>robots will NEVER EVER be mommies
sucks to be you guys.
>tfw your little snugglemonster is sleeping in your arm as you shitpost onehanded
>>34407661
>tfw you'll never go to schekelberg to get a vacuum plugged up your vagoo
>youll never drink copius amounts of bottom shelf vodka to miscarriage
succs tbm rn
>>34407702
Only monsters get abortions, it should be legal but if you get one they should sterilize you afterwards to stop sociopaths like you from reproducing.
>>3440774
good thing im not a dumb roastie then
may they all die horribly slow painful deaths in a lake of fire, inshallah
>tfw my dream is to spoon my qt while she's breastfeeding our qt
Is it Chad's spawn?
>>34407828
I'd rather be breastfed
More like
>tfw your little shitmonster is sleeping in your arm as you snugglepost one handed
>>34407661
>kids
I'll take money, sleep, and freedom over waking up at 3am to crying, wanking, or Papa Roach albums depending on the kid's age
>>34407747
>muh abortion is murder maymay
No one cares you stupid baby
>>34407661
sage
original I fucking swear
>>34407661
Thisis possible if you adopt or, more realistically, have a robot child.
>>34407850
Not really, my husband isn't very chadly. He's whiny and kind of weak but he's really nice, has a cute face and rubs my feet.
Tell me about your pregnancy.
>>34409689
>Beta provider
You forgot to mention that he also feeds and clothes your suspiciously brown "snuggle monster"