>one chance at life >born with balding genes Hairfags

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>had a Jude Law tier hairline before I was 19

Just fucking end me to be honest

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>even mom and dad make fun of me for being bald at such a young age

>they literally gave me my genes and they still make fun of me

Where are my /bald bros/ desu

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>tfw widow's peak

>>34458584
>waaahhhh muh widow's peak boo hoo

Try being bald by the time you're 20

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not sure how balding is still a thing

first of all, it's 2017. I mean, really? What? so fucking surreal how balding is still a fucking thing and we had people on the moon decades ago

second of all, it's 2017. how has this no been bred out? where are all of the women who lust after baldies? where are the women who willingly accept the sperm of bald men? i've never fucking seen it besides 2 niche tumblr groups. you had hundreds of millions of years, and baldness is still a trait in the gene pool. how?

am i just a fucking bumbling retard who cannot grasp how balding is a "Problem of the Millenium" on par with coming up with a theory of everything and solving world hunger?

like, am i just low key stupid? is balding really that epic, that GRAND of a fucking problem that cancer pales in comparison?

>>34459226
Balding used to be considered an alpha trait. It was a signal for high testosterone and females liked it.

So it got passed on and now men who have what was once a desirable trait get fucked over.