>need to shit but parents friends are over

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>take shit in dorm bathroom
>it smells
>finish
>immediately after I walk out roommate walks in
>*sniff* *sniff*
>"WHOOO"

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>parents friends are over
>want to get some food
>put on my best face and go on my way
>mom:"he's out his cave, haha! say hi anon"
>"hi everyone"
>grab a slice of pizza
>hear them laughing and whispering behind my back

Just shit upstairs or in your basement.

>I-I'm a poorfag that doesn't have those things

Kill yourself.

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>>34439073
Take a shit in front of them and develop some character. Digits

>>34439128
you're a moron origiggii

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>>34439120
Someday you will enact your revenge

>>34439164
you're a moron origiiojfiso

>tfw spicy farts
nice

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>>34439108
I have a story about this
>freshman year of college
>pipes on the floor are fucked up
>if someone poops, everyone in the entire hall can smell it
>for that reason it's a rule that you're not allowed to do that on the floor
>someone keeps doing it
>people think it's me because I'm a robot
>not me tho I'm a good boy
>they start leaving threatening letters under my door
>they start accusing me of peeing all over the floor too because someone is also doing that
>pic related, a sign someone posted in the bathroom directed at me
>genuinely scared walking down the hall for the next few weeks until it blows over
>all because of some asshole who likes to take fat shits

>>34439073
shit in your hand and wipe it on their faces.

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>>34439073
>none of our washrooms have vents
>upstairs washroom is right next to my room and where I sit and sleep
>downstairs washroom is a stone's throw from the kitchen
>constantly hearing people piss and shit
>constantly smelling shits as I go make myself food in the kitchen
>dad gets mad when I open a window when I take a shit
>he constantly has diarrhea all over the bowl and seat and never cleans it