Yea in case some of you haven't figured out, women will use you for not only drinks and food but weed.
Some, though very few, women, have message me first
>>34458531
And it's all down hill from here
originallo
>>34458598
The falling continues
Original comment
>>34458714
and the it's over
orignalololio
>>34456879
proposition: tinder is public self-humiliation for degenerates, get off that shit
>paying for unwarranted sex
lel