>walk into the kitchen >find this What do?

>>34455940
>pull out cock
>tell her to massage it in between her tits
What happens next is entirely up to her

>>Rip off her clothed in hormone driven horny madness
>>Suck on her tits and bite them off
>>pump 4 times in doggy and cum
>>regret what I have done and commit suicide

>>34455940
Beat her savagely with a wooden rod for not having my potatoes ready to eat.

>>34455940
Offer her some Rogaine.

>>34455940
>99.9% of 1 potato peel completed

what did she mean by this

>>34455940

...Well? Those potatoes won't peel themselves.

>>34455940
apologize while I avert my eyes and run out of the room

>>34455940
make her suck my dick immediately while I slowly unbutton that shirt

WEW LAD

>>34456326
i'd do the same, except i'd skip the first 3 steps and go for the suicide right away