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>less than an hour ago
>out with a friend
>both of us pull a French girl each (we're Britbongs)
>looks like we're going back to theirs
>en route home
>my one brings up EU referendum
>"i voted leave" I say
>omg im jewish, nazis, omg you racist, etc.
>don't get a shag, straight up says I'm not sleeping with you because you voted Leave
>friend gets shag because he's a good boy who voted Remain
wtf r9k. Still haven't fucked a girl yet I'm so angry, just here to drunk vent. Any similar stories anyone?
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Also I kicked a bin on the way home and now my foot really hurts
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think as you like, behave like the others
come on, robot
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>>34419177
I know its bad but I wish I had lied so badly now. I mentioned to a feminist English girl before that I voted Leave and she disagreed but kissed me anyway, thought it would work again. I'm fucking done with European girls.
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>>34419094
Especially if you're just trying to smash, the fuck are you doing talking about politics?
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nice pasta nigger
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>>34419094
you dumbass thats the place where you lie about your views to get dat poontang
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>>34419177
Lol, you fucking cuckhold.
>im fucking a man but its ok because i dont think like this honest
Just find women into the same shit, it's not hard.
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>>34419094
You should try lying every one in a while.
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>>34419094
>Lauren southern
Excellent taste my dude
At least you were able to get as far as you did. If another opportunity like this arises you will know that you have to bullshit your way into getting laid and basically act like a pathetic woman and minority worshipping cuck
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>>34419094
just laugh off or be charmingly evasive when it comes to political discussion with women. there's no point, anyway.
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>>34419122
wtf that face is so long and narrow
its like pencildick, but with a face
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Bullshit story:
1) Women will voluntarily fuck serial killers, hostage-takers and even dogs
2) Women say the opposite of what they subconsciously feel. (le I want a sensitive funny honest nice guy, just not you lolz)
3) A girl wouldn't fuck you anyway
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>>34419094
Yep. Never discuss politics with women. 99% of them don't have thought out opinions, just whatever they feel will make them appear more virtuous and compassionate.
Your answer is ALWAYS: "I'm not into politics and don't pay attention to it." If she presses, say you don't know enough about it to have an opinion. Then change the subject.
If you go along with their political ideals to get laid you become this guy. There is no winning move, so change the conversation.
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