>no work history

>>34410672
Volunteer at your local homeless shelter for awhile. That should get you some work experience.

>>34410672
>lots of work history for my age and promising career
>tendency to be self destructive and lack of a proper work ethic constantly threatening it

weeeelll shit bud

You can lie on your CV you know, it's not illegal. There isn't some work experience police

HR manager here.

The trick is to have 5 fake jobs on your resume'.

When you finally get a job, you can work there for abit, maybe you'll actually learn something, then after a year or so you can now apply to another job and your 6th job on your work history will be legitimate, they'll only call your last job to checkup (if they even do to begin with)

That's basically it. Keep lying until you get into a position where your lies are only 80% lies instead of 100%.

>>34411370
scum
oroginton

>>34411310
last shit tier min wage job I applied to actually checked. fuck off Chad Nepotism