Who the fuck is johnny neptune?

Just some unimportant retard.

could you extrapolate? i bummed this man a couple cigs today, it was a very interesting encounter

A trap lover who's rather in denial

He's an insane 50 yr old namefag who posts strange rants here.

You met him irl? explain

He asked me for a couple cigs for him and his wife outside a gas station because his vape wasnt doin it for him, so i sat and talked to him for about 15 minutes. motherfucker goes on about trolling and shitposting and how he was the original troll. he went on about a lot of other shit but he said hes infamous here

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He is just a crazy old tripfag who post weird shit.

I love him

>>34396997
That's something I can see him doing. All the posts ITT about him are correct btw

Yeah he's kind of my new favorite person I've met here in Macon.

But everything you said sounds about right

He does nothing but brag about how he tricks underage girls into sex and was overpaid for artwork like 30 years ago.

>>34395831
Just some namefag with a very distinct posting style.

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>>34397383
He's a deluded narcissist and a statutory rapist, and the worst poster I've ever seen on /r9k/. Why the fuck do you like him?

>>34397523
He's funny, tells good stories, and has good advice if you're an up-and-coming sociopath

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i like his aesthetic