Even HE has had sex. When are you going to do it /r9k/?

>>34413548
he is literally more attractive than me.

i'll probably never get to do it.

>>34413548
that is probably a prostitute. lost my virginity about half a year ago at 22.

>>34413674
did you lose yours to a prostitute?

do you regret it?

>>34413548
He said years ago that was not him and that he would become a wizard.

>>34413674
>>34413703
I think it might be allie sin

>>34413548
that's not the same guy

the guy in your pic posted he was a virgin and an MGTOW

>>34413743
How do you know he was a MGTOW?

>>34413548
I wonder if he still works at gamestop

>>34413760
he said he wasn't interested in roasties or relationships

>>34413778
based

oh how dare you mute me

>>34413772
He worked at gamestop?

is there a wiki on this guy or something?

>>34413840
He used to be a lolcow regular if I remember correctly
didn't he get doxxed by Cristine (Christian)?

>>34413703
>did you lose yours to a prostitute?

no. lost it to a girl i spoke to on a random chat site. she was surprisingly good looking. i met up with her once more after we spend the night together, and then she started getting flaky with me.

at first she probably didnt really realize how socially inept i am.

>do i regret it

no. she turned out to be a bit of a bitch but i had sex with her like 5 times.

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All of these people are non-virgins.

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>>34413548
That's not him though

Origin

>>34414043
FUCKING
BASED
(le original)

>>34414043
hey he got rid of the acne

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>>34413968
Hotwheels... I literally believed in that fuck.

Fuck that traitor, I'm still pissed.

>>34413968
they're all more attractive than me

how is that such a hard concept?

>>34413968
Who the fuck had sex with Alexander Jahans (or whatever his name is)

>>34414059
>>34414076

Does anyone know where the "iconic" neckbeard photo of that guy comes from? The one in the top left of >>34414043

>>34414096
One is a 2ft wheelchair bound cripple, another has a hormone problem that stops him from producing testosterone. I find that hard to believe.

>>34414101
A few years ago when Jahans was in university he met a man online that was "so autistic he couldn't leave the house". They would usually just give eachother handjobs but Jahans insisted that he wanted anal, finally he got what he wanted and his autistic boyfriend had a screeching autistic fit and they never seen eachother again after that.

>>34414166
i mean the proof is in the pudding, if more women wanted to fuck the cripple and the guy with the hormone problem than me, then de facto they're more attractive.

i'm not even hurt, i know i'm ugly. i'm probably the ugliest person in the world.

>>34414166
>A few years ago when Jahans was in university he met a man online that was "so autistic he couldn't leave the house". They would usually just give eachother handjobs but Jahans insisted that he wanted anal, finally he got what he wanted and his autistic boyfriend had a screeching autistic fit and they never seen eachother again after that.
It doesn't count if it's gaysex, nobchops.

>>34414191
Have you ever spoke to a girl?

>>34414135
just watch this
https://youtu.be/bXjnakAlF-s

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>>34413548
It's true that this isn't him, but he still has had a gf in the past

>>34414208
in real life? outside of mandatory school assignments, no.

>>34413548
She looks visibly uncomfortable

>>34414268
WHAT THE FUCKING FUCK

THIS CHANGES EVERYTHING

>>34413548

>The expression on her face

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that's a dude that fucks porn stars

>>34413760
Just by looking at him

>>34413968
I do not believe Jahans at all, unless it was an escort

Chris routinely lies about everything

Tha guy makes the dirty debutants series. Worth watching desu

>>34414043
King of R9K?

How tf did i get muted for this, who else could be the chosen king