>cute guy in class saw me eating my boogers

>guy in class looks like a fellow retard
>figured we could partner up when we had to
>come into class
>he's talking to his friends
>tfw betrayed

>>34450283
could be worse, he could have caught you sampling your vaginal yeast culture

If you're hot, then it's okay.

>>34450283

post boogers with timestamp

>>34450341
would it shock you if I told you I'm not attractive at all?

put boogers on your tits and post pics

>>34450395

Determining this is up to the experts on this boards, not you

>>34450452
i don't a camera or any pictures of myself

>>34450516
>i don't a camera or any pictures of myself

thats obviously not a lie

>>34450283
How ladylike of you.

>>34450395
if you are ugly it doesn't matter if he saw you
he doesn't care about you at all

>>34450516
:/
How the hell are you posting then??!!?

he, too, has at some point done gross things in his life. no big deal, be like taytay and shake it off

>>34450283
>eating them in public
You have no one to blame but yourself.

>>34450602
on my pc

>>34450689
Use the webcam or google a picture of someone that realistically looks like you

>>34450602
REDDIT OUT OUT OUT

>>34450283
I saw the girl in front of me "secretly" pull a shitload of hair from her brush and put it in her purse so no one could see it as she used the brush.

I wasn't even bothered, it really humanized her as a person to me but I do have a shit load of hair myself so iktfw

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REEEEEEEEEEEEE BE MY GF

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>>34450735
ok, I googled autistic woman, I look like a less fat version of this woman that raped her baby daughter.
>Woman rapes infant daughter, allowed a man she met online to have sex with her baby & gets pregnant by an 16 yr old autistic boy
>>34450788
I thought you said out of her bush at first.

>>34450788
once asked this guy how he was confident to go up to any girl and just talk to them with ease he said to imagine them take a nice meaty shit and how that humanizes them for him

>>34450834
also i have dark hair

>>34450834
Makeup, doing your hair and nails, working out , and surgery do wonders. Just as long as you are not asymmetrical it's all good

>>34450834
I see hundreds of girls in my college who look like a less fat veraion of this.

>>34450283
that's gross, dude

because you're a dude and you said another dude is cute, fag

ALRIGHT THAT'S IT
WE NEED SOME
GOD
DAMN
STANDARDS AROUND HERE

WHAT ARE WE A BUNCH OF SLOBS
A BUNCH OF ITALIAN STRAPPED LEATHER BOOTS SLOBS
GET A HOLD OF YOURSELVES LADS AND FEMS
SOMETHING NEEDS TO BE DONE

STOP EATING YOUR
GOD
DAMN
BOOGERS WOMAN FUCK

>>34450283
Thats disgusting though. How do you even bring yourself to do it???

>>34451114
how do you not? I do it without even thinking.

>>34451145
We know social cues

would breed OP
>requires less calories, harder to starve out
>has vigorous immune system from consuming own nasal excretions
>can choose the right choice against social pressures due to lack of shame
imagine how powerful our bloodline would be

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>>34451145
You arent supposed to be eating them. Also the reason you are probably on this board. Learn how to be hygienic m8.

>>34451240
>You arent supposed to be eating them
then why are they so yummy?

>>34451114
>disgusting
it's literally 3 centimeters from your mouth and basically the same orifice, how is it disgusting

>>34451255
If they taste sugary for you, you should consider visiting a doctor and getting checked for diabetes.
>>34451278
Mucus filters out air as you breathe in. When you eat boogers, all the stuff that got caught when you were breathing, goes straight into you.

>>34451323
>When you eat boogers, all the stuff that got caught when you were breathing, goes straight into you.
mucus isn't a micropore membrane filter, you still get lots of that shit inside of you when normally breathing

fact: eating your boogers boosts your immune system by introducing pathogens to your body in stable doses. this is the true path of the ubermensch, hitler did it, you should too.