Any tips & tricks on how to get a gf?

>>34390781
How bad do you want one?

Be tall and good looking and have a big dick and work out

also be good at singing

it worked for me

>>34390781
you dont need tips and tricks OP, you just need to be yourself!

MOOOOODDDDDDDDDSSSSSSSSSSSORIGIII

>>34390781
Get more money and have a big black cock grafted onto you in place of your own micropenis.

>>34390781
Acquire currency and pretend you already have a gf

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God it's been ages since I've had sex

I literally was just being myself and got a gf, been with her for a few years. Try doing that

Why the hell are you asking /r9k/ for relationship advice?

In for advice.

Here's some ideas I've gotten recently. Haven't put into practice but thinking it through

1) OKC/POF/Tinder will only work if you are 5'9"+, white, and 5+/10.

2) If you are those things, just do that. Or cold approach in a bar. No matter what you do you can't fail as long as you try.

3) If you are not those things, your best bet is to join a Meetup Group for a hobby that might have women there. eg. Songwriter's group if you play music (my plan).

4) Try to socialize with the girls in the group without freaking them out and see what happens.

???

die alone because we're all either short/ugly/ethnic/autistic and women don't want us Or maybe it goes well. Who knows.

>>34390903

/r9k/ is the best place to ask. If you ask a normie they'll just give you advice that only works if you're a normie. We need special advice only people that come here would know to give.

>>34390781
Just hit on women. Talk to all of 'em. It's a numbers game. You walk up to a hundred women and ask to fuck, it doesn't matter if 99 say no, as long as 1 says yes. That's how men used to do it in the old country (whatever country or continent your ancestors come from), just throwin' it up there and seein' what sticks.

>>34390781
Join the military. You get paid to workout and shoot guns. You don't even have to see combat if you pick the right job. Join the army and go for a 92S. Bitches love a man in uniform.

Get off this site. You ll be a virgin as long as you are here

>>34390989
Alright listen. Looks wealth and status are 3 main things that make you attractive.

Try to improve at least one if not all three of them.

Get somewhat fit, dress well, drive a nice car, get a hobby where you can meet women

>>34391143
The numbers game is soul crushing for an ugly or average guy. To get rejected dozens of time is bad. And in this era someone might report you

Oh. This is what is considered original content on r9k.
I see.
Then fuck my ass and call me Jesus.

>>34391321
>The numbers game is soul crushing for an ugly or average guy
It's soul crushing for a pussy who can't handle rejection and therefore doesn't deserve success in the first place.

>And in this era someone might report you
Great made-up threat to justify the lack of effort you put into your life.

Girl here,

I'm tired of you thirsty beta complaining about not getting pussy. It's a real turn off. I'm considered a very direct woman, so follow these crucial steps to at least get a 6/10

>Be attractive
Now being attractive isn't everything, but if you don't at least 8/10 looks, women will not even pay attention to you. Take care of your face and work out. If you're still ugly, get surgery or settle for some landwhale

>Be rich
The bare minimum is exactly $100, 000 a year. That's the economy for you. It's just the way it is. We want to be taken cared of. Even you do get a girl, she'll just leave you for the next rich alpha

>Social status
Chicks love it when you have connections and actually know how to talk to human beings. Not lonely social autist that can't even say two things to anyone. Having connections can come in handy in the future & doesn't hurt to be a person lots of people know.

>Nice car
All we want is to driven in a car that's not shitty. Just get a $20, 000 car. It's not too much to ask for. Oh and if you can't drive, consider suicide.

>Be tall
HOLY SHIT PLEASE BE TALL!
Why would a girl want to go out with a manlet? Theirs plenty of tall men for us you are not even worth the competition

>have big dick
Yup, size DOES matter. The whole "ocean" thing is bullshit. This is why we let black men do us.

>Don't be a virgin
Virgins are disgusting! They should be condemned to death. How are you still a virgin? Girls don't ask for much you know.

>Get rid of your pathetic interests
No more vidya, comics, anime weeabo shit, no porn, no more cartoons, MLP, and stop coming to this stupid Filipino image board. You're grown ass men, act like it.

>Be an asshole
We don't show it, but we love to be treated like stupid children. Why do you think women would stay with their abusive cheating boyfriends? But hey, if you are really nice, maybe we'll let you be our official orbiter.

Thats it. Just simple if you ask me.

Dont forget-- just be yourself! :)

>>34391321

You get used to it. I'm thinking of going back to it since online dating is a waste of time (only fatties and old chicks remotely respond) and at least it's instant response.

Used to do PUA stuff in nightclubs. Gonna try again within the next year, hopefully after I get my hair fixed.

>>34391497

Come on dude. The actual looks requirement is 5+/10 face, 5'9"+, white.

That's pretty much it. I've never known a guy who meets those specs and couldn't get girls with a little effort.

Obviously autism works against that though.

>>34391321
the only guys who don't get rejected dozens of times are the guys who don't put in the work. Even if you're good looking, you're gonna get rejected multiple times.

And no one will report you. Stop making up excuses. Life isn't the Internet, women aren't walking around on guard with their ass cheeks clenched and the police on speed dial. Don't believe the Feminism meme.

>>34391546
Take "white" off of there. The fact that there are all these mixed people running around is proof that race doesn't matter.

>>34391651
>The fact that there are all these mixed people running around is proof that race doesn't matter

statistics show the white males dominate the majority who have interracial relationships. Being white is a huge plus

>>34391773
Pajeet here. Can confirm life as a nonwhite is suffering

>>34391497
obvious bait (worst part is he is still telling the truth)

>>34391773
>statistics show
>this study says
That doesn't matter. Statistics say a lot of things that aren't true for you and your experiences. Being white is only a plus because of stereotypes.

be confident, bitches care only about that

>>34390781
>tfw literally got one on accident
>I don't know how either

J-Just be yourself and let it happen?

>>34391773
>statistics show the white males dominate the majority who have interracial relationships.

Statistics show that white males dominate the majority in white countries, so of course they'll be over represented.

>>34390781
Is that pussy literally perfect, or is it just me?

>>34391651

If you're nonwhite the requirements for height and face rise to 5'10" and 6+/10 face.

I'm 5'7" Indian and 4/10 face. I don't meet anyone's requirements.

>>34392028
Pretty sure that's a underage pussy

>>34391143
>You walk up to a hundred women and ask to fuck, it doesn't matter if 99 say no, as long as 1 says yes
One in a hundred would be the dream.

>>34391295
>Get somewhat fit, dress well, drive a nice car
Check, check and check.
Meet girl, now what?

>>34390781
Go to grindr, it's much easier.

>>34392492
Stop reeking desperation

>>34392492
Talk to her, friend.

>>34392556
>DON'T TRY SO HARD BRO
>YOU NEED TO TRY HARDER BRO
>TRY HARD TO NOT TRY HARD BRO

>>34392582
I never said don't try hard, I said stop reeking desperation, act non-chalant when it calls for it

>>34391143
>You walk up to a hundred women and ask to fuck
This cant work. Maybe in nightclubs but I dont want shit women

>>34392614
>just be alpha and do everything right
>it's not hard bro, everyone can do it
>just do the right things at the right time
>just interpret her non-verbal communication right in a splitsecond

>>34391325
hey Jesus, where you at. need to bust a nut

>>34392748
Okay, you got me there, just be non-chalant all the time then.

>>34392748
You're an idiot. It takes practice. If you just give up and spend all your time shitposting on 4chan then you will get nowhere.

>>34392790
He might actually be autistic, I don't know if practice will help

Is it ok to just walk up to a girl you don't know but have watched from afar and ask her out? I think she was looking at me before and when I looked back her eyes darted down.

I'm sick of being a virgin and although I have horrible anxiety and hate the idea of putting myself into the weaker position all of that is being overridden by sheer horniness

>>34392732
It can work. You're saying it can't and haven't even tried. You talk to 100 women, at least one will be interested. You ask 100 to fuck, at least one will be down. Maybe not that minute but maybe sometime in the future.

>>34390797
>tfw bad voice that only my grandma and dad compliment me on
>latter(6'3") also said I (6'0) was taller than him so he's a lying pos

I have a guide that works every damn time. You must, however, follow it to the letter for it to actually work for you as you are obviously FUCKED otherwise. Don't bother denying this, I can already tell.

First of all suit up. I'm talking double breasted 100,000 fibre count suits of Welsh sheep cotton crepe or some shit. I'm talking cufflinks and a tie.

People talk a lot of shit about the fedora. Don't listen to them. Wearing a fedora despite the growing social stigma against them will show you're an independent gentleman who don't follow no rules. So wear the fucking fedora, faggot. this will top off the "modern day feudal lord" look you're going for.

You're going to want to have chamber music playing. Have Purcell's "Music for the funeral of Queen Anne" playing full blast and on repeat. Should you not be able to for some fucked up reason then "Every Breath You Take" by The Police should suffice. Remember: FULL BLAST AND ON REPEAT.

Next you're going to want to write words like "sex me up hoe" and "shit on me chest you sleazy coo" in paint that can only be seen under a blacklight. This will impart subliminal messages on her. This is very important.

Lastly you'll want to comport yourself as a good Catholic and knowledgeable Renaissance man. Have a monologue prepared regarding the failings of Eastern Orthodox teachings and the legitimacy of the Pope. Women love smart guys.

I've used this countless time and it's worked every time.

>>34392896
Ok sure. Just walk to 100 grils in broad daylight and just ask to fuck. Brilliant

>>34393098
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gxyySRgrYsU

>>34393113
Fake and original

>>34392896
>>34393113
Also who wants grils who would say yes so easily? We want gfs not roasties

>>34393185
>>34393147
100/100 said "no"

>>34393196
Didnt bother to watch it. I assumed you were the 100fag trying to prove his point

>>34392802
I know actual autists who have GFs.

>>34392893
You'd be better off knowing her first but it's not the end of the world if you cold approach her.

>>34391546
>>34390972
What if I am 5'8"?

>>34393330

If you're white it will do fine if you are fit and 6+/10 face.

>>34390972
Know any good meetup groups besides songwriters?

i almost got a girl by having the same interest. it was pretty much we had the same tv shows. hit a girl up. i suggest you stop fapping. that was my problem. stacey told me to stop fapping so i stopped i was all blushy to a girl that got away from me.

I can't even get people to message me back on tinder. Is getting a response easier in irl?

>>34394041
The response I usually get IRL is a blank stare or a laugh, haha

>>34393860
Search Facebook groups in your area and check out meetup.com