>This Chad dog has a better chance of getting laid than you

>>34456077
To be honest, that dog isn't a chad dog. It's a rather ugly hair color and his pattern is rather ugly.

>>34456095
>feeling this threatened by Chad Thunderpaw

>>34456160
>not "Sparky Thunderknot"
apply yourself

When female animals are in heat they accept literally anyone willing to enter them. This is what would happen to human females if all of you thirsty faggots didn't give them attention and sex 24/7.

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>>34456077
We like to breed those dogs because they're smart, apart from being good looking. Something that doesn't happen in humans. The uglier you are, the smarter you are, the more good looking you are, the dumber you are.

mfw i'll never be as desirable as chad dog

>>34456253
i've tried this. i've tried neglecting my now ex gf's sexual needs for a week thinking it would build up her needs and we'd end up have wild sex, but she ended up cheating on me with my older brother.