What does it take to get a gf? I don't want to die alone..

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First you must spend more time outdoors than indoors.

>>34394527
To get a gf worth having it takes >>34394864 and coincidence

Otherwise all of the things people meme about like money and appearance I guess.

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>>34394888
I don't think this is going to work out well.

>>34394527
There is a community of guys that can help you. The PUA community. The stuff really works.

Neil Strauss, Mystery, (dare I say) Ross Jefferies. People like these. You'll have to find one who has a style that resonates with you.

Anyway, the most important takeaways I got from those days was

1) Don't let the girl determine your value. Value yourself greatly, and be a stone when it comes to letting her hit your confidence (practice)
2) Start walking up to random groups of people and talking to them. You don't even have to try to pick up anyone. Just get used to doing it
3) Don't chase the girl. Show her your value and make her come to you
4) Don't be easy. Girls are like cats playing with a string. If you just place the string on the floor, the cat gets bored and stops playing with it.
5) Approach without hesitation. Do not think beforehand.
6) Learn some pre-prepared openers

Hope this helps.

>>34394527
It takes these digits, check em'

>>34394527
You have to ask a girl out and she has to agree
then you have to have a good time on the date and probably kiss her

>>34395270
But I don't know any girls where I live.

>>34395365
Where do you live? If you're not fat and live close to me we could talk

>>34395410
I live in FL

>>34395436
I live in based TN. Pretty far from you, sorry anon

>>34395468
it's ok, im not giving up

>>34394527
girls will start taking interest in you if you tell them that you're working and you have money

>but you'll only get bitches that you hate and hate you back

>>34395556
Have you tried okcupid?

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For being the most populated state there are literally no robots in CA. How the hell does that work?

>>34395596
No, but I refrain from going on dating sites since it makes me feel even more desperate.

>>34395651
It doesn't. I'm not sure how old you are, but you sound young. People in your age range actually use dating apps more than going out to clubs like old farts like me used to.

Try them out. You have nothing to lose.

Tinder
OK Cupid
Match.com
Hot or Not

>>34395692
I'm 24. I also don't think I am attractive.

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>>34394527

chloroform and a strong backhand

She'll be confused and try to resist at first but it gets easier once stockholme syndrome sets in

>>34395794
Sorry, rape is against the law, anon.
It's not even love. I want someone to love me willingly.

>>34395692
>4 years on OKC
>5 on pof
>1 on tinder

>Never had a date