Want to become a normie in less than 2 weeks? Follow these simple

>>34416150
how to get paypal to bitcoin?

>>34416231
What do you mean?

origineuitjha

>>34416150
I would do that but I lost my $10 worth of bitcoins I got from faucets. How the fuck do I get more - start drawing furry porn or something?

>>34416272
exchange it for money.

>>34416266
how do i turn my paypal money into bitcoin money

>>34416302
https://localbitcoins.com/

Most sellers prefer bank transfers over paypall.

>>34416150
Nice, thanks anon, you are a good guy

>>34416416
No problem, buddy.
I'm 100% serious this works.

>>34416150
Before any of you idiots do this, do it right and don't get caught. Follow a tutorial on dnm noobs reddit or something

>not benzos and speed for daily living and occasional LSD for a different perspective

>>34416567
>I'm 100% serious this works.

So what's your story? What was your before and after life?

>>34416855
I found out that I do have social skills. They're just hidden by layers of inhibitions, anxieties and a fear of rejection.

>>34416953
OK. And how did the MDMA help you to figure out how to get rid of all those things?

>>34416953
Sounds like all you needed was Xanax and/or alcohol

>>34416996
Because that's just what it does.
You'll get the most incredible sense of euphoria ever where all of your thoughts will be positive and you'll be aware of all of your flaws but you're okay with that because you know how to deal with them.

What if your problem isn't just anxiety but also a deep-seated underlying lack of drive and ambition?

>>34417146
MDMA will cute that easy.

>>34416150
I greatly prefer mushrooms for self-reflection

>>34416150
Ok, but how do i solve these things before i can follow your genius plan
>ZERO MONEY
>NO BANK ACC
>NO ADDRESS
>NO PRIVACY

>>34417195
>>ZERO MONEY
Get a job or steal stuff
>NO BANK ACC
Open one, although you can just exchange amazon gift cards for bitcoin.
>NO ADDRESS
get a PO-box
>NO PRIVACY
Are you homeless?

You can achieve a similar effect by using methylphenidate. 20-30 mg and you can be productive and focus on anything. 40-60 and the euphoria and the drive to try normie stuff starts to kick in. Also, this shit is legal so it's easier to get I guess.

>>34417158
>cute
Meant cure

>>34417248
>no privacy
>homeless
If (and i was) i was homeless i would have ton of privacy.....anyway your entire advice is on par with beeeee urself so dropped.

>>34417195
Get a job you stupid bum. Do something useful to society and get some money

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>>34417297
>opening a PO-Box is on par with "BEE URSELF"

>>34417321
>brah you should totally slave your life away like all of us, its really fun bro thats why most of us want to kill ourselves or get legit insane
>>34417331
>have a problem
>bruh just dont have a problem
Yeah, it is on par with beee self

>>34416150
Probably a retarded fucking question, but do any of you fags know if I could run tor on a lenevo 300 pc stick?

>>34417371
Where are you living?

orihbgj835

>>34417371
The dude gave you legit advice and you fucking insulted him.I hope mdma can also cure being a bullheaded pussy or your fucked

>>34417455
>tfw no money
>bruh just get a job

>tfw no gf
>bruh just be urself

>legit advice
Ok mr.Norman, can you please
GET
the
>fuck
>>>/out/

>>34417396
Probably.

origiajhi

>>34417493
He said you could steal shit to.sometimes you must take action to bring your dreams to reality

>>34417493
I offered a backup solution, steal stuff.

>>34417542
>>34417544
Ok maestros, how much shit have you stolen? How did you go about it, where did you steal it from, to whom did you sell it, how did you get away with it etc. etc.?

>>34417561
I don't need to steal stuff because I have a job.

If you're a true robot you can easily steal your Mommy and Daddy's shit.

>>34417603
So your advice is on par with "how to get over depression" written by Chad Thundercock aka Mr. Easy life?

>If you're a true robot you can easily steal your Mommy and Daddy's shit.

I think the word you are looking for is
>heroin junkie
but whatever.

>>34417670
Your parents are the reason you are suffering. Punish them.

>>34417561
Not tellin you all of tthat but stealing shit is simple.go to a house that give you during cover on a week day.procede to knock on the door hard as fuck for a longtime if someone answers say some stupid shit like you need to borrow their phone.if not procede to break in.you can take whatever but unless you know niggers to buy it you basiclly just want cash and precious metals.although cop check pawn shops they cannot identify jewlery unless its some custom or over the top rapper shit. all jewlery looks the same

>>34416150
hey it is eggman :)

>>34417689
No, my stubbornness and inability to submit to a system where i have to waste my life/time doing menial, repetitive "work" that could have been done by literal fucking robot is the reason for my suffering, friendo.

My parents are shitty but at least one of them tried....kinda....sometimes. But still.

>>34417670
A true robot can steal.think about it.how much different would life be in prison? Not much still no gf still no fucking nothing

>>34417749
It will stop you from being such a pussy.

Or perhaps traumatize you to the point of psychosis.

>>34417749
I spend a month being locked in 3 rooms in violent section in a nut house, with about 30 hardened criminals.

I think the amount of people who had legit mental issues was about...3? The rest were literal niggers, junkies and the likes avoiding jail time by acting insane.

And i will never go to a place like that if i have any say in it.

It was basically prison:light.

>>34417785
Iv been to prison and it helped me stop being a pussy.I could definitely see it going the other way to thow.but who gives a fuck really? Its a shitty situation vs shittier situation.if worse comes to worse you can kill yourself or pick on lifers to they kil you.I found prison better than school.at least its full of degenerates and people have more of a common respect for one another there

>>34417873
>tfw whenever you get a bag of goodies from the outside everybody swarms you wanting some shit from you
>tfw the RIPPEST, most FEARED king gypsy chad of all chads comes to your locker and starts PLAYFULLY taking your stuff saying gimme gimme
>doesnt actually steal it, is just making fun
>tfw in the shower, see king chad making flexing poses in front of the others
>tfw autismo sense of humor kicks in
>"You think just because you have the muscles of steel you are tough man, huh?"
>tfw king chad runs to you, stares you in the stairs as you are soaking wet, naked under the shower head and says
>"YOU WANNA FIND OUT HOW TOUGH I AM???"
>say nothing just stare him in the eyes, some guy runs over and says it was just a dumb joke to calm him down
>go out of shower, go to smoke room and give king chad a cig
>king chad keeps walking around like angry gorilla going on and on about how he would absolutely fucking destroy me if there werent cameras
>says he would rip me apart even if he was 50 pounds lighter like me
>make a sneer and roll my eyes
>"YOU THINK I WOULDNT DROP YOU, HUH????"
>others start calming him down again
>from that day everybody tries to bully you

I guess..... i guess dont make retarded jokes and question ultra criminal Chads masculinity in front of others, lesson learned?

>>34418110
Yeah you kinda gotta find a balance between being a bitch and not trying to acting to tough ether.I had a few times like that people trying to take my stuf f but I handled it ok but didnt really act tough ether.I just said you might kick my ass but you ain't gonna take my stuff without a fight.its not all about muscle and fighting ether.smarts, networking, bullshiting and other stuff come into play.like one time I got in a situation where I was definitely about to get the fuck beat out of me.I talked my way out of it and still avoided looking like a bitch.made some shit look like some weaker guys fault and beat him up instead of fighting the giant dude

What's the chance of being caught buying drugs online?