Why is the plate censored?

>>34416571
Marry a beautiful Asian women and have qt hapa daughters? Yes, that's what I was thinking.

>>34416600
How about I fucking slash your throat if I ever hear you talk about my plate again.
Fucking faggot.

That middle plate better be strawberries, celery and peanut butter.
If it isn't then why the fuck even go through the effort of having blackberries and raspberries?

Low-energy snack platters are simply unacceptable.
I'm mad.

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>>34416571
The qt on the right is going places for sure
> mfw she's not even 7 and already has a brighter future than i do

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>>34416571
Men are built for reflection and hard-wired for restlessness--in life, in status, in wealth, etc.
Women are too preoccupied with themselves to reflect on such things.
Thus, if you wish to spare your offsprings from the miseries of life it is best to ensure that they are female.

>>34416571
I've seen this picture before and Photoshopped a POV dick from the lying-down position so it looked like they were crowding around someone and giving a handjob. I put it on Google Cardboard and went to town. A mighty good fap.

>>34416571
Too late.. I am already unzipping..

>>34417486
>>34417617
Alphas^^^
The rest of you are all pussies

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>>34417942
>sips beer slowly
Thank ye

>>34416600
because it's a birthday cake with the name of the girl

>>34416600
Japanese porn
What this is not original?