When is the last time you had sex or a girlfriend?

Havent had sex since October 2016. So it hasn't been too long.

I moved to a new state and Im not in a college town so its hard to find horny sluts roaming around.

about a month or so. Creampied this 5.5/10 blonde but she was high t as fuck and I fucked her for 2 hours straight cause I fap a lot

Started working out a lot but found out that I have zero social skills no matter how fit I get. Still banging escorts, still working out.

>>34436497
Im a 21 yr old virgin and im huge so i dont think it matters

>>34436452
>32
>married
>wife never wants to have sex
>had sex on vacation in late 2014
>she got pregnant (which is not a bad thing)
>no sex during pregnancy or after baby was born
>a few months ago decide we'll have a second kid
>finally going to have to have a lot of sex to try and get her pregnant
>she gets pregnant the after first fucking time
most people would say this sounds pretty miserable or ask why i'm married to her. honestly, sex isn't really that important to me. she takes good care of our kid and is generally a reasonable and good person, so i don't even really care about the lack of sex anymore. also inb4 she is cheating on me. i have considered that before and have never found even a shred of evidence.

>>34436452
>May 2016
>Visit friends who go to uni in another city
>Go to the gaming society they are part of
>Start talking to girl there
>Little chubby, but cute as fuck
>She wants to take me back to her place
>Fuck yes
>We fuck for hours
>She has a giant oral fixation
>We eventually fall asleep with my cock in her mouth
>Wake up to her deepthroating my cock
>This girl is perfect
>I now go visit friends just to fuck this girl
>Life is good

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>>34436452
>non-virgin
>robots'
OFF MY BOOOOOOOOOOAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRDDDDDDDDDDDDD

Last week. I have a live in gf.

>>34436452
Couple days ago. I've had this girl I've been on and off with for the past 2 years but she just turned 18 and moved out so we've been hanging out and fucking more.


She's on the pill so I do it raw

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>>34436452

December of 2016.

>break up with gf
>get on tinder
>start talking to some girls, vibe a little better with one of the girls
>plan to meet up on a Sunday afternoon
>talk and decide to meet up that Saturday night instead
>meet up, have a nice conversation and I invite her back to my place
>fuck that night, talk afterwards about our situation
>girl told me she was having fun on tinder but was ready for something more serious after meeting me
>being fresh out of a relationship, i told her i was interested in the opposite for the time being
>walk her outside, i can hear the sadness in her voice as we get nearer to her car
>feel mixed emotions about what i did

I sometimes wonder what would have happened if I decided to try something with that girl, She was 18, much more perceptive than someone her age should be yet still lacking in emotional maturity.

My last proper relationship was 2 years ago

Last time I had sex was October

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>>34436452
>non-virgin robots

The Apocalypse is finally here and the final nail has been slammed into the coffin. R9k is now officially, 100% unequivocally a fucking normie board.

It's over.

I am currently in a sexual relationship but the longest I went without it was about 2 yrs 3 months

I made a conscious decision to take myself off the market for a little while after a bad breakup to work on myself. I never intended it to be so long but that's what it took in the end.

During that time I lost 50lbs, cut way down on alcohol and drugs, went to therapy for panic attacks and made a bunch of new friends.

When I decided I was ready to try again I dated a string of about 15 girls from tinder before settling on one and I am now in the best relationship of my life. The whole thing was totally worth it.

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fucked a girl this morning
wasn't able to cum since I'm on prozac
girl I really like is coming over tomorrow night and we'll probably sleep together
hoping I'll be able to finish then since I'd hate to hurt her feelings by not cumming

>>34436843
>>meet up, have a nice conversation and I invite her back to my place
Where did you meet up anon? A bar for drinks or?

Sex last weekend.

Girlfriend a few months ago.

My last relationship was recently like 3 months ago and last time I had sex was the same time I miss it but I'm slowly getting use life without it.

What's the point of browsing this board any longer

Paid for two hours with a high end escort last month as a birthday gift. She says most of her customers are young nerds/old men. She was a solid 10 and at least pretended to be interested in what I had to say. for 300$ I'd say it was good value. She took it up the ass too.

6 years, and was Goldy lucky it even happened

>>34436452
>Last time.
Almost a year ago. Used to have a fuckbuddy, things got weirdly close, and we diverged.

>How do you feel without it?
Less horny as time has gone on, although I am losing the security and confidence that sex gave me.

>>34437015
>>34438314
Chad wins again, faggots

I fucked some 37 years old single mother a few months ago, meet her ubering and we had a great connection, we meet a few days after and fucked her whole her kid was sleeping next room. We talked for a bit but she had too many issues and bailed out. She called me a few times but stopped after a few days

>>34436546
Just another reason to not marry. Fuck women. Seriously. Once you marry they get fat and their pussy dries up. Fuck them

>>34436452
Nov. 2016.
She was really pissy about the election, took it out on me, and I got tired of it.
>>34438064
>hoping I'll be able to finish then since I'd hate to hurt her feelings by not cumming

women will never understand the struggle.
hope you have big cums, bro.

>>34436452
Almost exactly one year ago, and I feel happy because she was horrible. I do want someone to share my life with again, though.

I currently have a gf but things have been feeling weird for the last week. We spent the night together on Sunday and were planning on spending Monday together. Then we woke up and she said she wanted to spend a day by herself.

Which I get, I guess, because we've only been dating for about a month and a half and we've been hanging out literally every day we can. Maybe she just needs space. It feels like we're still trying to establish those boundaries of "let's hang out" and "I just need to be alone today" so I'm trying to be patient.

It's bringing up a whole host of insecurities, though. Even though we're already making plans for day trips out of the city and what we want to do this summer something in me is just screaming that she's slowly trying to unplug from this thing. We had sex like a week ago and before that it had been almost two weeks. Which is weird because in the first month we were fucking literally every chance we got.

Maybe our libidos are balancing now or something. But again, my insecurities are having a field day. And when my insecurities start in I get clingy and desperate for validation and it inevitably pushes the women I date away. It's a sad, vicious fucking cycle and I hate it.

>>34436452
5 years ago. im pretty content, antipsychotics killed my libido anyways so i dont even want a gf anymore

>>34436671
>>34437015
>>34438314


There was actually a time, many years ago, when you whiny virgins didn't shit up every thread with your >tfwnogf horse shit. Just shut the fuck up and go find another thread.

>>34436452
you only get what you give

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>>34436452
I'm 31, and the last time I had sex was 2010.

The last time I had a legit girflriend was 2007.

Last February with a prostitute

Sex was October 2016, but the girl was legitimately insane and kept threatening to kill herself if I stopped talking to her so after I fucked her I just told her to leave and never replied to her messages again

Never had a gf

2005

Hooked up with an internet slut. She was pretty cute but only got interested when I brought up the fact I was a virgin.

I felt like shit afterwards for awhile, because she pretty much ghosted me after that. After a few weeks the feelings of shit subsided, and I decided it wasn't worth thinking about anymore. It also made me realize sex without emotional connection is a shitty, boring thing and you shouldn't dwell on it too much if you haven't fucked anything in your life, because I felt used and shitty for weeks afterward, like this bitch stole a part of me I can't get back.

Mid January 2014. Little over 3 years now. I was getting consistent sex from her for a couple months, but then she wanted to be my girlfriend. At what point do you just revirgin yourself?

>>34436452
13th with gf while dad was in the house.

Not my best experience.

>>34438991
I know that feel bro.

I was the "practice boyfriend" of a girl who was a virgin (so was I) and she was extremely eager to have sex.

She sucked my dick a few times but I was too nervous and never came and then she broke up with me to be with punk rock chad.

I figured she wanted to have awkward first-times sex with me to then have experienced sex with her real boyfriend.

Fair game desu but I legit had feelings for her.

>>34439167

>punk rock chad

Those are the worst. Lost quite a few crushes to those vile creatures. Or maybe it was emo boys. I don't know, it's been too long and i'm too old to remember all the labels. Either way, those dye-haired fucks with their guitar skills slayed many a pussy. Guess the game never really changes, huh?

Sorry to hear that shit dude, women, especially teen girls are fucking awful.

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>>34436452
literally never
why do you people bring this kind of bait here?

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>>34439294

>punk rock chad

Aka the shallow hardcore dude with a hard on for Code Orange barely above average looking dude who was too much of a pussy to join the high school football team.

Oh yeah, totally forgot about the stupid ass edge shit those fucks pretend to practice to seem better.

>>34439294
I was actually one of those guys, I went through punk rock and metal and goth and even emo, but like the beta version of them.

I just had a denim jacket with a few band patches and studs on them, but punk rock Chad had a leather jacket with twice as many patches and not just studs but spikes as well. I had blue spiked hair but punk rock Chad's hair was twice as tall, etc. I was into entry-level bands at first and punk rock Chad was into reeeal obscure bands.

It made me realize how all those scenes are no different whatsoever than the normies we were supposedly different from.

Basically I was reading this thread and decided that I'm not so dissimilar to the intense depth of faggotry these posters are exhibiting and so I will now take a few moments to contemplate my own ridiculousness in hopes I can be as not like this thread's posters.

>tfw going to commit suicide before I get to experience sex
What's it like guys?

>>34439604
It's like masturbating your whole body, and your mind, with another person.

There is also bad sex where a girl starfishes or she queefs or has a hairy asshole or she breaks your dick when she's on top.

>>34439604
It's less good than masturbation, but with the best porn you can imagine. Unless blowjob, blowjob is unreal.

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Yesterday.
GF is kina obsessed with my dick, especially sucking it. Been like this for 3 years.
Sometimes it just gets too much, but I won't turn her down because she likes it, obviously.