>open your bedroom door one day >see this what do?

Tell her to get out because I want to watch porn.

>>34455448
What is the point of these shitty fucking threads?

Rape her

Why am I unsurprised that this is unoriginal

>>34455448
>what do?

Start fucking her ass

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>>34455517
what is the point of your shitty fucking life?

>>34455448
id start licking her pussy through her panties tbqh famalam probably move her panties aside and stick my finger in her ass

>>34455448
immediately backtrace steps while looking out for potential ambushes/traps in my own home

call police to inform them of a break-in and trespass in my home

when police arrive and take custody of any intruder(s), I take inventory of my belongings to make sure nothing was stolen, and methodically check all rooms and possessions to ensure nothing was sabotaged over the coming weeks, possibly months

i would also check to see how they forced entry into my home and make necessary changes to locks etc.

i value my own safety

>>34455517
It seems the /tv/ bot/shitposter has discovered /r9k/

>>34455448
take a picture
post it on /b/ and say dubs decide what i do

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Looks like she's had a rough night. I've been there. And the rug looks comfy too. I'll throw a blanket over her, leave a cup of water nearby, say good night turn off the lights, close the door and hope she has good dreams.

>>34455576
Being able to fap to something doesn't make it not shit.

>>34455559
We've had these threads on reddit9k for a long time, newfriend.

>>34455589
Don't forget the boiled eggs in the morning.
Also, wtf my bed doesn't have any gay ass stuffed animals. I call shenanigans.

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>>34455615
there are literally 50 completely dull and shit threads on this catalogue right now, yet you choose this one to complain in. Why? you wouldn't have done it if it didn't have a qt fapable girl in the OP.

you're literally a triggered fucking poz faggot, that's the only explanation. Now fuck off back to your containment board you bumlicking cunt

>>34455576
Who is this goddess? More?

>>34455615
What kind of thread should he have made then?

>>34455448
*BRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAPPPPPPFFF*
>teehee!

>>34455448
Try to wake her up and if she doesn't move fool around with her body.

The only way I could arrive in this situation is via breaking and entering, so there's no point in stopping there

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>>34455517
made another thread just for you faggot :)

>>34455719
>>34455719
>>34455719

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>>34455517
Go back to /lgbt/ you boring cunt

>>34455687
"What do" threads have always been shit, and it's not like I'm lacking things to fap to, we're on the fucking internet, retard, you're being pathetic even for /r9k/ standard.

>>34455517
>>34455754
Epic
Nice
I like it

>>34455754
I'd destroy that.

>>34455700
I'm not saying OP shouldn't make these threads, I'm not even that Anon with all the replies, I'm just saying these threads are shit

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>>34455771
you aren't explaining why you posted in this thread and not say >>34453631. what a banal and pointless thread lmao, kys

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>>34455832
It's because he is a gaylord lmao

>>34455448
leave immediately

call cops and wait outside

>officer there's some passed out bitch in my room

wait til they do investigation and ask for dna sample

hopefully i dont get sent to jail even though i never touched her

probably still get sent to the slammer even though i didnt do anything because she FEELS as though she was raped even though dna test exonerated me of all possible chargers

>>34455448
I wouldn't do anything to her. I don't even know her.

Unlike you OP and the folks here saying they'd fuck her up whatever sociopathic nonsense you come up, I don't spend all my time sitting around thinking of evil things to do to people I don't even know.

Has it ever occurred to you that you're mentally ill and you need help? Has it? Because that's the truth. If you sit around all the time thinking about raping girls or getting other guys to say they want to do "things" to her, then you have a personality disorder.

Get some help before you hurt yourself or someone else. Seriously.

And if you think your post is funny. Or you think what I'm saying is funny, then that is also a symptom of your mental illness. Normal people don't do that and, by normal people, I mean people who have meaningful, worthwhile lives.

Grow up OP (and others here) and find the courage to take responsibility for your mental illness.

>>34455832
>that stealth roast beef
DROPPED

>>34455448
>This isn't possible
Try and wake myself up, or go do something else and come back .

>>34455589
It made me sad and crying.

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>>34455448
>this fucking thread
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TK-2x3gxMHM

lmfao

>>34456009
Normiefag detected

Oreeeegano

>>34456009
you are alone in your feelings, how does that make you feel? btw rape is an almost purely psychological crime, the effects of it are overated because of hysterical and emotional faggots like you

>>34455589
>she wakes up
>calls cops
>you're arrested for rape
>spend life in jail getting buttfucked by Tyrone

>>34457385
I KNEW IT WAS A REAL POSSIBLE SCENARIO

>>34456009
>take responsibility for your mental illness
you have a different opinion of mental illness than most people

>>34455448
Dump her outside somewhere. I'm not dealing with trash and she could go suck dick from a homeless alcoholic for all I care, probably does for fun.