I was offered sex with a 21 year old girl today. In exchange,

this board needs more posts like this. godspeed anon, you made my night

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>>34419920
chuckled senpai, good job

>>34419920
My towns name is Ajax

>>34419969
That's the same name as my bathroom cleaner!

>>34419999
Because quads, i will only use this cleaner from now on.

>>34419920
Does Ajax remove blood stains? Need a response within the next 24 hours.

>>34419920
Love it.
I actually laughed on this board. Ha

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>>34419999
Ajax is the official bathroom cleaner of r9k from now on.

>Ironic shilling
Colgate-palmolive thanks you

>>34420147
I hope you're the bro from ajax. It would be amazing if you were, as using ajax in ajax would be amusing and appropriate

>>34419920
Now I'm actually gonna buy this shit.
Fuck you/thank you

>>34419920
Wht do these shits always need to be scented? Instead of neutral or chemical smell you got awful, tangy fake "natural" smell.

I also know Marshall

>>34419999
Checked, Im gonna go buy some Ajax bathroom cleaner right now, shame i haven't any Sham Wows to use with it. Sham Wows are, of course known as the most effective cloth for cleaning, and can absorb 10x as much water as its sponge counterpart!

>>34419920
My rottweilers name is ajax

>>34422468
edgy dog choice desu

>>34422468
My Chihuahuas name is Fanny.

>>34419920
I named my penis Rollo
>wut tf is this thread even

>>34419920
facebook copypasta jfc go away normie

Tfw these normans like this leddit tier humor. Fucking I want off this ride

>>34424968
My german shepherds name is Blondi.

>>34425577
>>34426192
this, the jokes been around for ages

>>34419920
>Shitty post, terrible joke

>This is now a bogthread

Old Facebook screencap of a reddit tier joke.

>>34419920
advertisers have picked up on 4chan's contribution to the Trump-campaign

this is the future

japmoot gun get rich

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>>34419920
Just like the chain emails my dad sends me.

That's some get gud marketing my Anon!

This is one of the old people jokes my dad would send me per email when he got one.

God I do miss that time

>>34420178
Bleach m9