do you sit down to pee anon?

>>34392937
No I'm not a faggot oregano

I don't even sit down to shit.

>>34392937
I used to, now I just piss in the sink.

>>34392937
depends on the type of piss I have

Only if i have a boner.

>>34393051

Just piss in the shower. A lot more comfortable

once you have your own toilet and realize you're its janitor, and you observe the amount of splashout that occurs when you piss from on high, you sit down like a reasonable person

only insecure "ah'm so maxculin" retards insist on standing at this point, even when it's clear that using your fucking brain is the truly masculine act

>>34393157
I don't know what the hell you're doing to cause that much splash when you piss.

I just piss in the shower and wash it away with the shower head.

>>34392937
Yes, but I'm a girl

>>34393219
My dick is 8.2" so when I pee my dick drops down to the toilet hole closer than yours will. The trajectory and force of the piss cause the water to splash and sometimes back fire onto my face

>>34392994
I do that sometimes. It's quicker when I'm far from the toilet

>>34393328
>tfw you accidentally flush your dick

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>>34392937
>he actually stands up.
in all fairness you are a cuck if you stand up because it shows that you have to show off or something, plus you can't drink or eat anything when you are standing up. Sitting down is more comfortable whereas standing up makes you look like a beta who is trying to be a chad but also has no self awareness what so ever.

I understand that you are probably gay if you stand up so that you can look at your own or other guys junk. But I could honestly care less about your sexuality.

>>34393157
>once you have your own toilet and realize you're its janitor, and you observe the amount of splashout that occurs when you piss from on high, you sit down like a reasonable person

Ah, another adult in thread. Also, get a UV flashlight, turn off lights and shine it around the toilet area. Urine stains are fluorescent.

No, I use my diaper like a good robot should.

You mean you're not wearing a diaper? Naughty anon.

>>34393532
i am sat in the same pair of pantaloons that i shat in two days ago. I cannot afford diapers. We aren't all millionaires

i have to, i'm crippled i have to.

>>34393610
>muh cripples.
anon, if you prey enough and try hard enough you can walk. God gave you the ability stop being lazy