no you fucking retard after he walks in on you
sucking your own dick he will disown you.
then you will have to continue living with the
straight man who refused to fuck his own son
>>34398348
Jesus christ what is wrong with you.
Don't try to fuck your dad you insane degenerate
>>34398348
now, the idea of having sex with ones father is so preposterously disgusting to me... BUT, imagine the father of the kid in the pic. I bet he's sweet AF
Let him hear you moaning "daddy" over and over. Wear some cute clothes. Try to time it so he can walk in as you're spewing a load on yourself. Good luck anon!
Be in your underwear around him and bend over to pick something up. See if he checks out your ass.
>>34398348
why don't you just manipulate a virgin you fucking fag?
>>34398772
This
Also be super lewd in conversation with him
>>34398348
This would prob only work if you were an attractive girl with an actual vagina.
>>34398348
Are you really trying to get TWINKY HOUSE'd?
>>34398348
This is gayer than usual, wow.
>>34398348
How about do some work, to quote my dad, "nothing to do, go collect some coffee"
>>34398348
try using a rope around your neck while you do it. attach the rope to the ceiling and use your feet to swirl a chai with rollers around. the noise should make him come see what;s going on