>had frenuloplasty >can't masturbate for 4 weeks

>>34410798
good, at least you won't watch porn. it will benefit you in many ways.

What does frenuloplasty have to do with your prostate?

>>34410814

Are you some kind of retarded cuck? How can not masturbating benefit him in even one way?

>>34410889
learn 2 read kid, i didn't say anything about masturbating.

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That's too bad, senpai.

>>34410889
The load you blow after 4 weeks of not fapping is legendary

>>34410898

OP said he can't masturbate, then you replied in a retarded way. I can overlook that to some degree, I know that some people are still getting used to these newfangled keyboard things. You clearly said it is good that he can't masturbate. Unless you were using it as some kind of expletive or were accidentally put words in at random. It's hard to tell.

My reading is fine, you just don't know how 2 write.

>>34411081
>i literally said "good, at least you won't watch porn"
>DUURRRRRR YOU CLEARLY SAID IT'S GOOD THAT HE CAN'T MASTURBATE

you do know that my post is still there and everybody can see i'm right, right?

>>34410968
Not really. It gets better up to about day three of abstinence but beyond that the law of diminishing returns really kicks in. The difference between 6 days and 7 days is imperceptible.

>>34411124

Maybe you really are retarded. You somehow still think you're right even after being spoonfed. Is English your second language? You wrote that it's good he won't masturbate. Maybe you fucked up translating. Maybe you're just backpedaling and trying to make it look like "wut i really is mean that good no watch porn". That doesn't even make any sense. Frenuloplasty doesn't do anything to the eyes and OP can still watch porn. Why would he be on an imageboard if he suddenly became blind?

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>>34411277
congrats friendo, you almost made me respond seriously again

>>34411312

So you were trolling all along? Pretending to be retarded has gotten old. You might want to freshen up your technique a little.

>>34411382
nope, you were actually wrong from the very beginning (which couldn't be any more obvious at this point), i just now realised you are some subversive asshat trying to derail my noporn agitation

>>34410798
>3 years ago went in for a frenuloplasty
>docs decide to cut away my foreskin too ithout asking
>kept it a secret from everyone because I'm ashamed
IN ANOTHER LIFEEEEE MY SUFFERINGS WILL END REEEEEEEE

>>34411409

The fuck is noporn agitation? I can promise you I'm not part of some secret Jewish task force to trick people into liking porn. There is no subversion, gaslighting, or psychic mind control going on here.

>>34411539
That's exactly what a subversive, gaslighting, psychic mind-controlling Jew trying to trick us into watching porn would say!

Why the fuck are people addicted to porn and spend hours on there every day?

I usually just look for a good video for about 5 minutes then slam my salami and close the browser. I've done that since i discovered porn. Anyone else?

>>34411160
Pretty much this. From my extensive research I have concluded that masturbating every other day yields the biggest load + best orgasm.

>>34411801

You, me, and 100% of all other porn users. I don't even bother with videos, I prefer photographs. The claims made about spending hours masturbating are bullshit, the only ones who claim to do that are also the ones who claim to be doing nofap and noporn. They're batshit insane.