What would you say to your self 5 to 10 years ago?

>>34404364
just die no matter what just die

Hey, hey kid, come here

I just wanted to tell you th-AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


AA AAAAAA AAAGGHHH AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA


also buy bitcoin. bye.

Dont expect anyone to like you. Only a very few ever will.

EVERYTHING GETS WORSE EVERY SINGLE DAY

The election was the best shit ever though, so my life was slightly bearable for half a year

>>34404364
>Keep doing what you feel like doing. I wont blame you for anything in the future.

>>34404364
Nothing.

Things were shit then, and I've made some good changes since then. I'd be afraid of whatever I would say fucking up my progress and stopping me from improving

listen to yourself above all else, caring about others is horseshit

don't try that thing you're curious about

don't be nice and just fuck every girl who eyes you

learn to be more cruel and hateful earlier

hating white people is logical

lose weight earlier

never play an MMO

go to the university in Boston

choose a degree instead of letting it be decided for you

Christian religion is a recipe for being a doormat. it's not useful or insightful.

your family is a bunch of lunatics who drag you down. never ever give them second though or say in your life.

love, loyalty, friendship are just bullshit concepts. you just float from place to place and make do with the people there.

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>>34404688
was just gonna post this my nigga

>>34404364

dont suck a penis and get AIDS

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>tfw your life hasn't changed in any way in the last decade

>>34404748
Same with me its literally the exact same

>>34404572
Hey, it's a party
Come early if you're lonely
Say hey kid, say hey, don't you O.D
Say, hey, don't you O.D
Come play dead
Say, hey, don't you O.D
Come play dead
Say hey kid
Say hey kid
Say hey kid
Hey kid!

>>34404364
Don't drop out of college. If you don't drop out maybe you still have a chance.

I doubt things would have been much better in the long run, but maybe I would've felt better for the few years I had left.

>Keep doing whatever you want but never and I said NEVER go to e621 or trash. Alright bye.

>5 years ago

Leave 4chan.

>10 years ago

You're gonna find out about a website from your friend, don't go on it.

Came in here thinking of something I would say, but this >>34404688 is the best. Younger me probably wouldn't listen anyway and good for him.

>>34404818
MY NEGRONI

stop doing your best, it's a waste of time.
sure your family will be proud of their son graduating as the 4th best student in the city, but you'll still flip burgers and burn your fingers for a living.

>>34404364
Go with the gym girl, keep jennie as a friend

Stop being an autistic embarrassing prick and don't move out just yet.

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Fuck my cute boipussy!!!!!!

>you're fucked dude. There's no escape.

>>34404364

Quit grad school and move to anitigua

>10 years ago

Don't drop out. Mom is going through a rough period and it'll take 4 more years before she's fully sane.

Stepdad will leave. It'll be ok, because she'll snap out of it and stop hoarding once he does. She's a slob regardless though and you'll need to keep the place clean.

Your real Dad will also be there for you. You won't know him as well as you'd like, but he loves you. Yes, he'll stop resenting you.

>5 years ago

>Stop deferring all your problems to your "future self", retard. MMOs are a waste of time and you'll hate them in the future anyway.

That's what I was typing, but in reality, I wasn't grown up yet. I already told myself that several times during my depressive stages.

It took me a long time to learn self-discipline and to snap out it. I eventually met the right person to get into my career, through those shitty games. I don't know how else my life would have played out if I stopped.

>>34404364

*BUY* *MOAR* *BITCOINS* !!!!!!!!!

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Don't drop out of school anon.

It could be so different now but I fucked everything up

>>34404364
Start intermittent fasting.
Eat keto with 2 carb days a week.
You're being prideful. Stop avoiding experiences because you're afraid of seeing your flaws. They don't make you a bad person. They just make you a person.
Stop using your friends to dump your neurotic worries on. Think through them.

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>>34404364
ask that girl out.

regret is worse than failure.

focus on what you can give to people, not what you can get from them.

Man I missed out on teenage bliss

>>34404364
Don't be the emotionless ghost. It sucks

buy hormones on the internet

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>>34404364
>5 years ago
DON'T GET A JOB JUST FINISH SCHOOL
>10 years ago
DON'T MAKE FRIENDS JUST FOCUS ON YOUR GRADES, FALSE REALITIES ARE GOOD

The latter bit of advice might destroy me

>>34404364
>5 years ago
Get a better job while you're still halfway motivated to look for one

>10 years ago
You can probably fuck that chick from work but watch out, she's clingy and already fucked 2 other guys there. Also, budget yourself better.

>>34404364
It doesn't get any better. All your worst case scenarios have become true one by one.

It's not going to get any better thin this. You're so blind to the hellish things in this world. To be so young and innocent again would be great. Get your shit together my dude. Make your life better.

>>34404364

Try to fuck the cute girl in your classroom. That's the only one that will wish you an happy birthday

>>34404364
It doesn't get better
Get as far away from your family as you can
It will hurt them more if you have a good life and they don't get to be a part of it

4 years ago - Whatever you do, don't get into dota
5-10 years ago - stop fucking gaming so much

>>34404364
Dont give up yet man.
I know our home life was rough but you wont have any reason to live if you dont try to work in middle school.

>>34404572
Under rated desu desuoriganalio

>>34406874
Glad someone appreciated my post, thanks bro.

It doesn't get any better kiddo, just end it now.

>>34406725
>>34406725
Fuck me this is what i should have said
Irkrisbanak

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Deceive yourself, deceive the world.

>>34404364
You will find this very hard to believe considering your staunch atheism but you are going to become an insufferably smug and stupid religious faggot when you're my age because you did too many drugs and gave up on all of your your other dreams, whims and ambitions.

Don't fucking do this. Okay the drugs were cool, I'll admit it. But don't get carried away. Always watch what you fucking say, or you'll look back and be straight up embarrassed that you even exist.

Also you're not gonna like this but don't fucking date anyone, you can't handle it yet. And get a job so you can move out of mom's house posthaste. She's a cool lady but being a leech is disgusting and you'll end up regressing back into levels of intellectual, social and emotional infantility that you did not know could potentially exist for you because you will smother yourself.

One more thing, most important of them all: stay off fucking 4chan. Do not ever go there ever again. For fucks sake please listen to me.

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kill yourself
orginallo

>>34404364
5 years ago/Eat healthy,start lifting and teach yourself to trade

10 years ago/start lifting,teach yourself to trade and dont procrastinate,socialise more.

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>5 years ago

Don't watch anime

>10 years ago

Don't watch anime

>>34406955
Also you should express yourself more. You fucked up by not finding somewhere where you belong, and you spent way too much time judging or being afraid of people, or judging yourself, to have the opportunity to do that. You can't expect anything, much less perfection, from anyone so don't, that's a fucked up way of thinking.

>>34404364
Don't get involved with women beyond a superficial level, and keep working out. Also enjoy the alcohol while you can because it's going to make you fat and unhealthy as shit later. Also begin judo immediately, it's the perfect martial art for you and you'll love it. Do more cardio though, being swole alone isn't enough.

>>34404364
End it. It doesn't get better.

>>34406955
>>34407215
Oh and don't smoke. Yeah, that's another one of those things that I did that you would never think of doing. You're probably giving me some smug faggot lecture in your head right now. Things changed a lot faster than you would think. Anyway, you're genetically predisposed to lung cancer and have asthma so you're going to end up with tumors and shit when you're in your 20s.

sorry for posting so much I just have a lot 2 say

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>>34404364
Keep your principles because you'll revert to them anyway, reject society and don't attempt to be a normie, watch anime sooner.

Just be loud and positive, don't keep up the idea that anyone would like a silent melancholic person.
It's basic facts in human society, those who seem co-operative and confident are always popular even if they feel shit inside

Also cut the hair you faggot

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Go be in more school plays, and don't go on 4chan. don't get back together with that one girl. Stop watching anime or at the very least play some sports. Build your social skills more so you wont be as much of a social retard as you are today. Enjoy your school days because they go by way to fast and it sucks when its all over. also talk to that girl who had a huge crush on you for years rather then trying to date that one bitch.

Don't hold it all in. Around 13 or 14 I stopped talking to people about what bothers me and now I literally can't go back because I've been doing it almost 10 years now.

>>34404364
5 years ago:

She likes you ok?

Fucks sake its obvious, also stop being an emo little chode and stop acting like a sperg.

10 years ago:

Stop playing shitty licensed games.

>>34404364
>10 years ago: tell him to be more self aware and to focus on losing weight
>5 years: tell him to not associate with those guys and go find ways to get your own money and save the majority of it

5 years
>go to college now, or join the military now, don't wait until you're 22
10 years
>your grandmother is going to die in 3 months, stay home that weekend so the guilt doesn't get to you

Dont do drugs, you are those people that you think are too weird, now.

>>34404364
You are not going to have your job at the end of the year, mate.

Don't ever change school. Ever.

maybe go through with what im doing right now 5-10 years ago?
would have saved me time, would have been better off, and enjoyed myself more

now im just like going through the motions and feel like shit and like I've missed the mark

>5 years
get your fitness up do whatever it takes and tough it out, don't lose out on one of the most amazing things you've done/lucked into in your life

>10 years
do more sports, your older self realized it, I know you're bad at sports but just fucking get fit, also actually study properly

when the time comes, don't change your gap year option to the other one, you might not fully realize it but you did it for a retarded reason in this timeline

also enjoy life man, you were set up with a place with many opportunities

and send that FUCKING EMAIL to the board, don't procrastinate

>>34404572
^This + don't trust people especially friends; they're all shit tier!

Force mom to go the the orthopedic more often and check your joints, go on a diet earlier cause after you lose that 50 pounds every aspect of your life improved. Tinder dates in college are just for fucking , don't get attached