no longer a virgem

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Congratulations you took the easy way out, now the rest of your days will be the easy way out

>>34437318
>uh ohh , body goes numb
>feel nothing and condor feels weird
>she rolls onto her back and tells me to start fugging
>try ramming my weenie into vagoo
>wtf.rar
>not go in
>she move weewee tube downward and it slides in
>ok , slide it in and out dont feel much
> try doing the porno style ball slappy secks
>pump with the strength of a thousand screaming toads , speed is becoming greater than nine thousand

>>34437318
>wtf , this is actually hard work
> feels almost as exausting as running
>get really tired but still smashing
>still feel nothing in my weener
>gook is making gook noises and pretending to cum
>trying really hard not to laugh at her
>strong urges to punch her
>roll her over and fug doggy style
>im bored now , it has been ten or 15 minuites and im not cumming any time soon and my legs are cramped

>>34437318
>Finnaly i get out of her and ask for hj
> she removes condor and begins the spank
>lots of lotion
>feels good
>nearly about to nut
>her arm gets tired twice and she has to switch arms
>benis is actually pretty sore by now
> get her to sit on my chest and play with my balls , i gib myself hj
> nut
Clean myself off and dress then get my shit and bike home

>>34437362
I have been treated badly by women all my life and been told that sex is some sort of holy grail teir of an experience, i finally was able to treat a woman like shit and got to find out that sex is highly overrated , im now a bit more confidant and feel like a massive weight has been lifted from my shoulders , i completed my new years resolution in the first month of 2017 , making me one of the 10%of people who actually do so , what have you done recently to alleviate your suffering?

This was the funniest thing I read all day.