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We could be leaving our parents houses right now and meeting

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We could be leaving our parents houses right now and meeting up to live like nomads/thiefs/workers/immigrants/squatters/upstart businessmen/drug dealers and million more things, but for some reason we dont. Why? If we made a band in real life we could literally do anything.
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>>34425675
yeah but see that isn't the case
>You need food
>You need money to buy food
>You need a permanent residence to get a bank account so you can get paid so you can buy food
>You need a job so you can put money in your bank account so you can buy food
>You need a job so you can put money in your bank account so you can buy food only for the government to tax you to death anyway
you didn't stave right away
but you still starve

Do you see where this is going?
You can't be a nomad in this day in age
without having the IRS or some other tax agency up your ass because you didn't pay your taxes while living your nomadic lifestyle
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>>34425734
What an absolutely degraded abhorred post. OP is implying becoming [VAGRANTS]

Our War-Band would simply pillage for our needs..
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>round up the biggest bunch of sad/angry beta males in one place

It would go badly and fast
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>>34425775
Alright so we become a totally disorganized band of riff raff who agree on things as a group by shouting and screaming unanimously since there's no one competent or motivational enough to lead a group of 18-30 somethings who are all mildly to severely autistic out of shape and or obese no income and live at home or neets


against
the local police force swat teams and or the military

>bunch of neets died cowering screaming for their mothers in a firestorm of bullets
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>>34425784
No it would go swimmingly. Our edge would know no bound, seek no respite. We'll cut the throats of the Stacys' and cut open their bodies..From there we will move their carcasses to the beds of every Chad. Residing inside the cold de-organed bodies..Our bretren shall wait patiently for our prey. All conception of the time of our lives, Chad has been better than US..He has suckled at the glorious nip of other women other than his mother- than laying that woman down to ram her..All the while we never even

>LICKED

the warm cheek of a lady..Yes as we wait inside the carcass of each various individual Stacy, we collectively hear our prospective arch-nemesis' rumble into their bedroom! Our stomache COILS with warmth being aware our prey is so close.

>"Time to Duwang you Stacy!"

As Chad approaches, we unsheath our tendie; Hardened from the dampness of the room and residual stomach acid from Stacy's debalmed body.

The Tendie STRIKES DEEP DOWN CHAD'S throat..By the time he even can comprehend the situation, he the aspxhiation elimimates him.

We triumplantly stand over Chad's corpse: "Tendie has no Weaknesses.
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>>34425896
But in seriousness though, no one said anything about going loud. We can easily recede innawoods, never staying in one location. Killing is easy and thievery is eady, its just the trouble of escape routes and luck. With 30 people in a -tribe-, -gang-, or whatever-- we could sufficiently assign certain occupations for every person.

>Thief
>Mugger
>Dealer
>Hitman
>Inhabitence Manager
>Executioners
>Foot-Soldier
>Wood Collect(janitor tier job)
>Woman harrasser
>Cutterz
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this thread is autistic as fuck
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>>34426026
>Thief
you'll get robbed blind
>Mugger
same as above
>Dealer
so you can all be impaired?
>Hitman
lol ok
>Inhabitence Manager
right i need someone to manage living conditions?
>Executioners
ISIS or Mexicans will do if you don't get killed
>Foot-Soldier
again fat bastards
>Wood Collect(janitor tier job)
i doubt anyone here is gonna know how to use a chainsaw or log splitter
>Woman harrasser
this applies to everyone here
>Cutterz
????????????

your crew failed before it even started take your ERP shit to soc
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