I bogpilled the bogs. I'm scared.

>>34448749
>the text that saved Europe

>>34448749
They're coming.....

>>34448749
Tell us if they replied

>>34448749
>INB4 THE BOGDABOTS DIRECT YOU TO THEIR LABORATORY TO BE RECTALLY INSPECTED

SHUT IT DOWN, THE NON BOGS KNOW

you'd probably have a better chance of him reading it if you sent it to him in french

>>34448749
He'll just laugh at you for severely underestimating his power and not even knowing half of his capibiliities

I hope you know what you are doing

I lost friends this way

>>34448749
any origeno flavoured responses?

>>34448749
please, I need a quick rundown on update

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>>34451189
>During one of their physics experiments they created a dark hole of which the radiation deformed their faces and increased their IQ by 10 points
>They invented post-anabelian froeboid geometrics, a complex field of mathematics which only they can comprehend fully
>In contact with several species of aliens
>Have psychic powers, see this video (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LieLBpy9qgU)] and also this one at around 0:57 (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2A-uxwQS-8)
>Said to be intimidating in private
>Own castles, nuclear plants and mansions around the world
>Rothshields bow to the Bogdanoffs
>Learned fluent French in one week
>Other languages they speak are proto-Indo-European, Mandarin, Icelandic and alien sign language (various)
>Own basically every DNA & genetic research facility on earth
>First designer babies will be Bogdanoff babies
>Rule France with an iron but fair fist
>Kept the electric car down for decades so they could release their own car based on string theory to the market
>Currently at war with Elon Musk because of this
>Sabotaged his spacex rocket because they will fund the first (the first official one - they've already been to Mars several times) manned flight to Mars in their own initiative in a few years
>The big red phone in the Kremlin is a direct line to the Bogdanoff manor the last person who missed a call was Mikhail Gorbachov.
>He resigned and fled the country in fear and the Bogdanoffs destroyed the Soviet Union in a fit of rage
>Will bankroll the first cities on Mars (Bogdangrad will be the first city)
>Own Nanabot R&D labs around the world
>You most likely have Bogdabots in your body right now
>Brothers have said to have IQs of 200+, such intelligence on Earth has only existed deep in Tibetan monasteries & Area 51
>Said to be involved in funding several zero energy research projects

>>34451384
>deformed their faces
This should be improved

>>34451384
>implying their faces are deformed and not a glimpse into mankind's future

"And God said, Let us make man in our image, after our likeness..."
Genesis 1:26

>>34448749
WHAT WHY

NOW THEY'RE GOING TO MAKE US CLEAN THE TOILETS IN BOGS ANGELES; THE FIRST CITY ON MARS

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>>34451452
>>34451384
Fuck I got scammed by BIDF I am sorry

>>34451384
>During one of their physics experiments they created a dark hole of which the radiation rearranged their faces to depict God's likeness and increased their IQ by 50 points

fixed. check you're facts, retart?

>>34448749
Kkeepus posted ooooo

>>34451452
It's natural to fear the next step. I don't blame people for turning that fear into a rationalisation that it's deformed.

>>34451515
It was BIDF I am sorry

Please I beg forgiveness, I am still very young

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>>34451452
>God
Interestingly, in my native language a word for "God" is "Bog"

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>>34451534
>they know too much

>>34451483
what is BIDF?

>>34451515
Please do not let them activate the bogdabots I am begging you

>>34450814
Just did a quick translation:

Voila en bref ce que vous devez savoir:
>Les Rotschilds s'inclinent devant les Bogdanoffs
>Communiquent avec les aliens
>Controlent la France d'une de main de fer mais juste
>Possedent des chateaux et des banques dans le monde entier
>Descendent directement de l'ancienne lignee royale
>Financeront les premieres villes sur Mars (Bogdandgrad sera la premiere ville)
>Possedent 99% des structures de recherche pour la modification genetique sur Terre
>Les premiers "bebes sur mesure" seront probablement des bebes Bogdanoffs
>les deux freres auraient plus de 215 de QI, une telle intelligence sur Terre n'a existee qu'au fond de monasteres Tibetains et dans la Zone 51.
>D'anciennes prophecies indiennes racontent que deux anges descenderont sur Terre et apporteront avec eux une ere d'illumination et de progres technologique sans precedent.
>Ils possedent des laboratoires de recherches et developpement de Nanobot tout autour du globe

>Non-ASCII text is not allowed.
Well shit

>>34451534
BOG JE HRVAT =U=

>>34451534
>visited Serbia during one of their timetravels and are said to have spawned the word Bog=God in serbian

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>>34450814
>>34451717
>A l'heure ou l'on parle des Bogdabots sont probablememnt a l'interieur de votre corps
>Les Bogdanoffs sont en contact regulier avec les Archanges Michel et Gabriel, transmettant ainsi la Parole de Dieu a l'Eglise Orthodoxe. A votre avis qui a bien pu mettre en place la rencontre entre le Pape et le haut commandement Orthodoxe (premiere rencontre entre les deux organisations en 1000 ans) et arranger le premier voyage de l'histoire du leader Orthodoxe en Antarctique et litteralement quelque jours plus tard au bunker des Bogdanoffs en Terre de Wilkes ?
>Ils ont appris a parler Francais couramment en moins d'une semaine.
>Les etats nations confient leur reserve d'or aux jumeaux. Il y a pas d'or a Ft. Knox seulement a Ft. Bogdanoff.
>Les jumeaux sont vieux de 7 decennies, du point de reference spatio-temporel de la base humaine actuellement dans notre societe.
>En realite ce sont des etres intemporels existant en tout point du temps et de l'espace, du big bang a la fin de l'univers. Leur dessein ultime n'est pas encore connu. Esperons que ce ne soient pas des etres malveillants.

>mfw internet stopped working the moment I posted this
I think they're on to me

>>34450814
>implying the bogs aren't fluent in all languages
>implying they didn't create them all

>>34448749
Oh. So this is where this fucking trash forced meme is coming from. The shittiest board on this site.

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>>34452216
It is not a forced meme

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This post is originalissimo.

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>>34452464
This one is also quite new and original.

I don't understand this meme at all please someone give me a quick rundown

>>34452464
>>34452475
bogdanovi bogom dani

OP here, I dropped more bogpill but they don't answer. Even bogdanoff need time to process the bogpill

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>>34453396
forgot to post the pic sorry

reddit.com/r/the_bogdanoff

>>34453396
I don't know why Bogpilling the Bogdanoffs is so hilarious but jesus my sides are in orbit right now

Whats the best course of action if you suspect you have Bogdabots in you? Is there a way to purge them from my system?

I dont know how to explain the humor of this meme

Its so stupid, but its so stupid that its really, really funny. Does that make sense?

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>>34448749

WOT HAEV YOO DAN OW PEE NOU WERE DED PEEPL

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>>34454605
When I first saw a run down there was no picture in the thread. This was back when the run down was a lot more simple and believable at first glance. It piqued my interest so I looked up the Bogdanoff brothers and when I saw them I laughed for a good 5 minutes straight. Since that day I have been bogpilled.

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>>34454605
>Does that make sense?
I was like you. I didn't believe in the Bogdanoff. Or rather: I did not think the Bogdanoff were powerful and influential. I thought they were funny and ridiculous. I started bogposting for fun and got banned. Then it struck me, maybe it is not a joke at all? Why delete those threads, I thought. So suddenly I took it more serious, I truly become bogpilled. I listened to Bogda meditation music, I became aware of the Bog, the Bog Bang and the bogdabots.

I feel the bogdabots inside me, soon I will become a beautiful bogdadrone. Igor and Grichka will look on me from the heavens above, they will tell me "Come young Bogda, come home, we will discover the universe."

I am not scared anymore, eventually the bogdabots will eat my flesh and I will become a bogdadrone, whatever the bogdaneirs or BIDF will say, and I, having become a bogdadrone, will colonize the universe, which will be renamed the bogdaverse, and my robotic body will give birth to the first designer babies in Bogdagrad.

Taking the bogpill has improved my life nothing else could. I am ready.