What have you done today to reclaim your masculinity?

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>>34448430
Not today, but recently. Let's have storytime, although I brace for the inevitable >normo git ut

>be at friends place
>he's hosting a small party
>more like ten people drinking lots in a circle
>one girl is there
>basically the only girl in that friend circle
>on party I hosted in the past she kind of crashed at my place being shitfaced and we fucked and next day we went on as normal
>at friend's party she brings her bf
>he knows about that evening between me and her
>tries to be perceived as alpha by people
>I'm having none of it
>just for fun start flirting with girl a bit, nothing serious
>she jokingly joins in
>can see him steam
later
>play ring of fire
>quite tipsy already
>girl is drunk
>at one point she suddenly looks at me
>talks really drunk
>"anon, I'm so happy we had a thing. You know, you are the only intelligent guy I ever got. Ever other guy was so stupid and I thought that must be because of me. Thank you anon "
>howtorespond.jpg
>"yeah, you're welcome gurl"
>corner of my eye I see how his face kind of crumbles
>suddenly realise how horrible her speech must have sounded for him
>he is even more into trying to seem alpha now
>draws a mate card from the game and chooses me (means we always have to drink together, no matter who gets the penalty)
>I'm having a fun time angering him by now, so I say "you sure you can handle that?"
>"yeah, I'm from xyz, we drink lots there"
>aight
>start making mistakes on purpose now all the time so the mate rule lets us both drink for it
>drink lots in a very short time while some friends notice what I'm doing
>later he's really shitfaced, hardly reacts to people
>suddenly rushes to toilet and starts vomiting
>girl breaks into tears and screams "you promised not to drink too much"
>internalsmugface
My friends love retelling this tale

>>34448430
What's masculinity? Is it a feeling, or do I need to act according to what society tells me, or is it acting in a way that makes me feel masculine?
I have no idea what this means.

>>34448880
As I see it, asserting dominance. Especially over other males

>>34448846
Nice one

With how feminized males have become most are easy to dominate

>>34448963
Anon here, glad you appreciated it. And yes, dominance has become easy. I am neither tall nor fit but I somehow developed a huge ego. That seems to be enough to shrink most guys around me

>>34448920

the only men I talk to are my dad and my one friend kek

>>34448880
>What's masculinity?
Get out roastie.

>>34449134
I am male, and I don't understand it. Is it really just dominating other people, like >>34448920 said?
I get what some of the stereotypically masculine traits are, but I don't get the idea of wanting to fulfill those. I have a really masculine jacket, and I hate how masculine it looks and feel ashamed while wearing it. I don't get it.

>>34448846
Who the fuck was the retarded that made this image? Trump doesn't drink you retarded.

>>34448920
>being an asshole makes you masculine
>in the modern age
>where there's no consequence for your actions other than embarrassment and a firm talking to

nice try fagtron

>>34448430
>reclaim your masculinity

go outside, work out, chill out and don't act like the male version of a tumblrina

do my job with zero complaining

enjoy some rock and roll and the freedom to go deaf early

>>34448920
>>34449237
I git really gud at martial arts.
I train as security ward.
> be me.
> 5'6 "ninja" manlet (13+ years of martial arts, practice literally every day)
>company starts a program of physical conditioning and combat training.
>Inmediatly put as counselor of classes.
> bosses train with me, surprised how kwonledgeable i am.
> being 5'6 still, some lankets and company Chad want to spar to test me.
> btfo lankets in less than 10 sec.
> btfo 7'2 Chad with superior boxing and wrestling.
> alpha status attained, +10 respect points.
Feels good senpai.

>>34448920
It's asserting your own freedom.

>>34449714
*I work as security ward

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took the key from mommy's purse
i put it back when i was finished