What does r9k thinks of ASMR

It makes me uncomfortable mostly

the only good thing in my life

>>34403830
weird as fuck and it only makes me uncomfortable

>angels kissing
Cringe

Kiss/sucking on tongue is so fucking hot.

Hope I get to experience this before I die.

>>34403830
Like all things on the internet it was good before normies got a hold of it and spread their diseases of lust and thirst to it.

When I used to listen to it was just me fishing through sound libraries to listen to lightbulb tapping.

Now it's a million dollar industry full of prostitutes and beta male normies.

I fucking hate normies. I hate you. Everywhere you go: sex, sex, sex, money, sex.

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>>34403830
ASMR more like GAYSMR

What is ASMR?

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>tfw you'll never fuck Aoi Yuuki's voice
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MNqENeX9gKI

>>34403966
you'll never get a kiss or pussy from qt girl anon!

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>>34403830
Idk why you people find it relaxing.
When i hear asmr, all those little sounds make me so goddamn angry that i want to punch a wall.

Suprisingly, power metal makes me sleep in public transportation.

I kinda like it.

>not linking it
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=__HSFyqN1DU

>>34404104
There is some science to back that up as well, I read an article recently that suggested that fast paced and 'busy' music helps you relax because it occupies the part of your brain that would keep you up and thinking otherwise.

>>34404280
i guess its right, not that anon but i also have a terrible case of misophonia, i just go crazy when people walk around my house and i love fast loud music (shoegaze noise and black metal to be specific)

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I just discovered r/gonewildaudio the other week.

I came fucking buckets. Looks like reddit can get some things right after all.

It makes me think "why am I not watching porn instead?"

I don't like it at all

I don't like hearing saliva swish around and lip smacking at such close range. it's really annoying

>>34403830
It's a nice sensation. I don't always get "tingles", but it always puts me in a sedated state and that's really appreciated after work. I'm also at my least horny when I'm chilled out like that, and while I understand that eroticism is intrinsic to the intimacy of the sensation, I don't see where the overwhelming demand for those kinds of videos is coming from. It really is about the sounds with me. Also, there's more to ASMR than mouth noises and teenage cleavage:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8-8a24HUbRM&t=91s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C7rFyiWEJ1Q
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f4Jf1QDAAbg
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=naOmY64sk2A
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PxIt0lgJkkM&t=126s
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Pue3QbxFdsc&t=66s

it was alright a few years ago but now every dumb whore makes asmr videos for easy youtube bux

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>>34403830

I have a friend with a famous YT channel that does it

AMA

I can provide redpills

>>34405955
does what?
kissing?

>>34406281

Mostly reads shit with """sexy""" voice

Will of course change according to market demand

I think it's a load of shit that exploits people deprived of the pleasure of kissing/intimacy.

I also never said I was a robot but rather a cyborg feeling cold steel replacing weak fleshy nerve endings. Soon I shall feel nothing.