This place is cancer.

Maybe you're the cancer OP?

>not slowly developing immunity to cancer over time by using this place

what were you even trying to do?

>>34410952
r9k actually helped me improve my life OP, Around my second year on this board this place gave me inspiration to lose weight and in total I have lost 20kg already and hopefully i'll lose more weight in the future.

>>34410952
>not realizing this place is completely satire
This is where you fucked up.

Ruining normalfags like OP is one good thing that came of this place.

and I don't say this out of spite either.

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>>34410952
Just don't come here every day, and avoid threads that make you mad before you even enter them.

>>34410952
Coming here makes me feel exponentially better about my own life by comparison.

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4chan has nothing to offer anybody. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Leave now and block this site. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide.

People do not have arguments here. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump.

This place is not making you happy. You are not having fun. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity.

I'm not telling you to b urself. I'm not telling you to go outside. I'm not even telling you to make friends. Just leave 4chan. Do anything else.

>>34412263
hmm I think I shall not leave.

It probably makes you feel bad that the scum in this place have better lives than you do.

>>34412263
thats an old, stale pasta

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>>34412263
>Let me give you youngfags a rundown of what will happen in your life IF you don't turn into a normalfag.

This statement is already retarded, it assumes that someone who is (ugly, short, stupid, has mental illnesses and or mentally/physically disabled) could possibly become normal, this is literally no different from those stupid posts with a picture of a Chad saying "just be confident" beauty, intellect and mental health are not things that just can be "willed" to be normal.

>Listing of the ages
Pointless and is only speaking from his point of view or from small amount of posts he read on /r9k/ and even if this exactly accurate to 100% of everyone's experiences it would still mean nothing because his premise relies on people able to magically become normal.

It's like when people say "Am I robot?", if you have to ask you most likely aren't one, if you're worried about your appearance you most likely aren't one, if you try to get a gf you most likely aren't one (or probably a very, very stupid one).

That post was written by and for failed normies (i.e normies) whose problem is that they lack a gf and or a job.


I'm sick of seeing that cap being posted because the very first sentence is an impossible task in of itself.


Listen, the only good advice is to a robot is to do what makes you happy, there is no "becoming a normalfag", there is no way to crawl out of a hole when you've been born in it and you don't have a ladder.


As for your copypasta it's completely retarded and always will be.

>>34410952
If you don't grow balls and strength by browsing this site then it's your fault, pussy. Just like in life. Learn to struggle lol.