Life Goals?

>>34453742
Wow what a horrible fucking fat to end up with a long dick this thin

>>34453913
Its not bad its just look disgusting because its cut.

>>34453913
That's not long.
.t 9 inch

>>34453955
cut dicks are normally not that thin
thats probably like 20th percentile for girth

How big is that? I'm 7 inches and it looks twice as small?

>>34453742
>get a gun and kms

It's a goal since it's hard getting a gun in EU

>>34453955
What I find disgusting is that big fucking vain in the shaft of his cock. Is that normal?

>>34453742
OP is this your gf giving you that amazing succ? 10/10.

>>34453913
Mine is roughly just as big. Women don't care.

>>34454019
I'm going to guesstimate that the dick in the video is roughly a little over 7". Everyone in this thread has horrible spatial awareness.

>>34454145
Yes.

>take some time to get rid of the feels
>find a girl that isn't with me just for muh dick
>smoke some more weed
>start uni, this year, not next year, fo real
>stop using chaos magick and gematria
>destroy all abrahamic religions
>maybe write a book or two

>>34454152

Nope. But that is life goals.

>>34453993
Cut fag hockey puck dick detected

>>34454065

>go to 'Murica on holiday
>buy gun
>kys

or

>Go to 'Murica
>go to shooting range
>kys

or

>Go to your local shooting range
>get gun
>kys

>>34454579
Can you really go to any gun store in the US as a foreigner and buy whatever you want without any documents?

I have a nice one bedroom apartment, a good job in the trades (getting my journeyman's card in a year), and not too much in debt.

I'm just super lonely. Broke up with last gf about 3 months ago.

guess my life goal is to find a wife. maybe i'll settle for a dog bro

>>34453742
sauce on dat cuh

>>34454599
No. You need proper identification. You can easily cop one if you know a few degenerates though.

>>34454761
>Live in chicago
>Try to buy a gun
>get shot

>>34455325
>>get shot
Well that was the original plan :^)

>>34453742
Only on trap-chan would you see a god-tier webm like this and the fags here are talking about the guy's dick instead of asking for the source.

sauce?

>>34453913
>>34453955
>>34454145
His dick looks ugly because

1. He's cut
2. His penis head is much bigger than his cock, giving it that ugly mushroom look
3. Disgustingly large vein on the front of his cock
4. He strokes it like a little faggot at the beginning of the webm

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>>34453742
>she has a choker

why do people think it's just a meme?

Post more porn, that angle isn't doin it for me.

>>34456572
And so the millions of girls doing porn and in amateur videos who don't wear a choker are.....?

>>34453955
It's not cut. The skin on his cock moves and it isn't easy to move when hard if cut

>>34456695
not all women who are sluts wear chokers, but all women who wear chokers are sluts

hope that clears up any confusion

>>34454599
No. You need to be a legal resident for at least 90 days with proof of such. And most ranges have a "no singles" policy for renting to prevent such things.

Really, why don't you just charge your local cops with a knife? They'll kill you for you.

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>>34456843
Kek, that's the most cut cock I've ever seen. You have to know nothing about male bodies to think that's an uncircumsised cock, even when he motions his hand upward while jerkingnnot even one bit of skin comes close to touching his head, his foreskin is completely removed.

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>>34453742
Wow! She has one hell of a cocksucking technique! Anyone notice anything awfully distinctive on her?

>>34456975
Because I want to go out like a human bean not a feral nigger

>>34453742
I won't ask for this again, source
or else

>>34457673
you still want it? the source

>>34456936
>not all women are sluts
Okay bub, it's time to stop posting

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>>34457928
Yes...please


>orgigigigigi

>a few acres of property in semi-rural area
>married to a loving woman
>two or three kids
>happy

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>>34457059
Here is my cock. I get called cut a lot when I post my cock. But I can tell you I'm not

>>34453742
Boobs look really soft.

>>34459156

We're not interested in your cock. Post more porn fag.