I'm going to redpill you guys like a pro

>>34442887
I would grade this high school essay a C but that's only because I know /r9k/ and you summed it up pretty lame.

>>34442887
Yeah this was pretty gay, and this is common knowledge this is the first red pill most people encounter is the 80/20 rule or as you put it AF/BB.

But off to a good start none the less

The only thing women truly despise is weakness

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>>34443044
>Yeah this was pretty gay

>>34443075
>Thinking I meant it literally
>I meant it literally
>Literally
>JUST

You are setting yourself up anon.. I would advise a different stratedgy

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>>34443142
I did take it literally, because I am into you anon.

>>34443218
Stranger in the tub later?
>Am I allowed to think about you in the tub?

>>34443278
Of course, only if I am top though.

But I have never had any desire to fuck random men or the entire football team.
I've only wanted a nice warm partner to be nice and warm and close to. I want to kiss him on the forehead and be familiar with each others little behaviors, quirks, and likes. This can only be achieved with time (not the forehead kissing though, but I really like that one). The whole football team isn't going to KNOW me, and I'm not going to know them. I want his brain and spirit; soul, not his dick.

>>34443322
Would you date me if I had a 3.5 inch dick, but had everything else.

>>34443322
OP is a nigger who thinks only African Americans play sports. He doesn't realize there are more leagues than the NBA.

Also when you're in front of a hot athlete you'll think otherwise. It's like hentai in 3D. You'll melt .

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>>34443353
I was on the football team no joke. I was the center.

>>34443348
Yes, if I were single.
I met someone on here about two years ago and have remained with him as my first and only relationship. I have never asked for nudes or about the size of his penis during this time, as it is not very important to me. The only interest I have in sex would be if it were something he, as a male, physically needed.

>>34443353
I do not think so. I have never really felt much for physical attraction or had crushes on men. I like to take care of something though.

>>34443402
But would you have sex with me?

>>34443450
With you in a hypothetical situation where I am single, or with you right now?
If the first: yes, if we entered a long-term relationship and it was clearly something you needed as a male.
If the second: no. I will not.

The real red-pill is to realize that /r9k/ isn't ousted as much as they'd like to believe, you fucking idiots are spending each day whining about normies as much as normies whine about each other.

Devoting yourselves to a passion of complaining about trivial drama and embarrassing fetishes or the one that got away, yet you don't realize that you are basically being a fucking normie.

To halves of the same coin. "HURR DURR IM KHV AND I DONT KNOW HOW TO SPEAK TO PEOPL", you are basically saying, "I'm spending most of my time worrying about what others think of me and how I am perceived by others" this is the undertone of your posts.

Your status doesn't matter, neither do the people around you that boast about theirs, you dug yourself into a hole just like the rest of the normies.

All you care about is sex and social interactions, you are the same as everyone else and it's only you who over exaggerates every situation.

>>34443463
Thats sounds good. Sounds a bit too rapey to me personally.

>>34443278
ARE YOU THINKING OF ME YET ANON?

>>34443547
Holy shit this

Ravifuckingoli

>>34443604
I LIKE RAVIOLI

>>34443590
No you faggot I was totally joking

Go shove a broomstick up your ass

>>34442887
What a dumb gay rant

>>34443627
I'll surely shove something intresting and sensual up your ass.

>>34443547
Saving this to copypasta

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>>34443644
>What a dumb gay rant
Is that what you think anon?

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>>34443547
>mfw I read your top teir copypasta

>>34443571
Rapey? What do you mean?

>>34443771
Having sex with someone who sees it as a chore. I feel like I would be taking advantage of you.

>>34443911
Oh, maybe.
I could probably get into it, but I don't really actively want it in the way I expect most males do. But I like being spoken softly to and having hands running over my skin lightly, so if part of it includes that, I could probably find it an enjoyable experience.