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Imoutos: Never gonna give you up

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Never gonna let you down.
Never gonna run around and hurt you.

Sorry, couldn't resist. You know the drill. Hug and report, faggots
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First for purest love.
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>>34456580
Just don't get triggered by people you disagree with again analguy :^y

My sisters are both older than me and married/basically married. Eitherway I never wanted to fuck them. I just like to read veryone else's stories
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>>34456712
Me? Triggered? Nah, never

fuck filthy liberal cucks :)
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Currently in the process of making sure the house is clean and nothing smells like a brother and sister bodily fluids. Apparently more Em friends are showing up tonight than I thought, and a couple are coming any minute to get "something" ready.

Also Em claims she's gonna announced something tonight. She says it has nothing to do with us, but I don't know if I believe her.
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>>34456855
Say it with me: Daddy. Pat.
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>>34456907
I doubt she would've asked for booze last night if that was the case.
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>>34456855
>Also Em claims she's gonna announced something tonight
You better make sure that she doesn't say anything stupid, especially in front of so many people.
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I'll ask my sister when she wakes up today. I'm texting this from my bed since she is still grabbing my left arm. It is a weekend so I think we might go out somewhere.
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>>34457197
Know any good soba noodle shops?
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>>34457197
>I'm texting this from my bed since she is still grabbing my left arm
You have the woman you love snuggled up against your arm and you're on 4chan?
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>>34457197
>she is still grabbing my left arm
Hug and cuddle with her.
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>>34456855
>nothing smells like a brother and sister bodily fluids
You should have started a week ago. It's too late now, they're all gonna know.
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>>34457274
A lot of people have someone they love. I don't think that matters much if they don't love them back though.
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>>34457197
Why is she in your bed? Did something good happen?
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If the guy who has the older sister is still here, I think you should just preserve what you have with her, she doesn't seem to want that kind of a relationship and you guys seem to have a good friendship, but I don't seem to be the best at relationships, do take my opinion with a grain of salt

Side note, I got a for Honor Beta code, it's pretty fun so far
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>>34457376
Don't even try, you can't save another pussy from the dick.
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>>34457314
Well I don't think THAT matters if they're in bed, cuddling.
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>>34457433
He asked for advice, and on his 2nd post he said he deeply kissed her, and it didn't go well from there.

So, no.
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>>34456855
What does that smell likem?
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>>34457433
Maybe she's just trying to make things normal? I guess take it slow for now, don't press anything on her
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>>34457468
Why are you trying so hard to shit on his parade though? We don't know how she feels yet and the signs are good.
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>>34456855
>She tells everyone her big brother has been pounding her little pussy and ass for over 2 months.
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>>34457539
I'm not, but
>We don't know how she feels yet
>and the signs are good

Well, no. Exactly because
>We don't know how she feels yet
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>>34457591
He can just show them this picture if that happens.
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>>34457605
Yeah, the signs though. They're good. They're in bed together so at the very least their relationship hasn't gotten worse.
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>>34457539
I'm not sure the cuddling can be construed as positive though. She already said she sleeps with plushies normally. In addition, she has already openly said this isn't what she wants.

I'd say the signs point to the exact opposite. Her apparent reconciliation after the even was merely to make sure he wasn't mad and still loved her
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>>34457677
>when you're trying to fuck your sister but she puts you in the brotherzone
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>>34457688
I haven't been keeping up with the threads, are you "the anal guy" because you have your head up your ass or is it just a coincidence?
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I gave a girl from work a ride home today, her car was fucked in some way. I needed to pick up my sister from school at the same time so I picked her up with the girl. After I dropped her off my sister basically interrogated me about her. She tried to make it seem like she wasn't jealous but I thought it was a little obvious. Especially when she accused me of flirting with her. When we got home she marched into my room and locked the door. She's been in there since me got home.

Now I need to figure out how to make her realize that there's nothing between me and the girl without making it sound like I want to go further with her. This stuff is like a puzzle.
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>>34457802
It's because his wife won't let him have sex with her or something.
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>>34456580
Tfw only child
This comment is some what original
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>>34457832
That wasn't actually a question, as a rule of thumb I try to not give a single fuck about the personal lives of tripfags.
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>>34457827
I think "fuck your sister" is the obvious thing to do. Fucking flawless, even.
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>>34457827
>Now I need to figure out how to make her realize that there's nothing between me and the girl
I think a femAnon might need to respond to this, I can't think of anyway that won't make it worse or that isn't dicking, proposing and/or marrying her.
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>>34457832
it's because he likes anal.

>>34457827
teenage girls are quite puzzling. maybe apologize to her for not realizing that it would upset her, and that you bringing the girl won't happen again because it was a one time thing.
if i'm being honest, teenage girls are going to be jealous and get moody about stuff like that, no matter how much you assure the otherwise.
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>>34458045
Why would she even care about that? You'd think teenagers especially would have bad, or at least, not good relationships with their siblings.
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>>34457220
Sobakiri Masa. It's tiny and hard to find but it's very good

>>34457274
>>34457308
I'm out of the bed to go to the bathroom again but I did hug her and keep her in my arms when I was sleeping. I poked her cheek for fun and she does this expression on her face and sounds like a puppy when you poke her

>>34457360
I don't know. She just came in during the night

>>34457376
I still don't know what I should do at this point.
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>>34457637
Shit man I need the source, This looks cute as shit
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>>34458218
Take her there. At least to show her you're not mad and still love her. A full Imouto us a happy Imouto
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>>34458218
I think for now, go to bed, if she's with you she isn't mad, I think even if she doesn't feel the same way she doesn't want things to change
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>>34458238
https://exhentai.org/g/1014004/2339d39f8b/
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>>34458253
she's my older sister though. she likes oyakodon more than anything else though

>>34458267
I will go back and just stay there I suppose. I do like how she smells though. It's very comforting.
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>>34458218
If she isn't the kind of person that would get mad for it, you should just ask her how she feels about you. Otherwise, either figure out another way to find out, or just stop here if you don't wanna damage whatever your relationship you already have.
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>>34457827
Let her be jealous. Don't beg for forgiveness when you've done nothing wrong. If you try to appease her so much you're just going to make yourself a doormat, and no girl likes that.
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>>34458322
I think you should be optimistic, she's with you and she seems to not be mad
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>>34458072
well, his little sister wants the dick. so i meant more along the lines of "teenage girls get jealous and upset when their crushes hang out with the opposite sex".
i don't think you know the story of hungry sister guy, so i'll give a summary.
his sister lived with his mom. their mom doesn't really take care of her, provide enough food for her to eat, etc, so hungry sister guy allows his little sister to stay with him for a while. she was very skinny, bruised easily (i suggested she had anemia), but since she is staying with HSG, she has become more lively and such. however, she kissed him one day.
HSG has no intention to lewd or romance his imouto, he just wants her to be happy. but because his sister has romantic feelings for him, it makes sense that she would be jealous.
hope that helps.
hopefully that helps.
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>>34458761
oops, i put "hope that helps" and "hopefully that helps". my bad, didn't mean to write that twice.
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>>34458761
>he just wants her to be happy
>has no intention to lewd or romance his imouto

Well, this isn't right.
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>>34458322
>she likes oyakodon more than anything else though
Well then ask your mother to help you have sex with your sister
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>>34458881
I don't think that's what he meant.
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>>34458793
the little sis needs to pull a Laura. As in get a boyfriend in a way to get over her incest
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>>34458965
I get it if it's one sided, then it's just unrequited love. But what is his problem with him becoming her boyfriend?
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>>34458926
so brother+father ?
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>>34458965
That's not what "pulling a Laura" means. I'm the one who coined the term so I choose what it means. >:^(
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>>34459006
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oyakodon
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>>34458965
>pull a Laura
I feel bad for her, she is now a verb
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>>34459023
Then what does it mean mr word man
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>>34459079
Dropping your spaghetti all over your father while admitting your incestuous love for him

Love you Laura
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>>34459126
Why would you ever have spaghetti in your hands
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>>34459167
Normie get out
Reeeeeeeeeee

desu
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>>34458322
what are those letters next to your name ?
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>>34459221
When you adopt a trip name, those letters and numbers become the identifier to prove you are really you
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>>34458761
>HSG has no intention to lewd or romance his imouto
>he just wants her to be happy.
I'll never understand this guy.
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>>34459374
Why not just have IDs
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>>34459429
Cause 4chan is designed, by default, to be anonymous. Tripping breaks said anominity
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>>34459463
No, IDs per thread or whatever. I've seen them on other boards, I'm sure, I just can't remember which ones.
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>>34459481
If you want everyone to be identified by default, there are other avenues like Reddit and Voat.
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>>34459416
Maybe he's gay? That would make sense.
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>>34457197

Sorry if you've answered this before, but how is your english so good?

I think that you're either a very rare outlier, or that there are plenty of japanese who are excellent at english (and other foreign languages) but don't make it known for various motives, mostly shyness.

Also, a hard question:

>what about the future? What do you want from it?

I know it's probably premature, but you should think hard, first alone and then (if conditions are ok) with her.

Consider that you two are legally, socially, biologically siblings. Consider that your sister would have a hard time moving abroad (unless she's also comfortable with english), and so your best bet is to stay in Japan. But then you're trapped by the aforementioned, that is:
>Even if you move far away, you'll still be bound by law. Even if you shed your new identities, you'll forever have to remain vigilant, because finding out that you're related can come by mistake (imagine, blood transfusions, organ donation from you/her to her/you. You never know what misfortunes might happen.)

Again, I apologize, this time for talking about so many hypotheticals and being pedantic, but when you take that step of loving her, of wanting to care for her, of wishing only the best to and for your beloved companion, it'll be irreversible. You should imagine what it would be like in 6 months, 1 year, 5 years, 10, 20.

This is for your sake, and hers, and your family's as well. It probably makes you anxious, nervous, sad, confused, whatever it may be - it's a big decision, friend.

Careful.
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>>34459508
Not what I meant. Instead of staying anonymous or having a tripcode, just have an ID. For those who want to use them, that is. Right now, if you use a tripcode for something that isn't telling a story or whatever, people will just insult you, accuse you of attention whoring and whatnot.
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>>34459571
Would you please stop being so new?
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>>34459583
Nope. Why don't you make me?
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>>34459583
oriemo oregano this
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>>34458965
>>34459126
It was used once in a good way once so I'll take it

Hungry's sister is in a weird spot, I think once she settles in she might get over her feelings, someone else worded it in a good way, she just might not know the difference between romantic love and family love but I'm not anyone to have an opinion of value on any of this
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>>34459571
I fail to see what you mean. You trip, or assign an ID, you can be picked out either way.

This isn't Reddit. If you want cuddles and safe spaces...You'll have a hard time getting that I'm 4chan
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>>34459481
You're thinking of /pol/, for example.

That's because /pol/ is fucking trash, and that's with IDs (and I say this as someone who frequents the board daily for news).

There's already so much spam, trolls and possibly shills posting the same thread every minute that without IDs, it'd be hard to have awful political discourse, which is what we have now. Without them, I don't think saying it would give one cancer would be an understatement.
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>>34459667
>she just might not know the difference between romantic love and family love

So just why would she get jealous over him getting a girlfriend, or being interested in other girls?
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>>34457311
Well they haven't said anything, I'm sure at the worst they just think I jack off a ton.

>>34457591
Don't do this to my brain.
Also,
>Early december
>Over two months

Em's friends iced a bunch of cupcakes and put up some light decorations, I wish someone would've told me about this. Now I'm trying and failing to entertain them while we wait for Emma.

>Em friend: Hey, do you know what's up with Emma lately?
>P: Uh, what do you mean?
>EF: She won't let us hook her up anymore, is she seeing someone?
>P: I don't think so?
>EF: Well she's reeeeaaally happy about something, it's kinda worrying honestly
>P: OH WEIRD, THAT'S REALLY WEIRD
>EF: Are you guys doing okay?
>P: Yeah, we're fine
>EF: Alright, well, let me or someone else know if Emma's doing something weird or something

kek
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>>34459743
Because she loves him, I'm saying she's confusing feelings because it's a cluster fuck of emotions with blurry lines
That's just my guess, which isn't very valuable in terms what's going on in a kids head when she hasn't had the most stable situations
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>>34459816
If only they knew, is the friend a man o woman?
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Gooood morning!
>Its 4:30 pm though
Shhhh don't tell mummy I'm having beer for breakfast... At nearly 5pm... Brinner?
How are you my cutes? I'm rooting for the new guys.
Poor dude having to figure out how to stop a teen girl from tripping out. You'll sooner unravel the mysteries of chaos magic. Teenage girls are basically insane (hint: we don't grow out of that. We just learn to hide it better.)
Except for maybe Laura who really is a fukken unicorn.
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>>34459887
Chick, it's been two chicks here for about two hours. In completely unrelated news, I'm making spaghetti.
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>>34459916
>I'm making spaghetti.
literally or metaphorically?
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>>34459929
Yes.

Em's home now.
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>>34459911
good afternoon BDSM!

>>34459916
don't drop it lol. i wonder what announcement em is going to make?
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>>34459881
Come on Laura, just let the girl want to fuck his brother and let HSG realize he wants to fuck her too. I swear one of these days he's gonna dick her and when he does I'm going to remind him of all his denial.
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>>34459738
>frequents the board daily for news
>/pol/
>news
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>>34459951
I'm on the edge of my seat! I hope she tells everyone.
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>>34459968
How long do you think it'll be until she goes all yandere on him?
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>>34459911
Hey BDSM-nee! How goes the quest to be the ultimate waifu?
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>>34459982
But of course :^)

Because of my job as well. I frequently read Reuters, NY Times, Japan Times, Financial Times, YCombinator. that sort of "serious" stuff.

But when I believe I'm being lied to, /pol/ is the easiest way to find out.
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>>34459957
If you were standing next to me I'd pick you up and give you a good ol' hairtussle. I love your advice.
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>>34460066
Are you by any chance a shill?
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>>34460017
Hopefully soon, maybe seeing him kiss with another girl will do the trick.
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>>34460066
Holy shit guys, FBI is here!
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>>34459911
I wouldn't say that, I'd drop everything for my dad in a second
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>>34460096
>kiss
>implying either of them will survive past that if she sees them
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>>34460017
After K rapes him
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>>34460092
Nah, I posted in this thread 3 times, and these are my first 3 posts since... 2015?

I've been here for a while now, but I've only posted 10 times total.

>>34460106
Of course not. I'm just a 20-year old browsing r9k. That should say a lot about the kind of person I am.

Rest easy, both of you. Now, let's not derail the thread just because of me.
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>>34460047
I'm uh... Kinda fucking up today to be honest. I've been a lazy bitch. But he's fucked my pelvis in half so he's cooking today. I feel guilty when he cooks. Bad me.

So what skills do you guys think the Ultimate Waifu should posses? I have all the time in the world to study and practice so give me some ideas.
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>>34460163
I'm in my 40s and browsing. What does that say about me

and besides, that's exactly what a Fed would say!!
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>>34460161
I haven't been following, who is that?
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>>34460115
Now I'm curious I want know if HGS has any interest in any other girl.
Wonder how his sister would react if this is the case.
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>>34460221
Pat's coworker that wants his dick
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>>34460193
Well, it's doesn't necessarily say bad things about you.

It's likely that a common feature to everyone that habitually (and unironically, that's important) browses this place has known some (varying) degree of suffering and pain in life, perhaps some traumatic experiences (rarer), and this is where we congregate to talk openly.

Hmm... To be fair, you got me. What does it say about me? I'm not even sure myself.

I discovered these threads today, very comfy. I'll keep coming back to give/take advice.
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>>34460283
That's H, K is Laura's boyfriend dumbo
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>>34460283
>implying the imouto route isn't always better
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>>34460283
No...that's 'H', K is the guy who is 'going out' with Laura.
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>>34460285
Trip up, faggot. Join the orgy
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>>34460299
Who's mr. F then?
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>>34460313
>'going out'

Wait, was Laura rejected so hard she turned into a lesbian?
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>>34460069
aw, thank you! i love your lewd stories and i'm rooting for you!


on another note, has nobody watched selector infected wixoss? pic related are twins. the characters play a card game with "avatars", and if you win enough times, you get your wish granted. the sister twin is in love with her brother, and so she makes the wish that she would be able to be his lover.
well, as it turns out, the "avatar" they use takes their place, and the character who won becomes an "avatar". so really, the twin sister becomes an avatar, and her avatar becomes her and starts dating the twin brother (the avatar looks like the twin sister). so it's kind of fucked. still an incest situation though.
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>>34460285
>suffering and pain in life
>implying life itself isn't suffering and pain
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>>34460183
You're honestly already a god tier waifu-imouto.
I can't imagine how you could improve yourself.
Maybe wake him up with blowjobs.
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>>34460313
Oh oops, now im imagining the scenario
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>>34460331
Yeah, I watched it, ]at least it's kinda implied Yuzuki did win the Kazukibowl in the end.
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>>34460183
Well waifus are really subjective, basically I have no idea how to give advice.
You're already a solid 8/10 waifu though
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I hope Lucy starts feeling happier and more comfortable soon.

I hope Andrea recovers well.

I hope Pat's family fully supports his relationship.

I hope things go well between Laura and K, and/or her family develops an openly sexual relationship.

I hope BDSM Imouto's brother realizes what an amazing thing he has going and decides to marry her.

I hope Beargguy and his sister take it easy and develop a healthy relationship, and that their parents support them.

I hope Hungry Imouto gets healthier, and in time earns her brother's love.

I hope Protective Onii-san finds a nice house, starts a family with his sister, and lives happily ever after.

I hope OsakaSadman's sister falls in love with him.

I hope Anal Guy's wife let's him do anal.

I hope Friendly Advice Imouto checks her mail every once in a while.

I hope everyone in these threads have nice relationships with their families, and fix any broken relationships they may have.
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>>34460442
Half of that shit probably isn't gonna happen. Most likely more than half.
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I for one hope this thread becomes less of a circlejerk, but that's probably just me at this point.
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>>34460467
probably not, but we can hope
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>>34460413
i hope so, they were really cute

>>34460442
>i hope friendly advice imouto checks her mail every once in a while
oops, my bad. no one had messaged me yet so i assumed no one would. i'll keep it open in another tab from now on!
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>>34460442
>I hope Andrea recovers well.
She said she would come back thursday and if she didn't that meant she died.
>She died without getting a taste of her Onii-chan' dick. What a cruel life.
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>>34460356
Hm. Indeed. That's why I first came here, I just remembered. I asked for suicide advice.

I stopped thinking that way, but I guess I'm staying here forever. I had fair warning.

I don't know what to tell you. Maybe hug your sister/brother and become a tripfag here? Look at how well it's working for these guys/girls. I wish I could help, but you'll have to find your own answer to that problem. All we can do as anonymous faggots on the internet is call you a faggot and share some hopefully good stories.
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>>34460571
>Maybe hug your sister/brother

They don't live anywhere near me

>become a tripfag

NEVER
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>>34460551
Wait, you have an email?
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>>34460193
Same here - 41. I find you guys fucking fascinating and good luck to all. I don't give a shit what others think.
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>>34460821
>I find you guys fucking fascinating

What's so fascinating?
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>>34460669
yes, an anon asked me to make one quite a few threads back. it's simply [email protected]
i don't claim to be the best conversationalist.
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>>34460608
I probably shouldn't say this, but the best thing you can do for yourself is to stop wasting time.

I had a ceramic knife to my throat, several times a day, broken, depressed, a melancholic, tearful, cowardly mess. I wrecked up my perfect grades, year and my entire course in university, "Lost" the bright future everyone said I would have, by virtue of my intelligence, No way to escape the poverty I was born into. I disappointed and hurt my parents and family, and ended any and all relationships I had with any and everyone. In my view, I would be "minimizing" the impact of my death to them, but that was just the depression warping my thoughts.

I evidently didn't go through with it. I don't regret absolutely anything I did, even though some of those things still eat me up inside. If I could, I would do it all again.

Fuck, I'm straying from the point here, which is: I'm glad that all happened, because I learned something valuable - you only have one life, which is quite long. Several decades are more time than we could possibly ask for.

However, it's not a lot of time if you waste it like this. Do something. Anything is better than nothing. I won't say to stop using the Internet, because that's how I got what amount to a dream job to many. But it wasn't easy.
I had to stop wasting my time by picking the knife up and spending hours, days, weeks wondering if it was better if I just bled to death right there.

I'm not going to be a moralfag and tell you what to do or not to do. But just do something. Even if you do nothing with your life, at least try to take walks, try to see stuff. Even if it must be at 3h30am to avoid making contact with anyone.

There is no easy answer, no easy way to rid oneself of that sense of despair you just mentioned. If there were, I'm sure /r9k/ wouldn't have to exist. All you can do is choose whether to continue or not, and if so, how.
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>>34460844
Dubs checked. I find it fascinating because growing up all this was such taboo and to find people openly admitting and findinding a community to discuss is great.
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>>34460917
>wasting time

But Anon, that's all we do until we die.
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>>34459568
No worries. I can speak English relatively well because I spent 5-6 years in Honolulu because of my dad's work. Same for my sister too. Not many Japanese people speak fluent English but many have at least a basic understanding around 4-5th grade

Aside from that though I am fairly confident I love my sister enough to avoid the social stigma or deal with it. Obviously if we take this relationship farther, I would expect to also have kids and get married and anything you would expect.

That being said, when me and my sister woke up and went to cook breakfast, I decided to ask her why she slept in my bed. She said just because she felt like it. I wanted to ask her more stuff but she put her finger on my lip and told me to be quiet. Then she rubbed my hair and told me not to worry about anything.

We're going to go shop and take a walk and stuff today. She wanted to just walk around and get stuff to eat.
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>>34460952
>a community

Yeah, 4chan of all places. Though I've been able to discuss all sorts of stuff throughout all the boards that I'd never be able to pretty much anywhere else. How many of these people would admit to any of this shit in real life? Why is it taboo anyway?
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>>34461022
>she put her finger on my lip and told me to be quiet. Then she rubbed my hair and told me not to worry about anything
Oh Jesus, that's too cute.
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>>34461022
Looks like she needs some time. Though if nothing happens for a few days, maybe a week, you'll have to do something unless you just want stuff to go back (or rather, stay) to the way it was.
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>>34461022
>I wanted to ask her more stuff but she put her finger on my lip and told me to be quiet. Then she rubbed my hair and told me not to worry about anything.
How nice. Thanks for answering. I'll definitely start coming regularly to these threads.

Good luck to you two. Have a good day!
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>>34461022
>I wanted to ask her more stuff but she put her finger on my lip and told me to be quiet. Then she rubbed my hair and told me not to worry about anything.
My heart boner, it hurts!
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>>34461083
>your onee-chan will never give you headpats
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>>34460555
>tfw no one cares about the death of someone who was lurking since IC was around
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>>34461164
It's kind of disrespectful to talk about a dead person and work sucking dick into it
She seemed sweet, it's weird, I've been thinking about her
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>>34461278
>It's kind of disrespectful to talk about a dead person and work sucking dick into it
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>>34461022
your big sister sounds too cute..
sounds like she needs time to figure out what she wants.

>>34461164
i think we're all just kind of hoping that she's okay or that someone was RP'ing.
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>>34461278
I wasn't that person, I was just pointing out that it seemed like her day passed and no one cared.
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>>34461164
I really hope she was some faggot LARPing with the other thread from her nii-chan. Gives me too many sad feels to think she was real.
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>>34461053
Exactly, can't discuss it in real life, hence its taboo. I've never searched for this stuff apart from reading green text from /b/ and most of it is probably fanfic at the least. I personally don't think it's taboo. I never had a sister so living vicariously through these posts is enjoyable.
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>>34461022
You lucky bastard ! ~

rigo
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>>34461721
Not so lucky if he doesn't get it on with his sister.
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>>34461830
She is in control
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>>34461003
Different man but I would say finding happiness where one can in this wretched mess is all one can strive for. If it is truly hopeless, death may be suitable, but I figure there's plenty of time to be spent dead, and only a little alive. The problem with this philosophy is many spread into hedonism, but I just think being well accomplished is good enough.
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>>34461870
>tenderly dominate

In control of what?
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Here's our dinner. We went out to buy Pokemon Moon and Sun for both of us to playa against each other
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>>34462083
I meant brunch not dinner. I always get confused between the two.

I wish i could post more pictures but apparently my photos are too large to use. Such a small file size limit
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>>34462083
>We went out to buy Pokemon Moon and Sun
MAH NIGGA!!!!
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sleep bump, am tired
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>>34459816
>P: OH WEIRD, THAT'S REALLY WEIRD

That should not have made me laugh
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>>34463063
Hopefully he didn't scream it at the top of his lunge
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Guys my bed is so warm and cozy. Someone come cuddle with me.
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>>34463636
You don't have any siblings to cuddle with?
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>>34463747
2 of them are a couple miles away, and 1 is a couple cities away. But I don't want to cuddle with them. I want to cuddle with Laura or Lucy or Pat or anon.
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>>34463850
>that feel when 2 little sisters several countries away
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We finally wen out tonight, so I'm happy. She was happier since she wouldn't let go of my arm the entire time when we were out and about.

>Stopped by a hobby store that carried Gunpla kits
>Picked up a Super Fumina and my sis got another Petitgguy
>She seriously cannot get tired of building these
>Owner was a bit annoying as he kept going on that kids these days should be building their toys
>Sis found him funny and warmed up to him once he called us a cute couple
>Those words were all that needed to be said before she started snuggling up to me
>Asked me on the way out if it would be nice to be told that by our friends and family
>That is, if we ever tell them

We didn't get that far with the Super Fumina kit besides her pair of knockers and legs. This kit is begging for paint because the stickers just plain suck. Kept getting teased by her that I'd enjoy painting the crotch area, and I will, but only because it'll look far better.
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>>34464020
You should act more like a couple when you're out and about. It obviously makes her happy, and happy imoutos are always a good thing.

And you're gonna have to tell your parents eventually. Maybe you should occasionally hug or hold hands in front of them, and wait for them to approach the subject.
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>>34464020
Oh, finally.

JUST
FUCK
ALREADY
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>>34464020
You're doing good, man. Glad to hear from you
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>>34464113
That's why I keep trying to take her out. Ice, her friend, and fatigue have just been getting in our way. We'll probably go out again tomorrow, so I'll keep at it.

And about the telling our family. Wouldn't it be better if we told them ourselves when we're good and ready? I don't know, I'm not good at this. We've talked this past week that we'd tell our friends first and then our parents.

>>34464123
I almost bought condoms tonight. Not that I expect anything tonight, and they'd probably expire before I use them, but the thought came by.

>>34464200
Glad that you're glad the hear from me.
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>>34464334
>not having consensual sex in the missionary position for the sole purpose of procreation
>they'd probably expire before I use them

You'd rather not have sex with her?
Where did the name Bearguy come from anyway?
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>>34464382
>procreation
I don't want her to go through the stress of a pregnancy and high school. Do I want to be that physical with her? Yes, I'd love to.

Oh, and the name comes from these little guys.
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>>34464513
Is that a "no, for now"?
What are those things anyway?
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>>34464513
That's gonna be you and your sister one day.
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>>34464556
they turn into bears?
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>>34464698
No. Well, hopefully not. What I meant was they're gonna have 3 kiddos and be a happy family.
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>>34464739
How do you know that? Are you from the future?
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Bearguy is love, Bearguy is life.

Seriously though, he's the most chill dude on here. He's just a bit spazzy about lewd. Lurk for a while, you'll see
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>>34464781
Have you ever heard of a manga called Yomeiro Choice?
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>>34464810
No. What's this have to do with that?
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>>34464825
A lot more than you would think.
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>>34464849
>cousin
>forced to choose between 2

When you've got 2 options, you pick the 3rd. So, what happens?
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>>34464538
Yeah, for now. And they're just model kits from Gundam.
>>34464698
I always wanted to be a mobile suit. Or just be a pilot in one.

And I'm glad you're still kicking and making these threads, Anal Guy.
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>>34464513
>Yes, I'd love to
I can't think of a single thing that's stopping you.
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>>34464912
Thanks boss. Part of why I stayed is cause I like reading your updates. I also think your models are really neat
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>>34464941
Yeah, me neither. I'm just dumb as always. Sorry.
>>34465135
That makes me happy. I'm glad you like them. Hope everyone has a good night.
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>>34465250
>Sorry
Sorry for what? Not fucking your sister?
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>Nii-chan gets sick of what he's doing and gestures for me to follow him to bed.
>Its freezing as I am arranging blankets
>That feeling of warmth and excitement and happiness as I watch him take off his belt and socks in preparation for getting in bed with me.
>The way my heart skips a beat when he lifts the covers and slides in next to me
> For some reason I always think "My big warm wonderful man." as he settles in beside me and puts his strong comforting arms around me.
>Usually he puts my head on his chest but he faces me, presses me tight against him, presses his scratchy cheek against the sensitive flesh of my neck. I'm covered in goose bumps. I shudder with pleasure.
>He sinks his teeth into my neck. I love his teeth. They're more elongated than average with more pronounced incisors. I drew a little picture book when we were kids called "My Big Brother is Secretly a Vampire".
>His tongue makes me shiver so dexterous and clever
>He chews on my neck until I am begging him breathlessly to take me. I need him inside me.
>He presses my head against the bed. I get on my knees in a position of worship forehead on the bed, arms stretched forward in front of me, back arched bowing to the man who owns me.
>The way he fits perfectly inside of me like two pieces of a clicking together. The way he moves his hips. His excellent grasp of concepts like angles and friction and pacing. His hands on my hips pulling me as close as possible as he fills me with his warmth.
>He holds me as we catch our breath, his hand idly toying with my nipple. I love him so.
>That special feeling as we shower afterward when I rest my head in between his shoulder blades and cling to him.
>Warming ourselves in front of the oven
>Maximum comf
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>>34465277
How could he say you aren't number one?
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>>34465277
This is poetry
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>>34465324
Awww thank you! I just tell myself we're in the fucked up timeline and in the timeline where the world isn't fucked we end up together. It's comforting somehow.
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>>34465277
>My Big Brother is Secretly a Vampire

Oh, you

>His excellent grasp of concepts like angles and friction and pacing

Aaaand boner lost.
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>>34465467
>not applying trigonometry and physics to get maximum pleasure whilst jerking off
It's like you don't even want to have sex with a girl.
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>>34461306
This scene literally made me cry, this one and the end of My Lunch, and I'm not one to cry

Anyways, after running it by my father I was able to confidently ask K if he was able to come by tomorrow and play the For Honor beta since he didn't get in and he said he jumped at the opportunity, not sure if it was because of us hanging out or the game but I'll take it
After a bit, I may make him watch Sicario or Black Mirror (he's watching that movie at one point, I don't care)
He got off like and hour ago, but this game is fun, I'm just tackling people and beating them to death with a flail
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>>34465563
>don't even want to have sex with a girl

Not if she isn't related to me, I don't.
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>>34465277
I missed your greentexts, really hard to believe he doesn't consider you his number one person. Who did he start 'dating' first, you or that other girl btw?
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>>34465581
>Black Mirror

The TV show? Did the quality of the episode drop or something in season 3? Pretty much all of the previous episodes were better. I only even watched 2 episodes of season 3, and just skimmed through the rest.
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I want a a daddy issue fwb. I'm in Ausfalia. No questions just Qt comments. Contact me. Will give Kik if interested.
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Sorry for the radio silence, stuff's been happening and I got dragged out to that Passengers movie.

The announcement wasn't anything bad, Em's been in touch with one of our brother-in-laws sisters, and apparently she has permission to use some vacation cabin for a weekend and was gauging interest in a big dumb weekend retreat with whoever could come. Later I asked why it couldn't be just me and her, she said it would look suspicious. I dunno why she's the paranoid one all of the sudden.

I'll talk more later, I gotta do a thing.
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>>34465277
Not to be "that guy" but I surely can't be the one who thinks this is bullshit.
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>>34465626
For me personally season 3 was vastly better then the rest of the series. 4/6 really good episodes and 2/6 alright episodes
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>>34465626
I liked season 3, Shut up and Dance is one of my favorite episodes of the series, I'd been waiting a few years for a whole new season, White Christmas was great, but left me wanting more
Overall, it was a really good season and I'd say worth the wait
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>>34465729
Playtest and San Junipero are the alright episodes I'm gonna guess?
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>>34465684
See if you would have listened to me and bought a ring and proposed to her, you could have had your honeymoon on a cabin. Where you could have impregnated her.
Nice going Pat.
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>>34465277
like beautiful poetry

>>34465731
i liked pretty much all of the episodes. i almost cried at the ending of "the entire history of you", definitely my favorite.
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>>34465802
You are a strange woman. But that's a good thing. Never change, Laura. Also how old did you say you are?
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>>34465844
Is sibling marriage a thing, like, anywhere?
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>>34465865
Yea, hard one to watch, but most of them are
>>34465896
I'm 19, close to 20 actually
I don't think of myself as strange (aside for the thing with my father) but thanks
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>>34466017
Do you kiss your father when he gets home from work?
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>>34466017
>>34466159
>that feel when you will never have a daughter who lusts for your cock
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>>34466159
No, I've backed off, I kiss him on the cheek occasionally, but nothing out of the ordinary
It hurts, but I'm done trying for him, I'd love for him to he come to me one day and says he wants something, but that's unlikely and I think it's best to not dwell, as hard as it's been
Of course, sometimes shit still slips out like the other day, but I'm trying me best
>>34466180
If it helps I don't think this has been fun for him either
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>>34466254
How was your relationship with him before all this?
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>>34466276
Great, I'm comfortable with him, I like hanging out with him, he's there for me if I need him but also pushes me when he has to
It's basically the same now, but I guess he looks at me different now
We still talk and joke around like we always have, and he's okay with me sleeping in his bed if I really need to
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>>34466329
>but I guess he looks at me different now

What, like he wants to fuck you?
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>>34466339
>What, like he wants to fuck you?
More like he wants to fuck his ex wife/her mom
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>>34466348
Great, thanks for ruining it for me.
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>>34466329
Maybe he just doesn't like pubic hair. Try waxing.
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>>34465802
>not liking san junipero and playtest
wew that is in my 4/6 along with shut up and dance and hated in the nation.
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>>34466371
You know, every time I see someone mention that they don't like pubic hair, someone else will go something like "I bet you like to fuck little girls".
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>>34466339
No, more like he has to double take on my intentions
>>34466348
More of this, they've been going out more and haven't asked about anything, I don't want to
>>34466371
He hasn't seen me naked in years and I shave anyways
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>>34466400
>and I shave anyways
It's not the same. Ask Pat.
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>>34466400
>He hasn't seen me naked in years and I shave anyways
Didn't you try to force his hand down your panties one night?
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>>34466386
What are the 2/6? I like playtest but it wasn't as good as the rest, and San Junipero was eh, it was sweet but eh, I would've preferred if the black girl just died, I like sad endings
>>34466397
I do it more for myself right now, I just like it more
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>>34466400
If only being cucked was your fetish then your situation would be perfect
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>>34466450
Nosedive and Men Against Fire. What's your favorite episode from the season? Mine is Shut Up and Dance.
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>>34466441
Yea but I didn't get very far and he was barely awake, he remembered it happened but probably not much about it
>>34466400
>>34466450
Forgot to trip twice in a row, sorry
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>>34466462
Yea I fucking wish
>>34466492
Funny, I was gonna type "don't say men against fire" granted, the plot twist was kind of predictable half way through, the reveal was still executed well the part where he watches himself stab the roach was great
Nosedive was alright, I like it because it probably the most realistic of the heavily tech themed episodes
Shut up and Dance might be my favorite of the series, definitely the best of season 3
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>>34466329
Laura would you be interested in an older man that's your fathers age? I'm not /soc/ fagging but just interested.
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>>34466565
Yeah loved shut up and dance.' I wish I hadn't known known about some details about the ending of the episode but still great
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>>34466606
It's a big gap, I only over look it because of my feelings, otherwise it would probably be an issue since I really want kids, and with my father that was off the table in my mind immediately
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>>34466673
Ok cool just wondering. You are one cool woman.
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>>34466673
What about a 20 year old that shares some of your interests, wants 2-3 kids, and is fine with waiting until marriage?
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>>34466712
That's what I'm hoping for with K, but it's way too early to talk about kids, I'm still not even sure how I feel about anything right now
>>34466702
Thanks, I've probably never been described as cool except for it meaning "she won't tell on us"
>>34466661
Yea, literally on the edge of my seat from like 5 minutes into the episode until the last 30 seconds made me sink into my chair
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It's funny because if I was your dad I wouldn't give up the the opportunity. But I'm not so sure the taboo won't be there. I hope you get want you want. You seem to be mixed emotions- tell me what you you really want. I'm here just to listen.
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>twf try to live as passive as possible at home
>somehow a success
>almost everyone pretends I don't exist
>it's okay since I don't feel welcome with my family anyways
>imouto always finds some way to humiliate me
>she states she does it for fun or shit
>each passing day feels like shit
>urge to an hero for real growing each passing moment
>mfw I realized I'm never going to be able to hug my cousin one last time when I do it

Guys, it's not worth having an imouto when she clearly has no emotions to her own onii-san. You're all better off living alone.Miserable, yes. But at least there would be no one who'll watch their older sibling that they used to look up to grow into a worthless, good-for-nothing person and be ashamed of their existence.
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>>34466905
I've never really thought out what I want honestly, I just want us to be alone together, not having to worry about how anyone else feels, I love him, I don't know why I love my father but I do and I can't shake the feeling no matter how hard I've tried I've the last week
I guess I'm giving off mixed emotions because I still want this to somehow magically work, but I know it won't and I just want to move on with my life and be happy with something or someone
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>>34466988
fucked up my tripcode, fucking mistyped it maybe but whatever.
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>>34466988
Maybe you need to get out, see the world a bit
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>>34466988
>>34466997
>>34467057
>>34466988
>>34467057
I guarantee she wouldn't spend so much time teasing and humiliating you if she didn't care for you. She probably misses spending time with you. Tease her back, try to spend some time with her, talk with her, tell her you love her every day. Try looking at things from a different angle. I'm sure it's not as bad as you think it is.
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giving a bump before i go to sleep.
goodnight everyone!
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>>34466997
If I was your dad I'd probably be thinking it was was wrong one on a moral level. I definitely wouldn't think it was was wrong on on sexual level. The head rules the heart. I've never had a daughter but if she made advances towards me, of course I'd want to sexually take those advantages, but mentally I'd be fucked up to be honest. I know my daughter would love me, but taking advantage of that would mess me up.
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>>34467155
I'm fully aware that she hates my very existence, so there's no point. I could probably do that to my cousin, but that would be highly unlikely to happen.
>>34467137
I used to whenever I feel down or some other shit. I don't know why I stopped though, and didn't bother trying again.

Honestly it's probably too late for me to do any of those, especially when I've openly stated to my family I don't give a flying fuck to whatever the hell they want for me, hence the dangerously non-existent self-worth I have for myself. It's no big deal, although I have to say it's pretty infuriating to get bitched on by people who're younger than you.
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>>34467875
At least tell your sister you love her
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Evening bump-su for all the anon-kun
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>>34464810
were you the guy i gave that suggestion to all those threads ago?

mentioned protag plowed everything female (including his daughters in the end)

what did you think about it?
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>>34466997
We'll love conquers all. I know it's it's a cliche but dammit it's in the bible. Laura I really hope you get what you want. I'm not religious but the book is filled with insectous relationships. Go for what you want girl. No body is judging you here.
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>>34468381
You got me mere seconds before I closed my laptop

No I wasn't

I liked it, but if japanese censorship laws weren't so strict, the ending would have been much better due to not being rushed

Going to sleep now, I wish you all warm tendies
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So after going shopping and getting dinner with my sister, we basically came home and just relaxed. Nothing really happened while we were out other than her just holding my hand while we were walking (but she does this from time to time to tease me so nothing unusual)

We pretty much spend the past few hours since playing Pokemon together while she used my lap as a pillow to play. Her breasts are kind of large for a Japanese girl so I couldn't really focus on the game while they were there. I think she noticed and just asked me what I was looking at. I said I wasn't looking at anything.

She just laughed and pinched my cheek and said that she understands because I'm a boy and just went back to playing. She then playfully hugged me, dragged me down to the ground, and just hugged my waist and basically fell asleep.

We're going to drink later tonight like we usually do so I guess this is her way of making sure she doesn't pass out when she drinks too much
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>reading threads in the archives
>Pat almost gets cucked

Glad that didn't happen
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>>34468658

you mean when Em went out on a date with some arab guy she was set up with?

yea alot of us were saying game over.
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>>34468649
How much taller than you is your sister?
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>>34468649
she is coming to terms with what you told her.
you may want to try and looking more into her eyes from now on.

when you two play together every once in a while just stare at her until she notices and asks you about it. IE what are you looking at etc...

try replying that shes beautiful or that you love her.

remember she told you she didnt know what to do? it cause its true. you just told her one of the most forbidden modern taboos is very real for you. she needs time to digest what you told her. the fact that she has been more touchy/affectionate with you is proof its going well.

you need to help calm the storm in her mind and heart by simply affirming your feelings are 100% real by showing her that. start treating her like you would a girl you just started a relationship with. be around her buy her simple tokens of affection (dont be rash here no one likes a pushover and no one respects an orbiter!)
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>>34461870
sOURCE please
i need this
my dick needs this
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>>34469126
Danna ga Nani wo Itteiru ka Wakaranai Ken
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Laura are you still awake?
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This entire thread is a Tripfag roleplaying circlejerk worshiping made up roasties inspired by Anime and you should all be ashamed of yourselves for participating it.
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>>34469189
>>34469178
>>34469189
>you should all be ashamed of yourselves for participating it.

awwww thank you.
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>the no sister to BRAAAAAAAAAAP on my face
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>>34469309
No faggot. The simple premise is that these people love their family. They don't want their family members to become part of the unison of roasties populating the planet. You see every roastie and every Stacy seem to have a hold of of normality. But no more, the posters on this board are saying "fuck that shit" and doing things their own way. I congratulate them. You should to to. If not then get the fuck out.
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>>34469178
I just woke up actually
>>34468416
Love isn't winning this time
>>34467749
I'm doing my best to put myself in his shoes, and with everything all the older people here have said I know it's best to move on
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>>34470090
You got cucked, there's no going back from that.
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>>34470087
responded to the wrong post eh anon?
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>>34470090
Rape him Laura, make him love you.
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Sorry, I meant to come back last night, but there was a minor disaster. Basically Em's friend is 99% of the way to figuring us out.

>Be very late, most everyone went home ages ago due to a lack of alcohol in the house
>One Em friend is still here, I described her as Em's best friend in the past, she's the one who talked to me yesterday and who saw me and Em's quick kiss on new years
>They've been talking forever about nothing in particular, then she addresses both of us
>Friend: Sooo are you guys like, doing okay?
>E: Umm, yeah, I think so
>F: How long are you gonna keep living together?
>P: Uh, not very lo-
>E: I was kinda planning on staying here as long as possible
>Why Em
>F: Uh huh... Why's that?
>E: Umm, I feel safe with Pat, I guess
>F: Okayyy, but branching out and getting yourself away from family would probably be good
>E: That didn't really work last time, ahah...
>F: Um, sooo why did you come back here instead of rooming with me or *other friend*?
>P: Sorry, I asked her to move back in with me
>E: Yeah, ahah
>F: Okaaay... You two seem closer than I thought
>E: Ummm, we've always been really close, and we've kinda been bonding lately...
>Shut the fuck up Em
>F: Umm, bonding how?
>E: Just hanging out, talking a lot, going out and stuff...
>F: Like, on dates?
>P: Not rea-
>E: Kinda, ahah
>Oh no
>F: Ummmm... Are you guys doing something weird?
>P: Naaaah
>E: Um, no?
>F: I know we were drunk and stuff, but you kinda kissed Pat at the new years party...
>E: That's normal for us, ahahah...
>Help me
>F: Sooo is that as far as it goes?
>E: We cuddle sometimes, ahahah
>Em is visibly upset
>F: Okay, I'm not gonna roast you guys, but if you need to come clean I'll listen
>E: I'm sorry, that's all that's going on
>F: For real?
>E: Uh huh...
>F: Okay... I'm gonna go, don't let Pat... Sorry, I'm just gonna go
>Em didn't say much the rest of the night

I dunno how Em's gonna hold up with our sister later, fuck everything.
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>>34470882
Kidnap the friend, bury her in the forest, no one can ever know.
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>>34470100
I noticed
>>34470701
Been over why that wouldn't work, it would be like Indian Jones fighting that sword guy
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>>34470911
I second this post. It's good advice.
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>>34470882
She didn't really sound very judgemental, just curious
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>>34470993
Get him fall down drunk, ride his drunk cock
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>>34470911
I don't think covering our crime with more crime is a good idea.

>>34471017
I guess? I dunno, text doesn't really convey how uncomfortable she looked.
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>>34471098
She's a dyke and you cucked her
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>>34470882
>"don't let Pat..."
You're going to need to tread very carefully from now on. She's naturally going to assume that you're the perpetrator.
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>>34471098
When you confess your sins to your sister no matter how she reacts make her promise to look after em if you get busted
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>>34471076
He doesn't drink often
>>34471017
>>34471148
Both of these
She sounds like she'd be understanding, but assume you're taking advantage of her in some way
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>>34471131
Unlikely, given the number of dudes she's dated (That I know of).

>>34471148
I know, I don't know if I know how to do that though.

>>34471192
I'm sure our family will take care of Em no matter what happens to me.
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>>34471206
Make an excuse, sportsball is happening soon right?
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>>34471283
Yea, but I think my mom is actually coming over to watch it
I don't want to lose my virginity drunk/to someone who's drunk anyways
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>>34470882
She seemed to be subtly trying to give em an out, aka asking the battered housewife if she wants to drop by for a visit. She thinks you're raping the shit out of em, ready for a no knock boys in blue visit?
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>>34471310
What about just drunkenly grinding one out on him? Him also being drunk will lower the inhibitions and make him less likely to shove you off
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>>34471342
Worked for Em.
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>>34471342
Right in front of my mom who probably won't drink at all?
The drunkest I could get him and the most my mother wouldn't pick up on or anything would probably allow for a little touching and nothing more
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>>34471445
Kill your mom, or just find an excuse to get him to drink when your mom isn't there, say a date didn't go well and force him to drink with you
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Em woke up and immediately got on her phone. Tried not to eavesdrop, but I heard lots of apologizing, an "It's all my fault, don't blame Pat", and a "We're not gonna have sex". I dunno why Em waited until now to start lying.

We still haven't talked much, but Em wants to go get breakfast somewhere.
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>>34471598
Getting breakfast somewhere is an excuse for you to get swatted
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>>34471598
>"It's all my fault, don't blame Pat", and a "We're not gonna have sex"
jus fuck like animals!

was she talking to your sister or her friend?
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>>34471598
Put benis in anus
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>>34471495
Even if all that went according to plan and such, I don't think it would change how he feels, he'd be disgusted with me for pulling that shit and disgusted with himself for falling for it, it'd just make things worse
I gotta eat, shower, and actually put on pants because K is coming at some point, should've actually given him a time or something
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>>34471598
>Em wants to go get breakfast somewhere

friend has convinced her to end the relationship and turn you in. police are to take you at a public area so you don't cause a scene.
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>>34471598
Wait, what?

What the fuck is going on?

Is she lying to you, or to whoever she was speaking to? She makes it sound like you're forcing her to do this.

(Is she?)
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>>34471702


NIGGA WHAT!?!!?!?!

how can your reading comprehension be so shit?!
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>>34471681
Her friend, if it was our sister I'd be dead.

>>34471702
>What the fuck is going on
See earlier post.

Also Em's not gonna fucking call the cops guys, but I guess we'll see.
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>>34471688
>Put on pants because K is coming
Or don't put on pants >:^)
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>>34471688
>not forcing your dad to love you
>accepting some shit tier non-blood relative
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>>34471803
K's not bad he's funny, really nice, and we get along
I'm not head over heels or anything, things have been kind of bumpy with us because of spaghetti, but maybe something will change and I'll feel something more for him
>>34471779
I'm putting on pants
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>>34471743
check it out pat!
its you in a few hours!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gnKuATDRsBs
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>>34459126
What happened after that?
Original question
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>The feelings were one sided
>Something in between
>Her parents are back together
>Something in between
>She's got a boyfriend or something idk, I haven't been paying attention
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>>34468810
THIS!

Oreimo Origami Original
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>>34471598
Fucking madwoman! She's definitely gonna end up telling your sister you have been pounding her hard.
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Heh, protective oniisan hasn't posted since I called out his bs
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>>34474155
What bs?
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>managed to pull a girl last night
>she's riding me
>absolutely amazing
>getting my own dorm room was so worth it
>suddenly says "Oh my god, Aniki! Fill me up Aniki!"
>oh shit that's hot af
>she looks embarassed and nervous
>she slows down
>i move us and pound her
>after I finish we're laying down
>she tries to apologize for calling me aniki
>tell her it was hot af
>she nuzzles into me and we go to sleep

Do I have gf now? Even more important, do I have bro-con gf now?
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>>34470882
What a cunt.
They don't understand pure love, and want it to be destroyed. Good luck Pat but man you may have to be careful, women are easily influenced by their friends they may try to turn her against you and that would be a bad end.
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>>34474303
>>34474155
This, I must've missed it
What was the bs?
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Okay, everything is better than expected.

After breakfast we ended up meeting Em's friend for coffee. I still don't know exactly what Em told her on the phone, but she ended up apologizing and said she overreacted and "assumed the worst". She thinks we're weird but she's not gonna do anything about it unless she thinks we're having sex, kek. We hung out with her downtown and ended up having a quick lunch after that.

Now I only have our older sister to be terrified of. She got a late start and isn't here yet, but it shouldn't be long.
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>>34475112
That friend is now always going to be watching
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>>34475167
This, you have to move away, cut all contact or you're fucked down the road
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>>34475281
While not that outrageous, he should realize that the friend will probably let their situation be known to others
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Its about 3:30 am here and my sister is sleeping with me (not in a sexual way) again.

Something funny happened today though. I kind of hate birds but when i was little i was horrified of them. My sister used to protect me from them by saying she would turn into "super sister ultraman." She did the same thing again today when we saw a bird while going out today.

Anyways at night she just said she was going to go to sleep and went to my bed without saying anything. Later i went in and she grabbed my arm and i put my arm around her waist and went to sleep

We decided to hold off drinking until later tonight. Sunday is always a good day to drink
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>>34475167
I mean it's not like we're gonna be fucking and her friend's gonna break into our house and watch us, I don't know what else she's gonna see. We aren't THAT affectionate in public.

>>34475281
>>34475359
I'm choosing to not worry, Em trusts this chick a good deal, so I'll trust Em. As always, if actual problems arise, we'll figure out something.

I think Em's more scared about our sister than she was about any of this, but she's still determined to talk to her today.
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>>34475612
Give em a letter with your last words to post for us if your sister calls the cops
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>>34475612
Wait did her friend literaly say "I'm not gonna do anything unless you're having sex"? How did you even react/respond to this?

>>34475506
>My sister used to protect me from them by saying she would turn into "super sister ultraman." She did the same thing again today when we saw a bird while going out today.
Damm, that's cute.
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>>34475825
Her exact words were something like "I'm not gonna stop you guys, unless you start getting, um, physical, in a bad way, y'know? Like sex and stuff." Em immediately started saying we'd never, ever do that, I just kept my mouth shut.

Em's getting frustrated that our sister's so late, she keeps grabbing me and groaning angerily into my back or chest. It's kinda cute, in a weird way.
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>knock on imouto's door
>wait
>knock again
>no answer
>peek in, she's doing homework and listening to music on her phone
>sneak in and kick her bed
>she gasps and yanks her earbuds out
>"Wha-YOU SCARED ME!"
>laugh and say i'm sorry
>she does a faux annoyed sigh (can never keep her face straight)
>"What do you want, I'm doing work"
>walk over and hug her
>"Did you just come in here to hug me?"
>nod on her shoulder
>she sighs and kisses me on the cheek
>"Love you."
>peck her on the forehead and leave

She's 15, begging to god she never grows up to become a bitch.
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>>34476109
>Em immediately started saying we'd never, ever do that
Make sure to make her eat her words and swallow your load
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>>34475506
Another language question: do you talk to her in English, Japanese, or a misture of both?

It looks like she's.. warming up to seeing her otouto in a different light. Even if nothing , uhm, romantic comes out of this, I think your relationship will have grown stronger and deeper!

OsakaSadman, no matter what happens, don't ever let your sister go!
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>>34476109
Kek, wonder what she would do if she knew you have been banging for sometime now.

>>34476146
>begging to god she never grows up to become a bitch.
It's in your hands Onii-chan, take care of her and never let Chad near her.
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>>34476109
>physical, in a bad way
should have asked about physical in a good way
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>>34476109
She sounds like a good friend, but that bothers me - why would she say that? That she'd stop you, I mean.

I can't articulate myself properly here, but it's very strange, what she said. Like she's... policing you two. I don't know, if I were you I'd feel slightly irritated by that.
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>>34456580
>be me living in shitty third-world country in Eastern-Europe
>imouto out studying in Netherlands
>can't hug her
>haven't talked with her for a long time cuz she has lots of work
Why even live?
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Caturday morning bumpage
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>>34477015
Text her saying you miss and love her.
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>>34477099
I did write to her today to call me cuz I wanted to talk with her but still no answer.
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>>34477220
Were you 2 close before she left?
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>>34477099
Even tried to call her myself but her phone is offline.
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Reminder that onee-chans are superior to imoutos
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>>34477235
No,we were just brother and sister. We would sometimes isolate ourselves with our own business (me,vidya games and her,psychology studies) but we do go out sometimes for a walk or at the closest McDicks for a burger and a couple of nuggets. Last time we went at a museum and then we bought a huge KFC bucket that we ate together on the way back home. This was a day before her flight back to Nederlands(she came back home for the Holidays) and we had blast. I'm not a brother that's like overprotective or that agrees with everything she likes or says but I still love her. :3
Damn,remembering this made me a bit emotional.
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>>34477423
>onee-chan
>he
What did he mean by this?
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>>34477451
I'm sorry that I'm a fucking idiot. I'm gonna go commit sudoku now.
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>>34477381
Hope she sees your message and calls you so you can tell her you love her.
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>tfw both sisters left for some "girl time" almost immediately after our big sister got here

Guess I'll just sit here and wait for death.

Our big sister's a good hugger and smells and feels nice, someone kill this unfaithful big brother.

>>34476543
I've never really thought about it, but I'd guess she probably a little protective of Em? She's a bit older than her (I think she's 20) and they've been friends for a while. I hope we can tell her everything someday.
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>>34477532
Do it by drowning for that poetic feel.
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>>34477636
Ready for your sister to kill you only for em to killer your sister and then herself?
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>>34477803
What is this fucking Romeo and Juliet
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>>34477637
*gurgles In the bathtub*
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>>34477636
Don't worry your sister is gonna kill you as soon as she arrives.
Can't wait for Em to spill all the beans.
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>>34477835
Yes. We'll always remember Em and Pat
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>Parents are happy that I'm taking my sister out and how we're so close
>Kept praising us to their friends and family when we were growing up
>Always told by our mom "You only have one sister, be grateful. Love her as much as you can."
We're at the mall right now. I can feel my money burning a hole through my pocket when we passed by a Barnes & Noble. Feel like getting a Gundam Heavyarms.

And Pat, I really do hope things work out for the best for you two. I'd hate to see anything bad happen to anyone here.
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>>34477835
Emeo and Patliet
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>>34477803
Can I survive my attempted killing and instead stop Emma from killing our sister or herself and then we all apologize and make up and snuggle in a big pile?

I mean pay no attention to my dumbness.
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>>34478065
Thanks I guess, it really is do or die at this point. Hope all goes well with your Gunpla-loving imouto.

>>34478080
That's weirdly appropriate.
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>>34478103
>pat still clinging to his love of his onee-chan
You gotta let go
>inb4 him banging em is some weird result of his unrequited love for his older sister
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>>34478103
>and snuggle in a big pile
That's what they call a threesome nowadays?
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>>34478167
I envisioned a perfectly platonic snuggle pile, get your mind out of the gutter and the gutter out of your ass.

And I've thought about that. Maybe it was true at one point, but I love all the ways that Em is different from our sister. /sappyshit
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>>34478241
>implying you can have platonic snuggles after enraging your protective older sister because of your statutory rape
Your best bet is em holding her down and you raping her until she loves you
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>>34478269
If all else fails I bet his coworker would still fuck him
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>>34478192
*an incestious threesome
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>>34478269
Why sadboner.

>>34478306
I'll sure she'll be sucking off a bakery bro's cheesy croissant before long and she'll forget all about me.
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>>34478372
You know why sadboner
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>>34478372
I have faith in you. I am in the reverse situation since I am trying to get to my older sister while our younger sister and brother dont know anything
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Aw, man, Laura's probably getting plowed right now. She's gonna come back for one final post saying "I've got a boyfriend now, see you losers never!" and then leave us forever. She will be missed.
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So the whole 'looking for a house thing' is going much better than I had imagined it would, though I'm pissed about how much time it eats up.

Any who, I went to see a few houses with L today. There was one particular that she took a shining to. It's a little further away from the university and my work than I'd have liked it to be but the asking price is pretty much a fucking steal. The father of the couple who's selling it died in it and they want to get rid of the property.

So I talked it over with L and I decided to put in an offer to purchase in. There's an inspection of the house scheduled for Tuesday, so provided it checks out, I just may be its new owner soon.

L was practically bouncing off the walls on our ride back to the apartment. She's demanded that I let her take me out to a 'mandatory' celebratory meal tonight.
>>
HaraKano's mom ending wasn't very satisfying, it was just some sex and then credits. The imouto approving her brother and mother's relationship was cute though.

I'm so fucked up.

>>34478794
Thank you kinda Japanese man. Please succeed where I failed. At the very least, don't let your big sister move too far away to visit on a regular basis.
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>>34479260
You shouldn't be doing something stupid like playing an incest VN while waiting for them to get home. You should do something smart, like jacking off to lesbian sister hentai in the living room.
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>>34479346
I'm sure that'll lead to me pounding both my sisters tonight.

I thought I could make that joke without feeling bad, turns out I can't.
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>>34479425
You won't even pound the one sister, you're going to jail kiddo
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>>34479425
How much of your attraction to em is just wishing she was your older sis
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>>34479629
I don't wish she was my older sister, so zero.

Sometimes she'll do something that reminds me of her, and that's kinda cute. Otherwise they're two very different people whom I like/love for different reasons.

I should probably shut up forever about my older sister.
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>>34479687
Ignore those posters they just have onee-san obsessions and ship you
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>>34479731
No, more of wondering if the fact that he couldn't fuck his older sister who he originally was attracted to, caused him to use his younger sister as a replacement
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>>34479764
Go take your psychoanalysis elsewhere lol
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>>34479764
I mean, ignoring the sister angle, if you have a hopeless childhood crush, and then once you grow up you meet a girl you like better than your crush, does that count as a "replacement"? If so, then sure, she's kind of a replacement. But that doesn't mean I'd toss Em in the trash if my older sister miraculously became available and willing.
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>>34479165
It's weird, almost like deja vu

Anyways, K left not too long ago, he said he'd leave at 4:30 but we were having fun
I gave him some time to get the hang of the games, it's actually got a pretty steep learning curve. We played a few games and it was fun, but since it's Ubisoft, every other 4v4 had us lagging out so we got off eventually and finally watching the movie (I say finally but this is the first time I've pitched watching it). He liked it because it's a good fucking movie and we talked for a while, decided fuck it and put in Black Mirror, but since the premise of the first episode is a little odd and the complete opposite of romantic I jumped straight to Shut up and Dance which he liked too
While the episode was on, I worked myself up to leaning on his shoulder, which he noticed, and didn't seem to mind
Of course things didn't go perfectly, as he was leaving he went to kiss me but I moved back, I don't know why I wanted to but I didn't want to and everything got really confusing, I told him he didn't do anything, I was just weird he just said "uhh okay, we'll talk later" and left
I'm not sure how much more he's willing to put up with before he gives up, he's a nice guy and for now he doesn't seem too bothered, but I'm gonna guess he can only take so much

Side note, I pre ordered For Honor, not proud for giving Ubisoft more money because I know I'm gonna end up buying Ghost Recon
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>>34479925
Have you tried sewing your pockets shut so your spaghetti doesn't spill out around him?
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>>34459816
>EF: She won't let us hook her up anymore

S L U T
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>>34479983
While that works great with the metaphor, there's nothing literal that's anything like that
I'll figure it out one day, or he'll just deal with me I don't know
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>>34480050
Alright, hypothetical time.
He's holding your head firmly in place, you can't spaghetti away. He kisses you softly, then let's go. How do you react?
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>>34478065
>Love her as much as you can

I think that was enough of a hint.
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>>34480208
Shits her pants and dies, Laura was not made for non paternal loving
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>>34479925
Just imagine he's your dad while kissing and sex. Problem solved.

>>34479247
Noice, remember to make you moving in by having sex in every room.
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>>34478794
Your older sister sounds like she fell from heaven and landed in your arms.
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>>34480208
Being completely honest I can't see myself doing anything but standing there making a dumb face
Next time we hang out I'm gonna kiss him though, I think he just took me off guard is all, I wanted to kiss him back or just not move away but I don't know what happened
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>>34480464
But what if he's not the one? What if he tries to force you into a sexual relationship? What if he's just thinking "Sweet, a virgin with daddy issues. I can easily get with her."
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>>34477253
I wish I had an onee-chan instead of an imouto to be honest don't really like imoutos but onee-chans give me boners
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>>34480630
>daddy issues

I really don't see the appeal of girls like this. Can anyone explain the appeal to me?
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>>34480333
I really hope that's not true
>>34480630
I haven't told him I'm a virgin, though at this point I think he might have guessed
I won't let him do anything to me I don't want to, but if all he wants us to fuck me, by the time I'd be willing I'd assume he'd be gone
I'm not saying he's the one at this point, my feelings aren't anywhere past "he's nice and I kind of like him"
>>34480338
I don't think that's a good idea in the long term
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>>34480684
There's not really an appeal to them as marriage partners or anything, but girls with daddy issues are generally easier to fugg than girls with healthy relationships with their fathers
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>>34480998
I think when people say "daddy issues" they mean girls who hate their dads, that's not the case here
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>>34481158
I think it fits just fine here.
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>>34481158
you're not the case here
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>>34475112
>unless she thinks we're having sex
What will she do if she finds out you're fucking?
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>>34481444
Nice digits.
He's gonna fuck her, obviously. To death.
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So we had a threesome.

Not actually though, they came home, we had dinner, now we're about to watch a movie. Neither sister has said a damn thing about a talk and it's kinda freaking me out. Maybe Em got cold feet after all.

Also I'm not fucking Em's friend, to death or otherwise.
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>>34481965
What movie are you guys watching homeslice?
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>>34481965
Your sister is planning on killing you
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>>34481965
Fuck em to death, Then continue fucking until you die?
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>>34481965
I'm on the edge of my seat, here we go threesome.
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apparently we're on page 8 so bump
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>>34481525
I know they are fucking I'm asking the friends reaction to it since she doesn't know.
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>>34481444
Wait ignore my last comment I misunderstood and went full tard.
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>>34481965
how many other dudes has your sister fucked
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>>34483250
This is a good question, the friends comment earlier got me curious
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>>34483250
>>34483508
Delete this!
Didn't Em say she was virgin after Pat fucked her for the first time?
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>>34483751
Every woman who wants a relationship will say that
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>>34483250
>>34483508
>>34483751
>>34483772

>>33269993
>I'm nearly balls deep in an instant
>Oops, meant to go slow
>She winces, and her neck bends back
>There's a little blood
>For some reason I never thought to wonder if she was a virgin, I'm weirdly relieved
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>>34483865
Hmph, proved me wrong
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>be drinking
>decide to visit r9k for the first time in years

are people actually having incestuous relationships here/pursuing one or is this some fiction writer blog posting?
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>>34484130
A bit of both I'll assume, what made you leave R9K
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>>34484130
>he doesn't like purest form of love
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>>34484153
i wanted to stay away from all the depression. I remember greentext story threads here being funny as fuck though
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Holy shit guys. Laura's father wasn't kidnapped, he was going to defect. When Laura's mother found out, she ratted him out to the authorities, which directly led to his death. This changes the entire story
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>>34484737
what do you mean with that whole thing?
>>
Summoning writerbro are you here
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>>34485506
What do you need fellow kin
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>>34485528
You know what to do. Do it, please.
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>>34485642
Is anything fine?

Originamality
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Fuck writerbro he should kill herself
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>>34485657
Yeah, just do what you do best. Don't listen to that fag, just bee yourself.
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>>34485673
tfw not even writerbro just felt like writing something
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What if Pat really did end up in a threesome with his sisters?
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>>34486023
then he just ruined a marriage
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>>34486023
Then his brother-in-law gets upset, and possibly divorces Pat's sister.
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>>34486046
>>34486092
So happy ending? Nice.
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"Hey Dad, it's Pat's older sister. Just called to let you know that me and Pat's brother-in-law are getting divorced, so me and my kids are gonna be living in the old house with Pat and Emma. Why? Uhhh... Reasons. Kaythanksloveyoubye!"
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>>34486023
I didn't. Goofing off with them in our pajamas while we watched Sound of Music was almost as fun though.

I hate Em so much. Apparently she thought "So Pat said he used to have a crush on you" would be a good icebreaker for her talk. According to Em, our sister was all "Whaaaat? No wayyyy" and just laughed it off.

Then, as Em claims, Em told her she "kinda has a crush on" me, our sister got more serious and asked if she was sure, Em said yes but that "It's just a stupid crush" (ow), sister asked if I knew, Em said yes "But he doesn't feel the same way" (ow ow), then Em apparently asked permission to live with me indefinitely. Sister said that sounds fine but she'll have to talk to me.

I'm guessing that'll happen in the morning, our sister never asked me about anything and now she and Em are sleeping early in Em's room (Our sister was gonna go back home, but Em talked her out of it).

I feel like I should be relieved, but instead I'm kinda numb. And very lonely.

Also I'm never ever gonna fuck my big sister, it's just not happening.
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>>34486801
so does no one know about you two
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>>34486801
You know, I'm reading the previous threads and it seems to me like you posted a lot more or something. Maybe I'm scrolling too fast.

>ow
>ow ow

She probably said that so that your sister doesn't start acting like your friend.
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>>34486801
I was kinda expecting your sister to say she already felt like Em has a crush on you.
I also thought your sister knew about you jacking off to her. She's denser than I thought.
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>>34486801
Don't worry about what Em said man. She's just saying what she thinks would be best to say. She loves you, she wants to marry you, she wants your babies inside her. It's not "just a stupid crush" like she told your sister.
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>>34474344
marry that shit nigga!!!
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>>34486821
If you would kindly scroll up you would find out that Em's best friend sort of knows but not really.

>>34486878
If our sister knew I jacked off to her I'd kill myself right now.

>>34486868
>>34486884
Yeah, I'm not too worried about that part, it just hurts that she has to lie for me. Plus I don't know how I'm gonna pretend I "don't feel the same way" when I talk to my sister again.
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>>34487055
I know about that, but it doesn't really count considering she doesn't know you are physical
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>>34487055
>If our sister knew I jacked off to her I'd kill myself right now.
What makes think she doesn't know?
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>>34487105
She totally knows. At most she's maintaining a suspension of disbelief because Em wants her to.
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This fucking Grimgerde
>Caved in and passed into Barnes & Noble again
>I just went straight for their limited, but still nice, model kit section
>There it was, the MG Heavyarms Gundam
>Cock blocked by my sis that I was going overboard
>Ran with the Grimgerde instead
>Cashier told us that it looked like a fun action figure
>That fucking snicker out of my sister
>Rest of the day out went nice and it gave her more time to act all lovey dovey with me
>I enjoyed that lovey dovey

She moans when she sleeps sometimes. The ride back home was enjoyable since I kept giving her shit about how it wakes me up when we're sleeping together sometimes.

>>34487055
I'm glad you're not dead, Pat. Hopefully you never had any thin walls between you two growing up. or loud rubber holes.
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>>34487055
Have you taken the time to plan and make a story with Em? It sounds like there's a lot of spaghetti going on.
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>>34487177
You should start kissing her more when your parents aren't around
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>>34487177
You guys are really cute, I love your updates
I'm sure you're gonna be fine, regardless of all the jokes
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>>34487152
Better her than our sister, I guess.

>>34487105
Oh, well yeah, besides that, no one knows but you guys.

>>34487113
I never told anyone and I never got caught, and I never moaned her name out loud or some shit.

>>34487177
Loud rubber holes is weirdly specific, unless you're implying my dumbass 12-15 year old self got a hold of a fake pussy. But thanks.

>>34487221
I haven't had time to say much to her, her description of the talk happened between two separate bathroom breaks by our sister.

I'm gonna try to go to bed early too, unless someone else has something to say. I don't feel like doing anything right now.
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>>34487401
Have you remembered to hug and tell her you love her every day?
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>>34487312
I think YOU'RE really cute, in a spazzy, "guys, how do I girlfriend" kind of way
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>>34487462
Assuming you mean Em, then yes. We still kiss every time I leave for work and every time she comes home from work, and I hold her basically every night. I know I've been distracted lately, but Em's still fucking amazing and I'm doing my best to not disappoint her.
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>>34487312
Laura, what's your endgame? Will you always believe that not fucking your dad was a failure? Or do you think you'll grow out of it?
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>>34487302
We still kiss every time I drop her off at school, but you're right that I should more often. Still, half naked sleeping in bed together is nice.
>>34487312
Thanks for that. Honestly, I love the jokes. It's nice that it's not always serious around here.
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>>34487463
Thanks I guess, but it's been getting in the way of K and I and I piss myself off a lot, like today
>>34487560
For now I don't see myself getting over it for a long time, I'm hoping one day I'll be glad nothing came of it but I can't say I see that happening
Since nothing's coming if it I just want to get over it and move on
>>34487636
These threads are funny, even the jokes at my expense make me laugh
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>>34487636
>half naked sleeping in bed together is nice
>still no fug

You either have godlike self control, or you're a master of spaghetti.
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>Ended up going to get panzerottis after an hour long debate on where to go was decided by a coin toss.
>L is carrying on, more energetically than usually, about all her plans for the new place.
>Waitress must have heard the rather lively conversation and made an off the cuff 'you look cute together comment'.
>This has L grinning from ear to ear until the end of the meal.
>Get home.
>Decide to watch something together.
>She insists she makes the movie choice, claiming that I'd just pick something scary again.
>She's right, I wanted to watch The Thing.
>She puts on Inside Out.
>L's far too wound up to focus on the movie.
>We go from poking each other to play wrestling.
>I end up laying down with L sitting on top of me.
>We freeze and just stare at each other.
>She leans down and kisses me.
>Escalates into making out.
>We eventually pull apart and she leans back, sitting in my lap.
> Boner.png
>She feels it.
>L bolts up.
>My face is as red as hers is.
>Awkward silence.
>Break the silence by saying she smells like sweat.
>The fuck am I saying.
>She says she'll go take a shower and start to head to the bathroom.
>Sheepishly turns around and says that I can pick the next thing we watch when she gets out.

Holy shit my chest is tight.
>>34487177

As a side note, fuck you bear for making me want to spend money I don't have
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>>34488373
>Break the silence by saying she smells like sweat.
Smooth as fuck.
>She says she'll go take a shower
Think she's masturbating? Are you gonna masturbate?
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>>34488373
Why didn't you offer to shower with her?
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>>34488523

She's been in there for ten minutes already so it's a possibility. I have no idea how long it takes her because I've never caught or asked her about it.

I want to but I don't think I have the time


>>34488562

You think I was capable of keeping my head straight, let alone make a play like that?
Man you give me too much credit.
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>>34488609
Knock on the door and ask if she needs help
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>>34488609
Just fap already if she catches you in the act just tell her to lend a hand, or a mouth
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>Go to sisters room
>Come in and say hey
>For context, she's the youngest of the four of us and the only girl
>"Hey homo"
>Give her a hug and kiss her, tell her I love her
>"Aww, you're so gay"
>Gives me a kiss on the cheek and tells me to scram because she's going to bed
I hope she doesn't change, there's a decent gap between her and I and our older brothers, so we kind of pair off, we're all pretty close but my sister and I are much closer
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>>34488373
>she smells like sweat
>implying that's a bad thing
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>>34488703
>kiss a girl
>so gay

How odd, I tend to blurt that out randomly for no reason, even if it isn't.
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>>34488703
Make sure she doesn't turn into a Stacey.

Also ask her if she wants to fugg
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>>34488703
>>34488373
Remember you two, in some cases to protect, you must lewd.
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>>34476314
We use Japanese usually but like to switch to English when we talk about stuff that might a bit embarrassing or about some person who looks weird in front of us.

Anyways, we're going to go out drinking later tonight. Should I ask her anything? We're both pretty heavy drinkers so I don't know how long this will last
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>>34488936
>Should I ask her anything?
What are you trying to do?
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>>34488753
She's just teasing
>>34488817
>>34488864
I'm not gonna fuck her, she's 17 and I'm 20
I posted my results because I thought it was cute, go back to reading about people fucking their sister or trying to
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>>34488981
You don't have to fugg her now, you can wait a few years
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>>34488981
>I'm not gonna fuck her
>he doesn't wanna fuck his sister

Would you rather some other guy did it?
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>>34488972
See how she feels about me. In Japan, there are old style people who marry cousins but between siblings is a whole new story
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>>34489018
Yes, I hope she finds a good guy that makes her happy
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>>34489075
>I hope she finds a good guy that makes her happy

Are you saying you're a bad guy?
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>>34489087
No, but I'm her brother and I know she wants kids and I don't see her that way, I took care of her when she was little and even if I had feelings I wouldn't want to run around and hide
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>>34489066
Man, just imagine her being with some other man. I know its ard but just imagine. That man should be you. You can't just let your sister go.
You're gonna need to rev it up from now on. Let your onee-san know that you think she's beautiful. Do it komerade

>tfw imagining being you and cuddling pillow as my onee san

I'm pathetic
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>>34489066
>there are old style people who marry cousins

Yeah, I've heard about that.

>See how she feels about me

I assume just asking her wouldn't be a good idea since you haven't done it yet. I don't know how much you hung out previously, before you posted, but it seems to be like she wants/you've gone to being the way you were before. What about the whole thing with the kiss? Seems like she just ignored it considering how you are right now.
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>>34489134
>I don't see her that way
>that feel when unrequited love

If that's how it is, I hope you don't come back here posting about how she got a terrible boyfriend or whatever.
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>>34489231
I hope I won't too, but if she comes home with some fucking guy and I can't make her break up with him (she usually listens to me) I'll come post here just to give you guys your "I told you so"
Otherwise, later
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>>34488373
[spolier]Holy shit, for a moment I thought I was reading HSG's report on his progress.[/spoiler]
Anyways, things are really heating up for the both of you. Just remember that safety first if you're to do it now.
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>>34489267
Fuck that spoiler mistype shit.

This is original?
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>>34489267
I doubt STDs were on his mind at the time.
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>>34489319
I meant that if he were to "accidentally" explode inside and conceive little versions of themselves should they continue where they left off. Not that it's something bad I suppose but still.
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>>34489416
I don't know his story, how old are they?
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>>34489066
How tall are you and sister?
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>>34489483
You could find his story here:
http://desuarchive.org/r9k/thread/34227614/#34244135
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I miss Lucy. Hopefully she's cuddling with her sister right now.
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>>34489716
Huh, I just figured he's posted a lot before considering the name.
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>>34489593
I am 170 cm. My sister is 175 cm

>>34489140
I have imagined it and it annoys me. Thankfully she turned down every guy who ever asked her. She says because she wants to focus on school

>>34489178
Well, this is typical behavior on how we act but she does seem to act a bit more awkwardish or strange now
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>>34489716
And if you don't have the time reading all that:

His imouto suddenly kissed him one day before going to class. tl;dr he took his imouto away from their home for protective reasons (hence his name) and now she harbors feelings for him, much to his initial confusion and surprise. After a heart-to-heart talk with each other, they've decided to take it slow for now. There are a few incidents of teasing and shit happening, including the recent one, so there's a possibility of PO giving in to his carnal desires sometime in the near future :3
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>>34489910
Did you tell your sister you love her today?
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>>34489974
It's hug and tell her you love her, not just tell her you love her.
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>>34489996
Baby steps, he's convinced she hates him
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>>34489908
>She says because she wants to focus on school

Since you hang out a lot, she could totally still focus on school if she's with you. I don't know if that just makes sense to me. Not a significant height difference either. You could totally cuddle while watching movies, considering that. You know, you should find some things to do together, just the 2 of you, if you wanna get closer to her. Since straight up kissing her didn't seem to work, which was actually a pretty bad idea, you gotta start slow. I have no idea how (well) this works though, being a virgin with no experience.
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>>34490021
Don't know his story either, but if she doesn't cool down if he hugs her while telling her that he loves her, I doubt anything would work on her.
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>>34489908
Try cooking together. Or helping clean/organize each other's rooms.
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>>34490169
Well, that could be right, but not all girls are soft and squishy and like being hugged.
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>>34490297
>but not all girls are soft and squishy

Has my entire life been a lie? What kind of hellish creature doesn't like being hugged though? I get that some siblings are essentially, beyond saving, but if he's trying that's probably not the case. That, or he's in denial.
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>>34487177
Grimgerde is pretty sweet. I might be getting a hashmal soon myself.
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>>34490334
My younger sister hates hugs, but my older sister always hugs everyone before she leaves family gatherings.

>>34489910
Show your sister some form of affection.
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>>34490393
Have you tried hugging her until she stops hating hugs? Don't forget to tell her you love her. Why would she hate hugs anyway?
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>>34490418
>Have you tried hugging her until she stops hating hugs?
Why would I want to? Not everyone here wants to lewd their family.
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>>34490443
Literally the first time I've seen someone imply that hugs are lewd/sexual.
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>>34490456
Why would you ever hug someone you don't want to fugg?
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>>34490483
Why wouldn't you? Do you hate hugs/being hugged?
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>>34490492
No dude I'm not my sister
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>>34490525
Then why wouldn't you?
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>>34490536
Why wouldn't I what?
>>
>>34490559
Hug someone you don't want to fuck.
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He's been grumpy all day but I got kisses and head rubbed his cheek against mine and he even said he loved me too! Hugging Nii-chan is the best feeling in the world even when it's not lewd. I highly recommend it.
Still hoping he lewds me later though.
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>>34490566
Right now? Everyone's asleep.

>>34490573
Does he not normally tell you he loves you?
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>>34490573
Every time I see your name I remember that he told you that you will always come second to him. Feels weird.
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>>34490640
Every time I see it I remember people believe the stories
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>>34490637
He does but not all the time. He's very stoic and icy outwardly. That's why it makes me happy when he feels comfortable enough to thaw for me. I feel special because it's a side of him no one gets to see. He gets squishier with me every day though.
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>>34490637
Don't be like that. I meant at any time. Do you really not hug people you don't want to fuck? At all? Friends? Best friends?
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>>34490709
>it's a side of him no one gets to see
Except that ex Girlfriend
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>>34490700
I guess nothing is true on the internet.
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>>34490710
What are you talking about? I hug people all the time.
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>>34490780
>>34490483
>Why would you ever hug someone you don't want to fugg?

I was talking about this.
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>>34490718
Nope. He's only the way he is with me with me. Another point that gives me Hope.
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>>34490802
>He's only the way he is with me with me.
And you are saying if the option to get with his ex forced him to show her that side then he wouldn't?
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>>34490801
So you're trying to call me a slut? That's not very nice.
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>>34490827
Hugging people is not lewd nor sexual.
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>>34490802
Who the hell capitalizes hope
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>>34490833
Whatever you say, man.
origidiggi
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>>34490877
Explain to me how hugging is lewd.
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>>34490826
Sometimes I forget how much older than most of you I am. No that is definitely not a concern.
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>>34490573
>Still hoping he lewds me later though

go up to him and say you want him to fuck you like a whore.
he will boner in a second.
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>>34490958
I don't see how this is a matter of age when you were called his second
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>>34490863
And autist that got down a little too hard on Danganronpa. We're on /r9k/ whaddya want?
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>>34490974
>you were called his second
it hurts even reading i can only imagine how it felt in the moment...
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So is anyone going to mke a new thread?
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>>34491123
here it is ready to go

>>34491386
>>34491386
>>34491386
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Well my cousin told me to post my sister, pretty fucked up guy but fine.
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Didn't read the Hug thing.
Anyways she rolled up into a ball in her blanket so I lifted he up onto my lap. She just sat there rolled up in a blanket burrito. It was really cute.
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