Is 4chan real or are you all just voices in my head?

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>>34437340
Voices? Nah, we aren't that cool. We're just a bunch of neatly arranged text.

>>34437340
Nah it's all an illusion. Believe the voices inside your head.

Definitely voices. Now go attend to your itchy asscrack.

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>>34437472
Otay, sir

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>>34437666
>666
What did keku mean by this?
Brekekekekekekekekekekekekeke
Reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee
PrAiSe Be!

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Do you think you're clever enough to come up with all the things that are posted here? Not that it's an unachievably high bar, but still.

>>34437340
A little from column A, and a little from column B

>>34437340
If you hear voices that tell you to kill people, it's not other people, it's god.

There are only two people on 4chan.
Me and you.
All other posters are just very fast trade computers that I have access to for market manipulation. Really, it's just me and you.