Would you drive on the Seven Mile Bridge in the Florida Keys?

>>34438514
Then my sides will have reached the ocean

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>car sinks to bottom of the ocean
>you die slowly from lack of oxygen
>try to force car door open but it just lets water into the car
>the water pressure prevents you from opening it enough to get out

>7 miles
No thanks

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>>34438514
Then you're gonna ned this

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>>34438514
>it's a fall into the middle of the ocean dream

>>34438514
don't be a fucking original stupid fucking moron idiot bitch fucking piss nigger shitter and your car won't flip over the side

>>34438605
You're supposed to let your car fill up with water and right before it reaches the roof, take one last breath and let it fill up. When your car fills up, you can open the door and escape to the surface.

>giving a shit

guys please don't do this

>>34438823
What if the person next to you is an idiot bitch fucking piss nigger and knocks you over?

>>34438843
then you run out of breath from panicking so bad and drown by the time you start swimming to the surface

what if i sock you in the gut, nerd?

>>34438923
ment for >>34438883


orreally

>>34438514
that water looks really shallow, i bet you would be able to stand on it. why else would you build a really long bridge across there

>>34438514
How is this any different from driving along a somewhat steep coastline for 7 miles?

>>34438990
dying instantly or dying over time

>>34438514
How tf did they build that

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Did tou guys know that 100% of people who breathe and drink water die later in life?

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Yes, I would. I wouldn't flip my car over the side because I'm not a brain dead retard who can't even into driving.

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I drive this almost monthly, I love it.

>>34438514
I've done it like 20 times. It's really cool

t. Florida fag

>>34438605
>>34438843
No you're supposed to open your window right away so you can get out through the window.

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>>34439052
You're driving on the middle of the seven mile bridge when this guy pulls ahead of you and starts shooting at your tires. Your car starts to swerve and he bumps his car into yours. What do?

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You are more likely to die from a head-on collision from a sleeping mexican crossing the medium than falling into the ocean

t. floridian

>>34439037
Conclusion: water and/or oxygen is poison. Stop consuming those substances and you'll live

>>34439127
*teleports behind*
*unleashes vorpal cross slash *
*clinks no dachi back into holster*
nothin personnel

>>34438892
You'd be amazed at what your body can do on situations like that.

>>34438514

>Would you drive on the Seven Mile Bridge in the Florida Keys?
yes
>What if your car flipped over the side?
i can swim

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>>34438605
>Car sinks to the bottom of the ocean
>Water is no more than 10 feet deep

You're not that good at planning out suicides anon

>>34438514
>what if your car flipped over the side

Then I could finally know peace from this misery.

>>34438982
Can't you see the boats, retard? If you could stand on it, why build a bridge and not a regular road? wtf, is this bait?

>>34439428
They actually are poisons. You can get water poisoning if you drink too much water and oxygen slowly oxidises brain tissue.

Isn't that the bridge from True lies?

It would be awesome to drive it and experience the view. Especially driving from the Keys into miami in a nice muscle car with the sun setting, some synthwave in the background. Speeding like a bat out of hell. My new dream.

>>34438514
I have before, it's pretty awesome desu.
I recommend it to everyone here (and going to the keys in general, best vacation spot ever in Florida).

>>34438514
I've been on it, was pretty boring

Looks like a fun bridge for a top speed run. What's law enforcement presence like?

>>34438514

I have driven on this bridge.

It's not a big deal. We have a lot of long bridges in Florida.

>What if your car flipped over the side?

The walls on either side of the bridge are too high for that.