Autistic things you do

I have become obsessed with Rubik's cubes and watch videos and read guides on different solution methods, variants on the puzzle, etc.

Fuck, it's so fun though. I'm not fast at them yet (been super into it for about a week now) but I went from solving it in 2 hours to solving it in two minutes.

I've got you both the first and last. I spend so much time trying to create alternate universes in my head with a story to tell. One time I sperged out and told one of my only friends about on of the universes an he insisted I try to write a book about it.

>>34400106
>>when done playing a cool game or watching a neat movie, i get wrapped up in that universe and religiously daydream about living in it
I do this one so don't feel too bad

>post on /pol/ and reddit
I'm not proud of it

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>do gif related in front of the mirror and then shout "NO YOU AUTIST" in case a ghost is watching

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>>34400173
Anon... don't do that anymore pls

>>34400143
I feel you.
When i told one of my (online) friends about it, they said i should make a game or write a book. I honestly would if i weren't so lazy and unmotivated

>>34400173
I do much more embarrassing things constantly. Spendings the majority of everyday alone makes you your best audience

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>>34400106
You're me and I'm you OP
I know these feels all too well

when i see a girl i think about how awful of a person she is even though ive never met her just so i can stay away from her

>there is no magic or wonder to my life anymore
I envy you OP. how do you still explore your mind in the age of 24/7 Ultra-Stimulation? I think I speak for most of us when I say it has a numbing effect on creativity and motivation. I can't draw or write or read books or even debate anymore.

I shitpost on the internet searching for the next novelty until I feel like fapping then go to bed. If I try to block time wasting sites, I'll just skip straight to fapping. If I block porn or try nofap, I just become depressed and find new time-sinks that are less gratifying.

>>34400173
>go use bathroom
>contort myself around the whole time to avoid seeing myself in the mirror

>>34400240
Idk famalam
I guess it's just the default state of my mind to be exploring itself. It's my way of wasting time

>>34400106
>create insanely detailed worlds in my head and explore them like rpgs
This is healthy to do once in a while, stimulates the brain. I occasionally do this as I'm trying to fall asleep in hopes that it turns into a dream. It never has, though. :^(

>>34400240
Not OP but I constantly think of fictional worlds and shit to be in. It's escapism matched with my tendency to write and shit. If I could draw, I'm pretty sure I'd be like DocHyde in that I'd both draw porn and scenery porn.

>>34400279
while you're sitting at the computer? do you retreat somewhere to think of these things? do you put your phone away?

it just seems weird to me that this is even possible for people in 2017. maybe my internet addiction is worse than I thought.

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>cant make complex phrases without fucking up the words order

>>34400332
That's just bad memory you fucking cuck

>>34400279
>tfw doing STEM to make my parents proud but really am a humanist
>tfw can't focus on anything because my mind is constantly distracted and I catch myself daydreaming about fantasy worlds while analyzing iron-carbon phase
I don't want to study this anymore, but I also don't like the feeling of 3 wasted years.

What I spend 90% of my brain power on.

>>34400340
how can you fuck up phrases like "I need to go to the bathroom" with only bad memory

>>34400402
>I need to go to the bathroom
>complex phrases
What are you retarded?

>>34400106
>>34400143
>>34400145
>>34400214
Being able to create detailed universes and scenarios in your head is a sign of intelligence. Stupid people cannot do this. It comes so naturally to us but for others its incredibly difficult.

>>34400106
Stare at a lightbulb for a minute or two and then close my eyes and look at the burned image of the lightbulb on my retina

>>34400190
why though? orangutangs

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>>34400416
I-I think

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>>34400106
>create insanely detailed worlds in my head and explore them like rpgs
I do this sort of, except I do it in more of an anthology method. And I don't just do it with made up stories, it's sometimes established universes, like Star Wars for example. And also I write a lot of them down

>>34400106
I do all these things OP especialy the nostril thunks

Tho my made up worlds are more comfy where I just chill and have comfy conversations with my fake world friends and family and maybe sometimes we go out and explore

>>34400484
Yeah I do this. Recently i've been putting myself into worlds of anime series I am watching. I've been watching super power animes so I have to give myself abilities which I can use in similar enviroments to the charactors in the show, I don't like to make myself too strong though because that would be boring.

>>34400373
Same here but I'm want to major in film, write screenplays, move to LA or NY, work a wagejob and be a wagecuck while I write screenplays and network with other film directors/screenwriters, share an apartment with a few cool dudes, smoke weed, drink, have sex with girls we meet, and grind my ass off and work hard to have one or two screenplays bought and developed or get a writer job. That's what I Wanna do but I go to college for a CS major that I hate but doing it for my parents. I might switch majors.

>>34400514
I feel. I've written countless stories about different Jedi, bounty hunters, smugglers, and even galactic senators that I've made up. And I have a bunch of stuff that are just universes that I made up

I usually try too keep actual characters out of all the stories because I feel autistic if I have them be in it. And I don't necessarily do the self insert thing, but I've written a couple in first person

I only started doing it because I didn't want to forget all the stuff that I daydream about, because the stories started getting to hard to remember and because I had so many of them. But it spiraled into a cathartic escapist type of thing

If only real life were as fun as fantasy

I make loud autistic noises when I drive alone

>>34400623
david go to sleep

I talk with opening my mouth to vocalize and order my thoughts, and I often frame my thinking as if it was a speech I was giving about a topic, like I'm a distinguished expert on whatever the topic is. I've been doing it all my life and that's why I can express my opinions and beliefs so readily.

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>>34400437
>tfw too intelligent for real life
Nothing exists outside the phaneron

Listen to this song https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZxnqSTzq6-w and then think about defusing a bomb on my ex to save her

>>34400106
>>>thump my nostril while letting out air making a "thunk" sound when im alone

You'll die from this one day

>>34400106
>create insanely detailed worlds in my head and explore them like rpgs
FUCK I've been doing this for 9 years straight like it's some long running anime.
>die in first half of story after going out like a beast
>love interest becomes the main MC and becomes more badass than me
>she's surrounded by allies she recruited and bonded with while I just had her and my edgy self

>go to parties alone
>go to the movie theater alone
>never look at my phone in public
>dont walk into work with a starbucks
>always eat lunch alone
>dont talk to neighbors
>wear boots casually

>>34400437
Please tell me you are all just memeing me.

>>34400755
>cucking yourself in your own anime fantasy worlds
get help man

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>>34400755
>create detailed universe in head
>always ends up in a fetish-filled sex fantasy
every time, i just want to adventure

>>34401050
>tfw your self insert dies meaningless and unnecessary death halfway through story
A-at least he got to be a dreaded fencer. It was fun while it lasted.

>>34400623
I do this. sometimes i turn the volume up really high and start screaming the song or I start screaming my oneitis name

>>34401088
I have like, zones in my worlds. Each one is has a different culture, people, etc, so i have all my orgy/fetish/sexual fantasies saved for one or a couple zones and the rest are for exploring or other purposes

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>>34400279
>>34400268
>>34400106
>living in daydream worlds
It's called maladaptive daydreaming
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maladaptive_daydreaming
http://www.theatlantic.com/health/archive/2015/04/when-daydreaming-replaces-real-life/391319/

You're welcome

>daydreaming about different stuff while spinning around in my room(its very refreshing and recharging actually)
>having random burst of hatred (for instance i do my job or sit at home and start thinking about how deeply despise people i have come across )
>feeling awkward while i walk
>i fear talking to the phone with strangers
>feeling strange when coming into contact with people
Thats about it

>>34401088
Sauce on that image buddy? Sources aren't popping up.

>>34400106
Extravagant imagination is inherently non-autistic

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>>34400106

>sleep under mattress
>spend hours trying to crack lock combos
>sit with both feet on chair + butt, like a dumb anime character ( in public)
>read out everything i type
>go AHHHGGGGG everytime i take a big shit

t. femanon

>>34401935
Are you physically attractive?

Need this info for personal reasons.

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>>34401935
cont.

>record myself eating loudly and obnoxiously
>act out a scenario where my mother walks home and sees my dead body cries on behalf of my mother
>accidentally speak backwards ex. "my tight is too shirt"
>learn morse code and send myself coded messages
>album in phone to take pictures of random anons that look like robots

>>34401974
I'm decent. My dad once said while drunk that i'm probably better looking than "80% of women". My friends often say I'm cute until I speak.

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>>34401711
>random burst of hatred
Good

>>34402042
I want to transplant those autistic things you do into one of my future kids.

>>34400106
>create insanely detailed worlds in my head and explore them like rpgs

I did this from like 11 to 15 yrs old wtf

>>34401115
"WAKE ME UP"

I can't believe it's not origami

>>34400221
the place in the photo looks comfortable

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when i'm running and there's no one else around i run like this

>>34402285
That's either adorable or hilarious, depending on your gender.

Either way, 10/10 would hang out with.

>>34401935
tits or gat te fuck out

>>34402338
he means femanon (male), anon

>still go into chatrooms to erp like it's 2004
>count out loud to songs with interesting time signatures, even if someone else is there

>>34400106
holy shit sauce?

sluts are so beautiful, make the world go round

ITT: smelling my own farts

>>34400141
It's preatty easy to get fast.
There are a lot of different method, but Fridrich (or cfop) is probably the best method, and there are also a lot of advance techniques you can learn for each substep.

If you apply yourself, you can easy average around 30 seconds in a month or two.

t. a guy wha has competed in more than 40 rubik's cube competitions.

>>34400106
I know you saved this pic from facebook OP.

Now please source the girl!

>>34400106
>play with lego in my own fantasy and cyberpunk worlds
>make up conversations with these characters in my head

>>34400106
>always been a big daydreamer
>starts to get worse after high school
>been living in a world I've created in my head for over 5 years now
>there are days when I basically just daydream while listening to music and barely remember to eat

JDIMSA

>>34401935
I used to sleep under the bed too, people thought I was fucked at sleep overs but go damn is it comfy

>>34400106
My autistic older brother does the nostril thing op, do you sort of swipe it with a closed fist

>>34400106
>Play puzzle games on my phone during awkward situations and serious conversations
>Minesweeper all the fucking time if I'm procrastinating

>Distance myself from everyone in my life from fear of intimacy, or the inability to become intimate
>fail to connect with people I've known all my life
>Wear masks since I don't know I am
>Hope for death, but not really, really hope to wake up normal. Maybe its fixable. Its not though
>hang on in desperation

When I arrive at work I make myself 3 drinks representing the different parts of the day and put them in a line. There's the morning drink (black coffee with a teabag in to "wake me up"), lunch drink (water for a light lunch), and the party time drink (just a soda). I dont really drink them in any particular order

I too make my own world.

Except my world is calm and peaceful, I have a loving wife, 2 children, we live in a cabin in the woods with a small garden for fruits and vegetables. I want to go to sleep and never wake up.

I have "idle" animations that make me feel comfortable

>get a book i want to read
>get on a train and buy a return ticket
>ride the train for hours reading and listening to music

When I see a chad or stacy, I think about ways to kill them. None of it is serious though.

I also have talked with another friend of mine in class about how we could perform the ultimate school massacre using chlorine gas and such.

Ive had many fucked up conversations.

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>>34400106
When I make a particularly smug post I do the finger think irl.

>>34402285
i do this too anon
i'll go out into the old cemetery near me at night to make sure nobody is around and run around like that

>Doing autistic shit
>Stops because there might be a cctv camera in random person's room because idk

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>>34400106
I spend a lot of time browsing /tg/, working on my autistic world and game system for an rpgm I've got a good thousand years of history fleshed out and even more in skeleton/timeline form. But, I've never even played dnd or any other tabletop game, and no one will ever play mine, so I'm not sure why I do it.

>>34405025
same here, i like working out all of the finer details like the lunar cycle, odd festivals for specific cities and stuff

>>34402285
>>34404951
you better be qt grills

Made my dog lick the area above my bum. Well I didnt force it, she came onto me. My grandmother caught us since we were in the yard.

>>34405308
yes(male)

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>>34400106
>listen to songs on repeat for hours
>do speed and go around talking to strangers about stupid shit
>yell gibberish when I'm alone in my apartment
>pace back and forth for hours
>suck my own cock
>bring up biggie cheese in conversations
>only go to one restaurant and order the exact same meal every time

I'm far from autistic when it comes to social interactions (papa an herod himself so had to teach myself how to be a man) reading about social dynamics/psychology and confidence training really helped. I'd recommend it

>>34401711
Tfw bpd rip nooblord

>>34403698
I doubt you're still here but I am for some reason.

I'm trying to perfect the "beginner's method" right now before moving on to speedcubing methods. Cfop has looked like the best but has so many algorithms to memorize once you get to the third layer. I've been browsing speedcubing forums to try and goof around with other techniques and whatnot.


Really need a new cube though. I'm using a Rubik's brand and it turns like shit even after the hundred or so solves I've done so far.

>>34400106
>be /k/ and /r9k/ at the same time
>wear GP5 gas mask around the house sometimes
>whenever i walk up or down stairs, take a pistol and hold it out, pretending im clearing a trench in WW1
>go camping alone with my WASR10 pretending im in the Stalker games

The entire board of /k/ is full of autism, if you are an american, i reccomend you check it out

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>>34400106
>when done playing a cool game or watching a neat movie, i get wrapped up in that universe and religiously daydream about living in it
this isn't normal?

>>34400106
How does one do this? I want to do it too. Lately I've been trying to get into lucid dreaming. Seems like only when I'm asleep do I have any real ability to see things in my imagination. Otherwise it's more like, an internal dialogue of myself thinking in my head. But I'd like to be able to close my eyes and explore worlds like that too.

>While doing something on my own in my apartment, like cleaning for example, I'll talk to myself like I'm describing something to someone.
>While playing GTA Online, when I'm about to run over or stealth kill an NPC I'll shout "shark" in a really deep voice

>>34400106
>worldbuilding
I draw that shit and daydream about it a lot

pretty sure it's fairly common, at least for autists

If you like to worldbuild/escapism fantasies it's not weird theres a whole subreddit for it
https://www.reddit.com/r/worldbuilding/

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>>34400106
Still pick my nose and eat it.

I keep trying to stop but I just end up doing it again. I don't know why it's so fucking hard to stop. I try googling techniques to stop picking my nose but they are all for kids like 5 years old

>>34400106
>>thump my nostril while letting out air making a "thunk" sound when im alone

while my (33yo) imouto lived with us I did this as well because she hated it.

>>34400106

>watch love comedies - weep - stop in the middle of a scene to fantasize an alternate dialogue - thus I spend 4-5 hours to watch a fuckin' love comedy movie

>>34400601
Wait a second, are you me?

Oreginalaln

>>34406563
Well, you don't have to learn them all.
There's semplified fridrich, wich allows you to do the last layer using a minimum of 10 algs, which are very easy to learn.
But the most interesting part is f2l. You can do it intuitively without using algs.
This is a good way to start: http://ukcubestore.com/intuitive-f2l.html


Regarding the cube, Rubik's products are shit.
You can buy really good and cheap cubes for lik 5$. If money are not an issue, you can get the best on the market, like the Valk or Weilong GTS for 20$.
If you are american, you can check cubicle.us, or you can buy them from chinese stores like hknowstore or zcube.hk.

>eat the exact same foods in the exact same order every day on 95% of days (only sometimes not because forgot to go to the supermarket or sth, never intentionally not
>put lots of hot sauce and vinegar and boiling hot water and some salt in a mug and mix it up and drink it
>eat hot sauce on its own with a spoon
>mix vinegar with soy sauce and drink it
>get one hand and sort of make a fist and then hold my nose in it (it's soft)
>drink like 1-2litres of pepsi max a day but never any other soda bc I don't like them
>sometimes watch old lady 80s dance aerobics exercise vids and do them when I'm bored and my roommate is gone
>be fully dressed(jacket, jeans etc) minus shoes in the house at all times unless it's bed time
>hate showering and take a 5min shower twice a week at most
>rarely listen to music but when I do I listen to the same 2 songs pretty much over and over
>hoard all my empty pill bottles in a drawer and make little statues out of them
>eat napkins or note paper
>still make deviantart-looking OCs and make up stories for them in my head
>if I'm bored pull out random hairs from my scalp or the little blonde ones from the arms
>hold my big toe in my hand and squish it
>stand in the mirror and pick my face for hours even though im an adult and don't have acne
>physically start crying and Animu Stutter hen store assistants speak to me
>incapable of eye contact with literally anyone even myself in the mirror
Some of us weren't meant for life

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Every time I flush a toilet, if no one is within earshot, I shout really loudly:

>UNDER THE WATER
>CARRY THE WATER
>BUT REMOVE REMOVE REMOVE

You know that *autistic screechin* crab pose?

It never stopped being funny to me, and sometimes I shuffle around the room in that position when I am alone, alternating between chuckling and quiet *autistic screeches*

One time my roomate walked in on me and I had to pretend I had dropped both contact lenses on the floor and was having trouble finding them to cover my ass

>>34400373
Same 3rd year stem student aswell nothing soaks in my mind anymore it just bounces off

Just the first and the last one.

>>34406960
i'm 49 and it's been 46 years I pick my nose and eat it.

also, I name pickings either "aperitif" or "pretzels"

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>>34400106

>create insanely detailed worlds in my head and explore them like rpgs

I do this shit after every single CYOA thread on tg

>>34400106
>create insanely detailed worlds in my head and explore them like rpgs
>when done playing a cool game or watching a neat movie, i get wrapped up in that universe and religiously daydream about living in it

That's not really autistic, that's called having an imagination. I actually have been exploring a few ideas that I want to write about because I think I've actually thought up some neat worlds. For now I'm just brainstorming, fleshing out characters, and getting a loose story laid out while I research how to write a decent book.

Maybe you should take up writing. If these fantasies lead to some cool written stories, maybe you'll be more forgiving about having then instead of calling it autistic.

>>34405025
Post it anywhere? What's the system like? I always wanted to make my own system

I focus on how certain words and syllables feel in my mouth sometimes when reading outloud (or mouthing) and write down pleasing or interesting ones

At school, uni or work i used to always imagine what i would do if a terrorist came in. What would be the best plan to save myself or even other people. Where is the best exit, what could be used as a distraction or a weapon, how would the other students react.
I pictured every possible scenario.

Now I imagine myself as the terrorist and wonder how I could make most victims. What weapon should i use, which exit should i block, which path do i follow to meet many students.

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>>34401127
Holy fuck, I've been doing that my whole life down to the pacing. Am I fucked for life?

>tfw "go to bed" at 8 every day so I can daydream for two and a half hours before falling asleep

>>34400106
i am similiar anon, ever since i was little, i would run from one corner to the opposite one in my room and dream up detailed worlds and fantasies, it varied from action-movie type scenarios, fantasy scenarios, romance, driving cars, wars, it sounds really autistic and it is but I enjoy it, almost 19 and still do it, i do it whenever my family leaves

>>34401127
I've been struggling with this shit for a year now, I didn't know it is kinda disorder.
thanks for the info anon.

>>34402042
be gf pls orgingian

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>chase my dog around the house and then act scared and let him chase me
>recite movie/vidya quotes and sing latin choral music when alone
>smell my own farts
>bite my dog's tail
>place my hand on the heating and try to resist the pain for as long as I can
>dont eat meat it it has imperfections on it
>fall for women online

>>34408523
>chase my dog around the house and then act scared and let him chase me

That's not autistic, that's playing with your pet and is completely healthy and normal.

>bite my dog's tail

That's fucked.

>>34400106
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maladaptive_daydreaming

Not autism m8

>>34400106
I have an entire 5 season television arc planned and written out in my head

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let's see. I thought coming out as gay would make me more normie but it seems I'm still skirting all aspects of normalcy while being really gay.

>everyone at work knows why I have a luscious ponytail and volunteer to cook and clean at the station
>can't avoid pressing when I walk or standing on tiptoes
>what kind of Chapstick is that anon? oh it's sugar cookie

You would think first of all that way back in the day my androgyny would have made me normal from the get go, but no it just crippled me as I tried for years to juggle both sexual energies. At least now I have some sort of rest, as people know when I'm quiet I'm thinking about getting leaned over furniture and railed. I just gotta learn not to say really weird and often racist stuff and I should be fairly normal. Hooray.

>>34408589
Kek, I dont even bite it hard but he still hates it and gets scared for some reason

>>34409016
>he still hates it and gets scared for some reason

I think you're literally autistic.

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>create insanely detailed worlds in my head and explore them like rgps

I do this as well but only when I'm about to sleep and they all porn themed.

There's a hidden portal in an abandon factory that leads to an endless dimension inside an endless comfy castle.

Part of the castle is dominated by femdom women who want to enslave men, one part is dick worshipping women who want to submit, another wants to be equal and the last faction are lesbians

>look down when i talk to people like i'm putting my head down in respect or to be humble
>spend the majority of my time spaced out listening to music and imagining things
>constantly picking at my skin and making my eczema impossible to heal
>rarely ever go out of the house and when i do i'm essentially mute except for situations where i'm under too much pressure not to talk, i mostly just nod or give a vague small smile as communication, or dont react to anything
>only register other people as faceless figures that don't think or feel unless i try to make myself consider them real and usually I dont really want to
>feel shame when i swear out loud

there's more but i'm not sure how to articulate it which is probably also something autistic about me. i also had another one I meant to write but forgot it. I forget a lot of things

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>>34400977
>dont walk into work with a starbucks
>dont talk to neighbors
>wear boots casually

This is most people

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>>34400106

Exist.

>additional words and phrases of stimulating variety

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>tap my foot to every syllable an actor/actress says

>>34400106
It's mostly just vocalizations and tics I don't even realize I'm doing most of the time. That and I find it really hard to stay quiet unless I'm about to sleep.

Who is this fluid druid?

>>34400106
Mackenzie pls go

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I kinda do something similar.
Before going to sleep I look out for weekly romance manga and read it. Then as I'm dozing off I self insert as the MC and replay the events of that manga's story or make up new ones from where the story left off.

>>34400601
>>34407138

fuck, there are another two fucking spergs doing the same exact shit as I do and wanting to live the dream
its never going to be a reality for me, it's way too late now. and even if I would chase my dreams I would probably lose interest and motivation soon, like with everything that I start.

I'm starting to reflexively make a smug Pepe face every time I remember something autistic I did in the past.

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When I was a kid I would like to sculpt with clay a lot.

But then I realized that I could just imagine the clay and thus sculpt whenever I wanted to. "Air sculpting".

So I just move my hands in the hair to build stuff. Guns, monsters, robots and obviously fat tiddies.

The downside is that obviously I look like a fucking madman so I hope nobody ever fins out.

>run and jump around when no one can hear or see me
>create fantasy worlds or scenarios in my head and daydream about them almost everyday
>biting fingernails instead of cutting them, do this since elementary school


>>34410422
>only register other people as faceless figures that don't think or feel unless i try to make myself consider them real and usually I dont really want to

I do that too

>>34400141
Not that autistic, a lot of normies do that too.

Car registration plates. I can tell you when and where a car was registered just by reading the plate. I'm now learning the German ones too.

sometimes i raise my hand in class just to get my heart pumping hard because I'm bored

>>34400106
Yes I do this. It's really weird because I never did the nose thing, and just randomly started a few months ago. I've been trying to stop though, because I'm worried it annoys other people

>do most of these things
>studied body language enough to put on a mask for a few hours at a time.
>rarely speak
>spend 60% of time daydreaming about fantasy characters and worlds I made up
>masturbate once a day as sleep aid/to relieve gay thoughts
>literally forget to eat, sleep, change clothes if I get derailed from routine
>have a small circle of online friends that I can barely maintain as a lifeline
>tend to obsess over some weord history or fantasy thing for weeks at a time
>memorized encyclopedias worth of random useless shit
>shut fown for days at a time barely sleepig not eating or practicing hygiene.
Never seen a shrink, do you guys think I'm probably on the spectrum?

>>34400106
WHO'S THAT AND WHERE CAN I FIND MORE OF HER??!?!!?! I WANNA FAPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPPP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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>>34400106
do we have sauce on this girl for the LOVE OF GOD!

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>>34412048
>I don't know how to use google
Besides it's BR no one wants any of that.

>>34412155
Dude, the only results I get are from some Mexican Twitter shit. I wouldn't be asking for sauce if it'd been that easy to find it.

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>>34401127
Jesus Christ....I've spent years, the majority of my 22 years of life, pacing in my room for possibly hours a day with my daydreams. Even the triggers and symptoms match me perfectly. It's weird knowing this is actually a thing, but I don't think I want it to stop?

>>34412025
I forget her name but she's actually a landwhale. Big disappointment, don't bother.

>>34412295
BUT I WANNA FAP GODFUCCKIGNUUIUWDJKLRKLEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRRRREEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

>>34412404
An entire internet of porn awaits you, my friend. Don't get hung up on one hambeast who is good with photoshop and angles

one autistic thing i manage to do is confuse my feelings with other feelings
like one time i thought i had a crush on someone but then i realised im just rly uncomfortable with being touched

>>34412438
but i wanted the hambeast
original

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>>34412404
this girl looks better and does it better

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>>34404856
Oh shit, you too?

>>34400106
NEED SAUCE PLS

>>34400106
I always stay until the end of the credits at the movies

>>34402042
Oh god you're fucking hilarious, anon.

>>34414567
>>34414567
>>34414567

oregamononuy

Say I'm going to kill myself out loud when I remember something cringy.

I come to this board sometimes.

>>34414797
i didnt find any results :(

>>34400141
Yeah, it's pretty fun. :^)

I still have the terrible Rubik's brand also. I'm going through 2 Look OLL and PLL right now. I'd recommend that if full CFOP seems too intimidating.

>>34402042
Dump pictures pls

>>34407364
That's a big suite

Bump. Isn't there any source for the OP's girl?

>>34415810
HHOW IS IT POSSIBLE THAT NOBODY HERE KNOWS THAT FATASS

Jesus christ the amount of mascara on her face

It looks like she drew around her eyes with a sharpie marker.

tfw she's still attractive

>>34400106
>When I'm doing menial things, I'll imagine moving a tail.
>Conversations/rants with/to myself out loud
>Groove and sing along to my music

>>34400106
nope, I also do the first and third things all the time
it's the only part of the day I enjoy

>>34416619
her nose is photoshopped smaller too, you can tell by the unnatural shadow on the right side of it

same with her eyes, she edited them to be bigger, and it looks like she drew in eye bags and made the layer transparent...

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I bet noone does the first two
>rub finger around the anus after taking a shit to see if I need to wipe
>piss in sink; it's faster and better for the environment
>sometimes feel the need to repeat a sound I hear

>>34405308
Nobody on this board is an actual female, anon.

>>34416810
I piss in the sink when I'm too lazy or someone else is in the bathroom. I just splash some dish soap around the drain and let the water run gently.

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>>34400106
I fantasize about killing and getting killed by the same girl over and over again. One of us tortures the other beforehand. Sometimes, I get killed by her and then inhabit her mind as her bf.

When I can't make a decision, I start a shuffled slideshow of her pictures and the pictures decide for me (ie: if she's wearing black in the first two pictures, I'll go to the grocery store).

Every night, I fall asleep after looking at a picture of her and fantasizing about us killing each other. If I happen to die in my sleep, she will have been the last thing that I saw, so it'll be kind of like she killed me.

I don't love her or anything. Wouldn't bother me if she was sad, dying, in a relationship, or if she hated me. I have no desire to be her living bf either.

>>34400437
Tfw smart enough to maladaptively daydream but not smart enough to die

I like to trace the borders of countries/ provinces on maps with my finger

>>34400106
>tfw researching shit to further the lore in my made up world that nobody will know about but me

>>34400260
Holy fuck you are literally me mate

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Every time my feet come into contact with a slightly slippery floor I end up trying to moonwalk. It doesn't matter where I am, it's like an involuntary reaction.

The supermarket is where it happens most.

I sit out in public and watch people so I can be overtaken with how hideous they all look. I'll end up laughing because I'll stop feeling like we're even the same species and it'll spiral out of control to the point where I keel over.

>>34401127
This pretty much just convinced me that ADHD diagnosis was wrong after all. This sounds more depressing to have though :/

>while watching tv before bed grab my comforter and fold it into a point and shove it under my fingernails
>listen to vidya music on YouTube and imagine myself as a superhero like Sailor Moon
>have a very descriptive world and story of myself and daydream of it constantly
>chew on lips/rip skin off my lips constantly
>physically cries when I see something I think is cute
>I always have to have socks on, feel weird without them

I used to pull out my eyelashes when I was stressed but now I just bite my nails

>>34400106
I have to turn the shower on slightly every single time I enter the bathroom.

>>34418643

Why would you feel the need to do that?

>>34418643
That sounds more like OCD than autism.

>>34413347
sometimes i give me cheek a lil pinch :)

SAUCE
A
U
C
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orego

>>34418660
>>34418694
I dont fucking know I hate it so much. I cant fucking not do it.

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>>34400106
Whenever I remember something autistic I did, I often make stupid faces or repeat idiotic phrases. Like for example, if I remember some social faux pas I committed, I'd scrunch my face and say something stupid to the extent of "I'm a dumbass," "I wanna fug a loli," or "[Insert friend's name here] is a dumb pedo."

A little bit how DFW does it here: https://youtu.be/mLPStHVi0SI?t=6m1s

>>34400514
I've been creating a character which I insert in a story, most of the times an anime story, too. I began with this when I was 6... at the beginning most of them were kinda mary sues but after some years i always try to make them as realistic as possible and let them have as less influence as possible, trying to make the characters just to awesome fights, and when i think about the fights I'm jumping around in my room. And now 12 years later I'm still doing that, but now i also think about how the fans of that anime would like the person and how they would score on character polls and with whom they would get shipped. Holy fuck I'm an autistic retard

I'm afraid to look at mirrors at night
>why am I like this