Last text you've received from the opposite sex.

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>>34416143
>Hey!

no hope

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>>34416166
I tried to keep my autismo from seeping out but even then I fail at that

>>34416236
just talk like a normal human being, not an overenthusiastic beta bitch

She said
>I love you too <3
>I'll try to have fun with chores and homework (kissing emoji)

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>Maybe try being a decent human being
sounds kinda bad out of context

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>I'm a lil busy rn one sec

>getting texts from women
reeee normalfags get out ree etc

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>drop off a v tomorrow. love u

Thanks Mum. The V was delicious.

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>>34416143
>All these people are driving me crazy

if your last message isn't from your mom you're not a robot

actually scratch that if you have received a message from some female that isn't your mom or other blood relative you're a normie

>I think I can beat this red light

>text

I don't even own a phone.

>>34416143
>cool
I had hoped for a more elaborate answer, but oh well

>I'm meeting him at 8:30

>Goodnight Love

Get rekt robots

>that's good
that was in october

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it was nice.

Originaliooo

>>34417339
she was literally getting raild right then

"i love you babe, i cant wait to see u *heart emoji*"

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Think I'm finally gonna lose that V card my dudes

>>34416143
Pic is mine

Oreganalis

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>tfw when my mommy is the only woman I talk to

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>>34416143
She owes me $15 now.

I came to accept the fact that I'll probably never bone her over the course of the night, and it's freeing. I have a pretty big weight off my shoulders now.

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>>34418266
Just lost mine not even 20 minutes ago! She seems like she is into you godspeed anon! I believe in you!

I haven't received one in 5 years desu

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>>34416143
Text from my dad today.

>I scheduled a cab home from work
>he showed up 20 minutes late with a car full of other passengers
>something seemed...off
> I couldn't get myself to even open the door because instincts told me not to do it
>tell him no and thanks for forgetting to pick me up
>I call again and wait for an empty cab
>ended up being home an hour and a half late for a 10 minute drive
>mom told me I was being stupid for feeling paranoid but my dad understood
>mfw I'll never know what I avoided by not taking that cab