ITT: Things you'll never hear

>>34416190
> I love you
> Please don't leave me
> I need you here with me
> Thinking of you...
> Wish you were here right now

And
> DON'T WASTE YOR TOIME ON MEEE YOU'RE AWWWRREADYY THA VOIICE INSOIIDDEE MOOIII MOIIIND

>>34416227
> that last one
Kek. Thanks anon, I needed a good laugh

Orignakaolso

>>34416227
it's worse when they say all these things to you and don't really mean it

>I want you to put it in my ass

>>34416332
How can you tell?
Oriwoak

>>34416407
> ywn hear, "but I poop from there!"
Feels bad man

>>34416435

Holy shit if I ever hear that one I guess I would instantly cum, because of the sheer innocence or whatever

>>34416522
I'd die laughing

>>34416538
Can't believe that was an original comment.

Wonder how many times we write oregano without actually needing oregano...

>i'm proud of you son

You have been muted for 2 seconds, because your comment was not original.

>i knew it wasn't

>>34416414
because she had a bf while saying these things to me to keep me in orbit

>we, the bogdanoffs, accept you as member of our elite circle

>>34416633

>Here is your ring, your cloak and your falcon. Be wise.

>Hey I know we haven't seen each other in a long time but I miss you anon
I fucking miss her so much fuck

>>34416190
>Thank you for coming into my life

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>>34416801

That implies you made someone's life better, and I don't think us robots are able to do that. I just want a girl that comes and saves me.

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>You're funny anon
>You're cool anon
>I love you anon
>I'm proud of you anon
>Fuck me anon

>>34416332

That's not true. Not for me anyway. I've paid hookers extra to roleplay and say most of those. It feels good briefly.

>Please don't rape me, Anon!

>>34416190
>i need you
i hear this every time

>I need you to stay here all night
>I need you to take care of all this paper work
>I need you to take a look on these kids for me

fucking love this phrase

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>I love you anon
>Please don't leave
>I just want to be with you
>Is comfortable being with you
>I want to spend Christmas with you anon
>I want to spend New Year with you anon
>I love everything about you anon
>I love being with you anon
>I'm here to save you from hikkikomori life anon
>lets go to the festival anon
>lets see the new year's fireworks together anon
>I just want to lay on bed and cuddle with you anon

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>>34417810

Delete this post or out comes mr mean frog

>>34416190
>Good to see you again

T,,org