Tfw the girl next to you in halls just heard you wank and is

>>34413829
isn't that a good sign OP?

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>>34413829
Another wonderful comment
"is he gay?"
"I fucking hope not"

>>34413844
Right? Taking a long time to cum should be a good thing from women's perspective.

>>34413885
>"I fucking hope not"

This is also a good thing to hear?

>>34413844
>>34413896
But the rest of the context is literally the flat taking the piss out of me.
At lest I have my gf, anne hero

>watching porn
>girl moaning is so high pitched everyone can hear it even through my earbuds

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They might be taking me out clubbing though?
>tfw you get to sit with the normies

>>34413829
Tell them you would have finished sooner if they weren't so unattractive.

>>34413829
Walk out into the hall and confront them

>wank
>flat
>come
Why are britfriends all such normalfags? is it really that difficult to be a robot in the UK? You have to live with co-ed roommates in college, or what?

>>34414288
You get thrown into a flat with randoms in first year. All of the normies get along just fine, and my fellow artists creep like ninjas around them.

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>>34414278
>>34414248
I don't need more reasons to an hero

>>34414329
There's no such thing as "commuter schools" or like "community college" over there? A lot of burgerbots just go to community while living at home (while trying to improve ourselves to survive actual college)

>>34414405
There are shittier, local unis but most people move into halls
Bonus quote " and the way he can't hold eye contact, like, come on man"

>>34414364
Just do it.
Ask if they wanted to watch instead of just listening.
You have literally nothing to lose and everything to gain.

>>34414441
Congrats on the trips
I'm not quite that autistic, friend

>>34414364
>image.jpg

You're right

>>34414440
Also what is with britbong women being so overtly/openly sexual

>>34414482
Idk kev. We're between burgeristan and continental Europe when it comes to sex taboo
>also, drunk students

>>34414521
So uh OP do you make sounds when you "wank"? I've mastered the art of the silent fap ever since I was 14

>>34414548
I thought that I too was a silent scrotum spammer, but it seems I was wrong.

>>34414583
>I thought that I too was a silent scrotum spammer, but it seems I was wrong.
well

what sounds could you possibly have been making

>>34413829
>woman talks about you sexually to her roastie friends
That's a good thing, she wouldn't comment on it if you were ugly

>>34414626
Can't speak for him but slappy fappy sounds and moaning aren't the only noise.
Ragged breathing is a sure fire give-away and as soon as any pre-cum enters the mix, you've got that making noise as well and it's almost impossible to do it silently.
Record yourself masturbating in front of your computer (audio only, don't worry about video) and then play it back. You'll be surprised how many noises you're making.

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>>34414647
I have the face of ayyyy lamo pumped up on testosterone. I am at least a 3 bag job.

>>34414726
t.fap connoisseur

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>>34414726
I'm an only child who's fapped in a dead quiet house before with nobody indoors and yes I have recorded myself fapping (audio)

no changes in breath, no audible "slappy fappy sounds", no pre-cum noises

>>34414731
You already said that you have a gf. Chad get out etc

>>34414763
Anne hero
>he must be new here

>>34414759
Well then you've mastered silent masturbation.
Congratulations!
I leak pre-cum like a faucet once I get going so silent masturbation is an unobtainable goal for me.

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>>34414775
shit I didn't notice that, wow

>>34414759
This ,I have never ever seen precum (even when doing anal stuff). Also my breathing patters dont change.

>not asking for a hand

Anon pls. Grow a pair.

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>>34414819
It was subtle, bro. We good

"He can't have done anything after the first week because he never went out
>tfw the normies think you got laid

>>34414942
I'm feeling for you man.
I know how horrible it is to hear other people talk shit about you when they think you can't hear.
You should feel free to be as rude and impolite as possible now. They already hate you so now give them a reason. Fart when you walk past them, that's a good start.

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>>34415023
>he plays with the retarded kid because he thinks it's funny