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how's everyone's days? 2017-01-25 08:21:19 Post No. 34401045
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how's everyone's days? 2017-01-25 08:21:19 Post No. 34401045
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Just gained a new orbiter, which is cool but I already work so hard to maintain my current ones! So many trouble, but what can a girl do?
Gonna have to wageslave at 12:00 today, ah but oh well~
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>>34401045
Shut up, dude.
Faggot.
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ex-orbiter here, of a few, and i wanna tell you that orbiters have a shelf life.
all will expire eventually, but if you treat them nice they'll expire a lot slower.
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>>34401045
sounds hot can you show me your
TITS
OR
GET
THE
FUCK
OUT
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>>34401081
Ahahah, what do you think I'm stupid, anon? I've had men orbiting me since I was 8, I know what I'm doing (but thanks for the advice <3)
And I, being the amiable young lady I am, always make sure to treat them good (after all, it's the only female attention they'll be getting!)
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>>34401045
LET ME BE ONE OF YOUR ORBITERS, FEMANON
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>>34401116
What happened to this place? It used to not be like this. Why would you even want to be an orbiter?
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>>34401125
betamale numale cuckold peasants
Welcome to /r9k/ circa 2012
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>>34401116
Hmm....well, I don't know about that~
You see, I already have a lot of orbiters. Why should I allow you to join their ranks? What are your - ah - strengths, should we say? Tell me in a paragraph or less.
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>>34401045
I wish I was a girl. Life would be so much easier.
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>>34401045
Theres only one woman I will ever orbit and that's my beautiful onetis.I must orbit her from afar thow for she grown disgusted of me and tierd of my unending love
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>>34401331
True!
You could always try being a trap, I guess? Not quite female, but the next best thing~
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>>34401100
What are some special ways in which you torment them? I only assume it because females do this naturally. How many fags did you hurt and how? If you don't post details, Imma assume that your game woman is whack. I want details. I wanna know that you're molesting those pathetic thirsty beta orbiters.
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>>34401171
I didn't think it was possible to reach an autism level of this magnitude.
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>>34401370
Yeah I thought about it but it doesn't even come close to being female. Nice pictures by the way. Where are they from?
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>>34401045
Seriously
TlTS OR GET THE FUCK OUT ROASTIE
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>Fell asleep at McDonald's
>Escorted out by Mcwagie
>Uber to the mall
>Shuffle to a Waffle House
>Buy a 1 dollar burger
>Eat and enjoy the warmth it's cold
>Time to pay, my card gets declined
>Panic mode
>Lady is kind enough to pay for my meal
>Feel like shit
>Leave WH, walk around aimlessly
>Question my life and my own goals
>Get tired
>Sit on a bench outside of a Bruster's
>It's freezing but manage to use fuzzy blanket to keep warm
>Wake up an hour later in pain
>Freezing
>Out of desperation, walk over to hotel to ask If I can sit in the lobby until I warm up.
>Front door locked
>Hope gone.jpg
>Notice a side door.
>God I come to you as a humble man
>It's unlocked!
>Sneak inside, watch tv trying to remain hidden.
>Night clerk sees me
>Keep cool, anon.
>Walks passed me, must think I'm a guest lol
>Homeless but look good!
>Chill, warm up
>Steal some grits
>eat sone,fruit loops
Pretty good so far
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>>34401045
Please let me orbit you. I want a girl to obsess over.
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