>when the autism hits

I refuse to believe this is real

Fuck off lad

Why would he want to sleep on the floor? That wouldn't be comfortable.

>>34416218
you're a terrible friend, lad
that is if you're actually friends with the person
if not, fuck em

Why didn't you just say yes

Ore

>being messaged by a girl
reeeeeeeeeeeeee normies get out out out out out

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>>34416218
So close to sealing the deal but you used your own shit to sign the contract

Don't worry anon I'm sure Chad was able to help her out :)

>>34416218
>not letting her sleep in your bed

Wow what a faggot, even I wouldnt fuck up like that.

>>34416787
Did you consider that he actually lives with his parents

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>>34416218
Fuck anyone, what you did was alpha as fuck and she will respect you more.

More like this? I don't care if its fake

i will show you the corrected dialogue

>you still up?
yeah
>can i sleep over at yours? i missed the bus :(:(:(
oh no!
yes, sweetums, thou art welcome in my land
i shall have the fresh linens brought out and my bed shall be made anew for thou - the floor shall be mine resting place in they honour
>what a gentleman!
>i'm on the way right now tee hee
hasten thee not, lass, the day is still young and hurrying addles the finer senses. but your company shall be in a finer sense the more, so i await thy graces humbly
>i'm so wet right now holy shit

>>34416218
>>34416232
I have these interactions with a girl upstairs almost daily

>anon I'm wasted can I come sleep with you
>no thanks

>anon can you come pick me up I'll pay you back in sexual favors ;) jkjkjk
>no I'm eating dinner

Seems autistic to on onlooker but I really just don't want any of it

>>34416218
If you don't care about this person then it's fine, but if you unintentionally fucked this up then your 'tism knows no bounds

I think OP reacted correctly.

>>34417135
this is what an alpha male would have done

>>34417334
Pretty sure you're right, wouldn't trust these hoes to enter my home

>>34416218
Would it have been too much to ask "can we share the bed?", why is it that so hard for women to make their intentions clear, or at least obvious?

If she just came back from a guy or from drinking then good on you m8

If it wasn't something degenerate like that then you fucked up big time