What's it take to have this?

Slices are like 3 bucks around here. A little more if you're getting a whole pie but worth it imo

>>34391290

$1.99

pepperoni pizza

Cows getting raped

>>34391290
Depends where you get it. Personally I prefer chicken, although pepperoni seems to be pretty popular.

>>34391290
I'd ignore that pizza and eat something else

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>>34391290
Does anyone else think this shit is revolting?

That's her ass, shit comes out of there, and you've got your food on it.

0/10, go home and rethink your life

did you guys know that Blue Moon came in cans? i had no idea.

>>34391290
I don't want that pizza now that it's been on that roasties cum spattered ass.

Fucking cuck faggots, kill yourselves.

>>34391290

Chad snorts blow off her ass. A robot dreams of eating pizza off of it. I guess that's about right

>>34391290
7+ inch cock, high salary, respect from peers and a large social circle, 3 year+ active social media account showing photos of your various adventures / encounters.

Then you get a perfect GF like this as your reward for doing everything right, it's like a fairy tale . Good luck

>>34391427
you're a faggot if you wouldn't pick up the pizza and eat it

>>34391312
>3$/slice

That better be some damn good pizza to justify that price

>>34391427
I'd call you a virgin, but it's pretty much implied on this board.

>>34391290
its not worth the hassle, been there 5 or 6 times now

>>34391427
Shit only comes out of the butt hole, anon. The rest of it is just skin no different than any other part of her body. The pizza will taste the exact same if you ate it off her stomach, tits, or armpit assuming she showered more often than you do

>>34391290
*BBRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*

>come eat your pizza slice anon

A fat prostitute and pizza? Like $200

>>34391459
The only thing I have is a 7 inch cock and I had a gf with a perfect ass like that. Wasn't able to keep her long once she figured out how boring I was but still the best sex of my life

>>34391510
plus it's expensive. and time consuming.

That can isnt even opened

>>34391411
Save your pathetic crap for porn video comments

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>>34391312
>calling pizza a "pie"
>it's not even deep dish

>>34391593
>Save your pathetic crap for porn video comments
No you

>box-shaped ass
Is this what nu-males think an ass is supposed to look like?

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>>34391290
>genuinely desiring "Netflix pizza butts!!! x3" girls
>>>/tumblr/

Pic related is the true way. Get a girl who is unpretentious in her desire for pizza and doesn't feel the need to have someone post about it as well as her naked body on social media.

>>34391758
Care to share what you think an ass should look like?

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>>34392183
Like this, you fucking pleb.

>>34392301
Fucking kek look how far she has to stick her tiny ass out to make it look like she has anything. If the bitch stood up straight there'd be nothing there

>>34392093
this pic is from tumblr though and the girl on the pic is a lesbian.

>>34391427
>obviously doesn't eat ass

>>34391501
oh fuck off you normalshit

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Nothing better than nice back passage

>>34392369
Real talk, I'd rather eat a girl's ass all day than get my own nut off

>>34391290
>wanting a THOT gf who'd let you take pics of pizza on her ass to then share online

sounds pleb-tier

>>34392545
Id gladly eat a girls ass, but the real question is
>do you like eating pussy or ass better
>pussy for me

>>34392698
Dude, it's the smell of ass that gets me off so much. That muskiness, man. I used to rub my finger up and down my exgfs asshole then bring my finger to my nose. It would never fail to make my dick rock hard

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c here

>>34392846
Why did you find the need to post this

>>34391290
Convert to Islam and just claim her and the pizza as your own. Simple m8