ITT: We post humble brags about ourselves >mfw I have to force

>brag
>This thing I have no influence over

You a white supremacist too?

I'm actually about a 7/10

I poop big

>>34450831
You know what they say. White is right.

So is everyone here just a total loser then?

>>34450789
How will manlets ever recover?

I've been hit on by girls a handful of times

>>34450789
>bragging
>humble
Okay mate I'll 'ave a go.
>getting good at guitar

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>Pussy's so tight my extra small tampons are uncomfortable

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>>34450789
>>34452663
>>34452666
For those who don't know what a humble brag is

>I'm constantly tired and sore because I have to workout and practice so much because I start on a college football team.

I wish I could just be lazy but they're letting me go to school here for free.

what the fuck you niggers don't even know what humble brag means

>>34450789

I can play jazz. Well I'm still only 6 months into it, but damn it's not like your average Joe can play jazz.

>tfw i shit logs so massive i had to install wider pipes for my toilet because it kept getting clogged
Sometimes I think life would be easier if I was born a pooplet.

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Who else here /bigdickproblems/?

>>34453172
>big dick but don't get to use it
pain

>>34452846
what instrument?
I play the tenor sax and jazz is life

My perfect pitch sucks, I can only instantly recognize chords up to 9th intervals, then I need to study more closely.

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>tfw cock is too big for average depth roastie

Anyone else here hate when you sit down to take a shit and your dick flops all into the water?

So gross.

>>34453537
yep): causing pain is fun sometimes but im too nice and dont

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>>34450789
>MFW I attract multiple cuties from all races but talking to them is hard :^(

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>>34453172
Having a big dick isnt all that great. Whenever i pop a big one it is easily noticeable and I catch people staring. Quite embarassing desu

>>34450789
>I often feel a little awkward when I ask the waiters serving my dinner at my wordclass University for more water, vegetables or really anything else
>it's unbecoming of my laziness to get up early to train with my college sports team
>I'm often a little embarrassed when I'm immediately the center of attention outside of my college town just by talking about where I study and the extracurricular activities that I have done

How's that?

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>owns big house
>rent basement to couple of friends
>they pay my bills and mortgage
>on disability from work for ~1 year now
>no expenses + big cheque every month
>only hard part is trying to resist spending all my monies
>have drugs
>have sex
i think i made it brobots

>>34453837
>tfw obvious massive bulge whenever I wear shorts or jeans