Would you be happier if you had a big penis?

>>34411031
Yes
At least I would be able to have skype sex

>>34411031
a little, yes

i'm pretty happy with my length (6.7 in) but i'm insecure about my shitty girth (5.1 in)

>>34411078
That ain't shitty, bro. Those are my exact stats and I drive my girl wild. You'll be fine.

I'm a tranny so no

>>34411031
yes
in my ass

>>34411031
yes

i'd like to have a huge cock and also want to slobber on a big cock (non-shitskin)

Are there tricks to get a bigger one?
Can someone help?

>>34411140
People report that PE techniques (jelqing, stretching, etc.) can work if done consistently; that being said, they also can damage your penis, causing you to permanently get weaker erections. Not worth it imo.

>>34411031
If I woke up one day as a mega chad I would probably just hit on ugly girls
Not fatsos or troll people but girls in like the 3-6 range and with really shit self-confidence

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>>34411180
>tfw you're above the 95%ile of dicks
>still feel inferior because of crippling body dismorphia, an emotionally abusive childhood, an obsession with perfectionism, and a porn addiction

>>34411096
>t. Virgin dicklet
>>34411506
8" is the real man cut-off, as a 9 inch real man I should know

>>34411031

I'd be happier if I was sitting on that guy's penis.

>>34411031
Not really, I'd still be the same autistic faggot.

I have a big penis and I am pretty happy about it despite being a 26 year old virgin

>>34411572
I bet you're ugly tho.

Lol I'd be happier with no penis
I hate mine plz kill me

>>34411613
I wouldn't be. Put it to use.

>>34411618
nice coping mechanisms desu is this how low test dicklets stop them from killing themselves?

>>34411031
Yes, then I would have at least one part of my body to feel confident about, and it'd be the most crucial part in getting and keeping women

>>34411697
I wouldn't know, faggot.

>>34411031
No, I'd still be miserable but atleast I'd be hung as fuck

>>34411727
Quite obvious my Penis is superior to yours

>>34411727
>>34411752

You should both post pics so we can impartially judge.

>>34411031
I don't think so, no one else sees my penis anyway

>>34411031
Only if it was attached to a boyfriend.