>tfw no qt azn gf How do I get one /r9k/

>>34426813
That's a man. Just letting you know.

>>34426821
I know, it's ok with me, she's(hes) cuter than most girls at my school

cheska u dirty whore

>>34426847
No he isnt, and hes fucking brown. SEA asians are like getting steak cooked well done. Completely ruins it, asians are white aka jap/kor/china

>>34427004
Don't talk about my waifu like that, she's not dirty!

>Go to OKCupid
>Set filter to Asian

Fucking hell, it's not difficult.

>>34427038
He actually is, you should come to my school anon, the women are not attractive compared to him. Also I really love tan and darker girls, as long as they're not niggers

>asian girls

they're gross narcissistic tiger moms

>>34427038
SEA have personalities though. They're not these porcelain doll autists you find in the north.

>>34427093
Also they have delicious food

>>34427065
>dating apps
>getting ANY messages at all from non-bots
???

>>34427038
Filipina girls (and boys) can be so cute because of their background, they're like Hispanics mixed with asians and I love it. Also it's so much easier to find a thicc SEA girl as opposed to a Japanese, Chinese or Korean one.

>>34427097
Uh huh, my ex's Mum always had based Viet food cooking whenever I visited.
>>34427173
And Filipinas actually know how to speak English. :^)

>>34426813
somebody dump pics of this bitch. or social media if she has any.. I saw a webm of her sucking dick and it was gnarly

>>34427173
>>34427196
filipinas are monkey peasants desu. they're also so white worshiping it's pathetic

>>34426813
You ask fucking 4chan how to get a gf? Gtfo

>>34427196
Yes and yes, all in all I find them to have a lot of attractive traits

>>34427217
Kek

ElOriginalooo

>>34427215
Fuck off, you're posting on /r9k/. What's more pathetic than that?

>>34427215
>Asian peasants that worship you and cook for you
Sounds terrible, count me out.

>>34427202
She has a tumblr I know, try reverse search maybe. Also that blow job video is killer, I love it

>>34427202
>Gnarly
Radical dude, let's hang ten down at the roller rink, cowabunga

it's a tranny makes a thread about himself episode thread again

>>34427298
I used to skateboard :(
live in new york though, upstate. don't hate

>>34427303
It's actually a pathetic beta makes a thread episode I think, unfortunately cheska doesn't start posting until later in the day. I pretty much stalk her, I would know.

t. Another pathetic beta

>>34427322
kill yourself, non-human

>>34427322
I'm not a pathetic beta, I've dated before, I just want a qt azn gf like it says. I hate almost all white girls at this point

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>>34427310
No problem, just letting you know it's dated

>>34426813
>tits that point in different directions
>fat face
>fat neck rolls

Holy shit you guys find this man attractive? Ew

>>34427272
>not realizing this leads to fucked up kids and relationship

having a retarded self hating woman is the worst

>>34427353
Trust me, Asians girls are NOT any better.

>>34427250
flips probably
>they think they're broken english makes them superior to other asians

fucking lol pathetic lbfm

>>34427384
>>34427384
>super skinny
>tilt head down and have same neck wrinkle
Also I wouldn't call that face fat, it's actually really round and soft looking, I think it's what makes him not look like a boy.

Also I'm not picky about boobs, plenty of women have weird tits too, they all feel nice in my hands or mouth though.

>>34427173
Top kek they are hideous and age like milk on the surface of the sun. They are the mexicans of the mongloid race.

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>>34427273
>Also that blow job video is killer, I love it

does s(he) get a a facial at the end?

eventually i am planning to become an expat in south east asia

still got my useless bachelors degree which i am now rounding up with a language correspondence apprenticeship and tefl certification and the most basic language certs in mandarin, japanese and korean

i wanna be that creepy western guy surrounded by lolis

>>34428167
No, unfortunately not. If they did I don't think I'd ever have to watch another video. I think the video is actually one of the higher up videos on the traps subreddit

>>34427173
Post thicc asians pls

>>34428179
I hope you get chemically castrated

they do that now you know

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>>34427202
she has some pretty nice titties hidden under there. I love her nipples and she posts here all the time just search cheska as username in the archive

>>34427202
http://surprise-itssteak.tumblr.com/
heres """her""" tumblr, she has a dick anon

>>34428332
Are those fake or real? They're bigger than most biological females

>>34428494
They are real, she said she's been on hormones for like over three years or something. Also I know, they're bigger than my ex girlfriends

>>34428494
they're real, she said she hasn't had any surgeries

ITT: Retards shilling an asian tranny for no reason

>>34428707
>t. jealous chestlet roastie

>>34426813
White guys can get asian gfs so easily, they can not be robots

>>34429187
>White guys can get asian gfs so easily, they can not be robots

White Normans yeah, if you're a 5'5 beta neckbeard, they will still turn you down. Well the ones that aren't chasing western money anyway.

>>34428179
>i wanna be that creepy western guy surrounded by lolis

Most civilized places in SEA don't accommodate to pedo's, and places that do, arn't really places you wanna travel to. Also due to really relaxed firearm laws there, most people are armed. I won't go around chasing kids there man, or do, fuck it I don't care either way.

>>34428494
Asian men are more feminine than most biological white pig women.

>>34426813
POST MORE OF THIS BITCH

>tfw met qt korean girl while studying abroad
>tfw we've been together for a year now
We're all gonna make it robots, don't give up

>>34430245
Which one of you moved to another country?

What are the chances I can get an Asian girl who will let me be a househusband, does that thing fly in their countries? I've always liked the idea of becoming one.

show the webm of her/him sucking cock. i love cheska

>>34430346
Both, we were studying in an international school in Europe.

>>34430435
I mean where the both of you moved after studying

>>34426813
>gf
You mean
>g(b)f

>>34430480
We're staying in the country we studied in, she found a good job here. Right now I'm totally financially dependant on her wich feels a bit bad. I had a job interview today that went pretty well so hopefully I'll be working as well.

>>34430573
Ok, best of luck to you!

>>34430429
lost the webm, but I got the video link saved
http://www.pornhub.com/view_video.php?viewkey=ph5823ea625ed1f
>tfw i'm not the one married to cheska and getting my cock polished

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>>34430631
Thank you anon
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>>34426813
I found mine on Tinder

Feels good :)

>>34426813
Whats her name? I must know....

>>34431394
Its Cheska and she posts on /r9k/, she's in other threads right now

>>34426813
elliots guaranteed

>Meet some FOB off of tinder
>Jap name
>Call her Kawaii
>Immediately ask for her snapchat
>After she gives it immediately ask for "cute pics"
>she tells me her front cameras broken so she cant talk selfies
>"Thats why phones have two cameras dummy :)"
>Lmao's me and doesnt send anything
>A few hours later ask her if she wants to see my huge dick
>She doesnt respond

Fucking roastie slut, why go on a hookup APP and act like a fucking prude. Cunt

>>34431648
honestly you just sound autistic lmao

>>34427418

their*

t. Filipino

>>34430379
Nope. Asians are raised to be competent.

asxasx

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Watched her and her gf stream their sexual stuff a few times. Pretty hot, too.

>>34432592
They're married now so its husband and wife.

>>34432701

They're married? Never knew that. But then haven't spoken to Cheska in a while, only when ever I played PoE.

>>34432728
Shit dude you have her contact info?
Hook me up with that

>>34432701
>They're married now so its husband and wife.

>try becoming a girl
>still have a gf/wife

for what purpose

>>34433870
She's the wife and has a husband.

>>34428332
Those are massive, how the fuck does a boy grow tits like that...

I uh, I want to suck on them

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>literally 8/10
>no qt East Asian gf
What the fuck is going on?

Cheska me and you should hook up and play fighting vidya, and you could teach me to be alpha as fuck all the time not just when I'm super high and shut like right now. Anyway, like I was saying, I can't really remember what I was saying, but we could gay anime cartoons out in public, and girls will be like girl you see that Asian girl heffer thinks she's all that, and you would be flattered and some shit, and I would be like I wish I was gay, because I wouldn't be so lonely, and you would be like awww and buy me a slurpee to make me feel better, and I would get eadted and show you how to pull NAD pussy at night with like a few dollars and shut but yeah I don't really know where I'm going with this anyway love you cheska your number 5 fan

>>34435873
Dude what did I just read

>>34432592
What does she look like?
Oregano