>we're at the beach anon! why is your shirt still on?

Why is your bra still on? This is a nudest beach.

*ignore her and walk away because shes talking to chad behind me*

>>34452233
*takes shirt off*

why is this a problem for you faggots

if you are embarrassed by your body then fucking change it

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>>34452233
Because I'm a fat turd, reasons why I never go to the beach, luckily enough my parents can afford a house that has its own pool so I can get in the pool late at night when nobody sees my man tits and huge belly

>>34452279
Fucking change yourself, you privileged cunt.

>>34452279
hi gymrat

I have a swastika tattoo, which I have been ordered by authorities to not show in public.

>>34452279
Like those with physical deformities that even medical science can't help?

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>>34452250

the nudest beach evers?

>>34452282
wouldn't you rather not be fat? it's not that difficult if you don't eat garbage.

>>34452364
>it's not that difficult
For you, maybe.

>look at me I'm being cute!

this shit doesn't ever achieve anything but make you look like a egotistical narcissist

>>34452317
Its a shame if you do have that, but most people on here don't and are simply fat/too skinny

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Ywn cuddle with Alexis Ren

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N-no thanks , i'd rather not.

>>34452381
All you need is discipline.

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>>34452233
>tfw fatass
>I'm starting to go to the gym and eating healthier
>I now realize I want to be skinny and go to the beach shirtless so I can show off my 8" surgical scar running down my spine

>>34452539

shes fit as fuck

>>34453278
>All you need is discipline.
That's the thing no one seems to have anymore now a days.

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>>34452233
>tfw I'm like that

kill me pls

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>>34452233
Because thousand oficina moles

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>>34453676

You have to be if you're the most followed IG er

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>>34452282
You're right. I have massive stretchmarks so i'd rather be with t-shirt.

I look great with my shirt off, just need to work on my tan right now. It didn't change a damn thing last summer, I feel like having a good body doesn't even add 1 point. I would go to the beach alone and hang out and girls would hardly even look. Also seemed like every other guy also was ripped. Most young guys today that are trying to get laid hit the gym hard, and most young girls are out of shape and sloppy as hell. Its a recipe for failure. You have a bunch of ripped guys competing for a small pool of thin girls.

>>34454097
I feel ya my friend :/..............

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>middle school graduation party
>our school rented out some pool place for our entire class to grill and chill
>yeahsureI'mdownforthat.gif
>get there
>get up from my seat on the bus
>jump through the door
>get on the floor
>everybody starts getting jiggy to Electric Avenue by Eddy Grant
>everyone is having a blast
>all the autistic kids who never spoke to anyone for three years are smiling and eating
>good friend of mine on the heavier side wants to join in too
>only kid in the entire class to have his shirt on (no hyperbole whatsoever)
>everyone wants to say something
>but we all just have fun instead
This specific detail of that day has always stuck with me.

>>34452233
IT'S MINUS 20 DEGREES CELSIUS OUTSIDE YOU CRAZY BITCH


Also fuck lardass feels threads

You know not real suffering unless you are a skelington

>>34453231
Oh shit , so that's how it's called.

Have the same, but nowhere near as severe as this.

Nevertheless you have my feels

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>>34452233
Because one of my nipples is bigger than the other, and it's embarassing.