So, what is the most pathetic/lowest/beta thing you ever did

Bought her expensive flowers
Bought her $100 jeggings from the mall.

Her ass looked great in them though.

Bought a present for her birthday
I feel gross knowing I did that now

Spent 18 years orbiting her.

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>be in high school
>friend says he bet i cant pick up chicks
>go to mall
>sit at bench
>girl walks by
>quietly say "excuse me"
>she doesn't respond
>say it louder "excuse me!"
>still doesn't hear me
>say it even louder "EXCUSE ME!!"
>she looks back at me and laughs to her friend and keeps walking

>>34391659
Texting I love you on the first text

>>34391659
Got on one knee and presented her with a single rose and said for you

>>34391659
nothing
literally did nothing

Made origami for her as a birthday present
It was actually pretty cool and I invested some time and effort in it; it was a little folded pig, and a medium sized Lotus flower that had to be done with many different kinds of paper and strings. I should have kept it for myself, now that I think about it, although I'd have no use for it.

I gave it to her as yet another way of impressing her, failing once again. I don't know if it's pathetic or beta, but I sure feel like that for having wasted my time doing something nice for a bitch that didn't deserve it.

>>34391659
Nothing, I don't approach women.

>>34391734

Jeggings?

I ate her out

>>34391999

Nice trips anon. If you had fun doing the origami then it wasnt a complete waste of time and you learn something

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>>34391659
This is what I did and it paid off. Boy I sure ain't getting cheated on soon.

>>34391659
Nothing, I never tried

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>>34391822
What were you going to say after "exscuse me"?

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watched glee with her

>>34392193
Leggings that look like jeans.

Gave her my plastic pencil box full of crayons. This was the second grade mind you.

>>34391734
I'm sure Chad appreciated it as he was peeling them off of her.

>>34392064
>>34391997
>>34392308

Maybe thats why you guys are virgin

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>>34391734
I've written love poetry, sent 1000+ character drunk texts, and cried in front of girls I like that had no interest in me whatsoever

but
thank
GOD

I've never spent money on a whore

>>34392651
No, I'm a virgin because I don't care enough to try

>>34392193

Jean leggings

>>34392587

She was checking herself for someone

>>34392687

I did those too

>>34391659

Used to give my ex foot rubs all the time after we'd broken up. She used the shit out of me then. Fucking roastie cunt

>>34392753

I dunno man rubbing her foot seems pretty neato and a fair exchange

>>34391999
You should have tried harder anon!

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>>34391734
>$100 jeggins
What made them cost that much

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>>34392230
thats probably the most beta thing ive seen here

>>34393970
I forgive him because he's probably mormon tbqh and mormons are really nice.

made a photoshopped card for her that looked like ms paint shit on the front but inside was a picture of me givibg a thumbs up with some scenery i scanned from a calender that said "have a sweet 17" or something and there was a cake that i put 17 candles on or something

I gave a girl my favorite book since she said she liked reading ( turns out she likes reading as a social status thing).

It's been two months and she isn't even half way through. She ruined one of the pages too.

some girl shit in my friends house and left a fucking mess in the toilet, i took the hit because it's much more embarrassing for a girl

no thank you, nothing

>>34394023
Besides the Utah thing I kinda guessed the same thing, he just looks Mormon and this is an incredibly Mormon thing to do.

>>34394105
I found out that I'm as shitty of a reader as your Stacy. My friend lent me Mere Christianity(like 200 pages) during November and I still haven't gotten more than halfway. I feel like such a shitty person, I keep telling myself I'll get to it but never do.

>tried okcupid
>awful
>tried tinder
>awful
>have an idea
>i'll pretend to have a fetish
>join fetlife
>say i'm into being a dom, since that's the most low level kink
>little did i know
>i actually don't respect women
>i actually don't want an equal relationship
>i actually want to be able to curse and insult my gf when i'm angry
>i actually want to boss her around sexually
>dom a couple of times
>holy shit this is all i've ever wanted
>current gf is also on fetlife, but we met IRL
>mentioned i hookup using online dating
>she told me she does fetlife
>oh me too
>we had a quick makeout in a parking garage 30 minutes later
>mfw i'm not even attractive
>mfw there are women who love that i hate women

god is real

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>>34391659
I can tell you the closest thing i did to a date with a girl before
we never kissed or hugged just hung out as friends

>she asked me to go out to this diner, i paid for the meal
>we went to comic-con together, she paid for the meal we had after

>i asked her if she wanted to go to the cheesecake factory on valentine's day she asked if it was a date and i said "kinda" and she said no
>end up quitting my 7.25/hr min wage job that day after raging on a retarded old lady i worked with

idk i thought we had something going

i still never been to cheesecake factory, not because of her but because i have nobody to go with and i don't drive

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>omg wow anon you really did it!

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>>34394415
>Thanks for the 1 million likes guys now I can finally ride the pig!

>>34391762
i did this and then didn't give it to her. probably better that way

>>34394344
fuck off you normal shit nobody gives a fuck

>>34392329
"Y-you too"
oregonon

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>>34394415
>>34394461
/thread

originally gggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggggeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

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>>34391659
I've sent shit ton of texts to a tumbir like girl .I also bought her Payday 2 with like 10 dlc's for her birthday because we used to play counter strike go togheter. Sadly everytime i asked her if she wanted to play PD2 with me, she just made up a reason to flip me off. I used to type to her every single day for months and she aways told me that she was busy and that i was annoying. I loved her so much i even had a mental breakdown in the middle of the night because i couldnt stop thinking about her. All this because she told me she loved me once and never again, so never say that shit to anybody unless you actually fucken mean it. I dreamt about her almost every single night and i just could not stop thinking about how """perfect""" she was. Now thinking back on that whole thing, i really regret wasting my time with somebody like this.

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>>34392651
I'm not a virgin though.

Oregon.

>>34395396
Wow anon. You need help big league

>>34394105
>( turns out she likes reading as a social status thing)
Just because someone enjoys reading doesn't mean they'll automatically share your taste in books, dumbass.

>>34393925

They were from Guess, or some other expensive mall store I forgot.

>>34395541
For most people, reading means "yeah, I read one book before in college that I liked. I also read Facebook statuses. That's reading as well XD"

>>34395541
Isnt that the same as saying shit like
>"I like to watch movies"
or like
>"i like to play videogames"
BITCH DO YOU LIKE HORROR MOVIES OR COMMEDY MOVIES WTF ?!?!

>>34395618
>"I like to watch movies"
>"i like to play videogames"
Statements like those are called "conversation starters." It's meant to elicit questions like "Oh yeah? What kinds?" or "Seen/Played anything good recently?", thereby starting a pleasant conversation between two or more people about shared interests.

TL;DR - You're SUPPOSED to ask what kind of movies she likes, you fucking melon.

>>34391659
Nothing. As in I never made a move until on her though she eventually found out through mutual friends. Which wouldn't have been so bad if I hadn't wasted over 2 years pining over her.