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Kill me 2017-01-25 04:59:27 Post No. 34398223
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Kill me Anonymous 2017-01-25 04:59:27 Post No. 34398223 [Report]

>Mother and father have been married 30+ years
>/r9k/ threads get to me, but my parents give me faith in relationships. Even though my hope is bleak
>Mother is drunk tonight and listening to some old song tonight
>Starts telling about her ex boyfriend in highschool
>tells me how he loved the song
>tells me how he bought her diamond ear rings on Christmas eve
>tells me how she took them and then dumped him on Christmas for my father
>Tells me he use to drive by her house blaring said song
>Tells me how my dad use to flip and off and once yelled "thanks for the ear rings asshole!"
Holy shit, fucking kill me. My mother is a stacy and my father is a chad. Life is literally /r9k/ memes. Everything said on this board is true. Just fucking kill me.

Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:03:24 Post No.34398306
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Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:03:24 Post No.34398306 [Report]

kill your parents, bud

Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:17:00 Post No.34398559
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Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:17:00 Post No.34398559 [Report]

At least you are of alpha stock. My parents are literally as beta as it gets. Short brown electrical engineer dad

JUST

Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:22:43 Post No.34398662
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Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:22:43 Post No.34398662 [Report]

>>34398559
Arresh?

Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:27:48 Post No.34398745
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Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:27:48 Post No.34398745 [Report]

Might as well bump. Feeling horrible tonight others could use a pickup in their thread?

Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:29:27 Post No.34398780
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Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:29:27 Post No.34398780 [Report]

be like dad

Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:31:31 Post No.34398814
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Anonymous 2017-01-25 05:31:31 Post No.34398814 [Report]

That means your dad didn't take your moms virginity, the vagina you came out of had a different dick than your dads stuffed in it once > That's fucking sick dude, my parents met at 17 and stayed together since.

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