If you were interviewed for a documentary and they asked for

>>34401190
Mine would be Teacher & Former Engineer

>>34401190
King of Rats

Mr Dr autist

>>34401204
"Autistic Doctor"?

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this is what it would be

>>34401190
Chronic Nappibater

>>34401190
Frequent Masturbator

>>34401190
fuck you you porn actress spammer. enjoy your 3-day vacation.

>>34401190
Professional INFP

tax bandit

I expected nothing and I'm still let down: the Anon story

>>34401190
Seinfeld, because it would be a whole lot of nothing.

>>34401493
Good title for a bio but Don't think you quite got the idea

Perpetual Disappointment

Professional Procrastinator.

The Dumb Idiot

>>34401475
Calm down little bitch, it's clearly a relevant example

>>34401190
>prostitutes are literally becoming TV celebrities

ladies and gentlemen, i present you the western civilization. i truly hope we get major terrorist happenings this year, you need some serious kick in the nuts to sober up.

>>34401577
shut the fuck up you literal cuckold

get cancer of the nipple, you are not invited to this level of insanity

>>34401190
I want my title to be

TITS OR GTFO

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>>34401397
It's either this or pic related

>>34401236
Exactly, but I want her to feel power of my male and white power in my title.

>>34401190
why does this look like she's on italy's version of judge judy? What's the source of this?

Anon
VERMIN SUPREME

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Freelance NEET

Aspiring hikikomori

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I would go with "permavirgin"

[Local man]

>>34401190
Notorious White Supremacist

Resident Manlet

>>34401190

Miserable liar
>Therapists HATE him! Find out how local man used one WEIRD OLD TRICK to resist all treatments for depression!

>>34401190
Meme enthusiast

Stax "The Adjourner" Mirner

Amateur Disappointment.

Stinky lumpenproletarian

Serial panty burglar

fetishized nurse

>>34401725
Everyone else is having fun

Aspiring Cuckold with no Girlfriend

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>>34404388
Have you ever considered getting a high-power sugar mama like Valentina?

>>34401190
Aspiring suicide-victim

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The apostle of death and decay

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erudite virgin

Dilettante of course

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Virgin Supreme or Professional (you) collector

I would say
>Military History Entusiast / Borderline Autist
but then I realized that's kind of redundant.

socially obtuse

Lord of Faggots

Possible homosexual (must investigate further)

>>34401190
Local tyrant

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Sometimes You Can Just Be Right and Why No One Likes You When You Are

>>34405378
>>34407106
My originl favorites so far